Skat3rat

Back in 'Nam, we didn't have DayZ! All you whipper snappers have all these techno gadgets! One time I was playing on Namalask. A hacker tped everyone to the same spot but there was a twist. THERE WAS A MILLION FUCKING PLANES FALLING FROM THE SKY. Everywhere you looked planes were falling. I didn't see any area that planes weren't falling. People didn't even bother shooting at each other, everyone was running for their life. I began running to the ocean because that seemed to be the only area I didn't see planes falling. As I mentioned before, there were planes everywhere, planes began stacking up on top of each other on the ground extremely fast. There were planes falling every couple meters apart. I look around me and I see all these people getting hit by these planes while I run my sweet ass to cover. I just remember thinking, I'M ONE LUCKY SON OF A BITCH RIGHT NOW! as I continued running to safety. Death messages were popping up every second. I eventually got away. Only 3 of the 60ish people tped actually survived it. I was one of those three. That had to of been my craziest hacker experience. There was one time though that a hacker tped everyone into a thunderdoam and all 40ish people consisting of bandits survivors and heros, all agreed to not shoot each other and to help everyone get out. I thought that was awesome.

WOW! I've only heard this same exact type story 341 times! Downloading hacks because you are pissed that hackers killed you is never the answer. All you were doing was helping those hacking websites by downloading or buying their hacks. There were other things you could of done to avoid hackers. I would of been willing to help you out with getting Arma re installed so you could play again if you had been straight forward and honest. But since you lied twice, there is no way to trust you. Hacking is still hacking. You got what you deserve.

What time Monday night?

You can shoot the bench and it will be destroyed.

This is totally me singing brah!

This was a pointless thread IMO. Off to the graveyard!

I may or not of dry humped a dead cow while sniffing a panda.

No private hive is 100% hacker free. However some only have hackers once in a blue moon.

You get what you deserve. Go whine to your hacker friends.

If I knew how to use the SVD sights then I would choose the SVD. But since I'm too lazy to learn how to use it, I have to choose the M40. I honestly think that people who snipe with the SVD are a thousand times better than those who use AS50s and M107s. A gun that doesn't have zeroing takes skill to use at long distances.

Just saw this in my sub box a few minutes ago. Fucking epic! Xuchphra, yes. It is Balota Buddies.

I remember being on the server at 0:03 and thinking, Is Inception about to blow something up like a bad ass? I was correct lol.

I had snuck up on Jeromy about 30 minutes or so before he shot you guys. He was on sniper hill with a DMR. I had him at gunpoint and was questioning him about what he was doing. He said he was providing over watch for you guys. He hadn't shot anyone yet so I figured he was telling the truth. Next time I'll check with you guys if I run into a similar situation.

Every time I run by I think to myself, "How long until a bandit murders all their asses?" Then I just continue on my way, singing over direct chat. It's a wonder that I manage to live longer than you guys by doing that.

You'll have to contact the server admin. We can't help you here.

mZLY nailed it. You won't be swimming at all with possible a hundred or two pounds of gear. If you do manage to swim it will a hell of a challenge.

If you are on a public hive, yes. If you are on a private hive, you will need to go back onto that server to have your same gear.

Does anybody else have a sudden urge to sniff a panda?

I actually haven't seen any suggestions like this before. I'm not saying someone hasn't already suggested it, but this is a much more original idea. But honestly I can't see that much importance of being able to modify bullets. Yeah it would be a neat little thing to have in the game but imo it's not that important of one.

After coming back to BB I've given up my bandit play style. However you nailed that one Inception.

Seems like the material for some funny montages. You guys are like a derp squad. Use that to your advantage and become youtube famous.

I want SA to be released as much as the next guy but I'd rather them take their time and make sure the game is ready and playable than them rush it and have a glitched and buggy game. Of course people are going to bitch and complain because the game is taking so long to release. But fuck it. Rocket could wait until the end of the year to release it for all I care. I just want the game to feature as much stuff as it can, and be as playable as possible.

Are you low on blood?

/chopper has broken windscreen glass /fuel leaks

After getting back to Balota Buddies and not having to kill anyone unless asked to, I have decided to go back to being a Hero. I realize now how much I hated player killing. I guess I kind of just pushed aside my Hero side to stay alive on the last few servers where I was a bandit.