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Skat3rat

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  1. Then you haven't met me yet.
  2. Yes! Looking forward to playing this update.
  3. I like the idea. You could use razors and nails as spikes. Like h3llx said, they are adding crafting in the next update so you could easily craft spikes. I think it would work really well in DayZ.
  4. Maybe. I could see some situations where having that feature could screw things up or just be annoying. I think as of right now, the ability to open up your inventory and drop your gun is fine. You can just tell someone to back away from their weapons after they drop them.
  5. This might work in SA, but I'm not sure if it would work in the mod.
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    Worthless Points of Interest: I Nominate....

    Not the hangar, he said the ATC tower. I agree, hangars rarely spawn anything good. As far as places that I think are worthless, I'd say Olsha. The town has nothing to offer.
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    What happened to the servers?

    I agree, Dayzero is definitely worth a try. Reminds me a lot of how DayZ was when I began playing back in July last year. They even have extra enterable buildings, more "dynamic" loot spawns, etc. They have some extra guns added too. As far as good Dayzero servers go, like Jexter said, I recommended bmrf. They have a lot of Dayzero servers to choose from.
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    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    Sir, I am a man of peace. My bandit days and killing are long behind me. I only kill people now to defend the innocent of Chernarus. Goo0gle was killing bambis and survivors that night. I could not let the man go unpunished. I had made a promise on earlier and I quote, "I will put aside my hero ways, for a day to find you. I will then bloodbag you with an infected bloodbag, giving you aids. You will then proceed to die a painful and slow death as I tie you up to my truck and allow the entire server to use you as a punching bag and using your intestines as decoration for the truck. I will paint your name upon my car with your blood as you lay there, wishing and hoping to die while KoS repeatedly gives you purple nurples until your nipples fall onto the ground, providing food for the zombies. Afterwards the entire server will play bumper cars and I'll use you as my front bumper. I will repeatedly ram other cars until you puke your guts out. As you lie there, your last breaths, I will crap on your face. Your body will be hung by a rope from my helicopter. As I fly around giving blood transfusion to others and helping the poor bambis, your body will be a reminder to all. When someone ask why I hang your body from my chopper as I disappear into the horizon, they will reply, Because he's the hero Chernarus deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so he hangs gooogle's body, to always remind us. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a Sloth Hero." I loved goo0gle but his crimes could not allow him to go free. And so now my, friend, I will continue to do my duty. Defending the innocent and protecting the weak not matter what. "What is a hero without love for mankind." In the tough world of DayZ, people need someone to look to. Someone to help them in trouble times. "Hard times don't create heroes. It is during the hard times when the 'hero' within us is revealed." If I truly am the Sloth Hero of Dayz, than I must prove that I am. "Aspire rather to be a hero than merely appear one."
  9. KoS's native language isn't English. He is NOT copying goo0gle by any means.
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    Car Keys

    I've seen videos of people smashing windows with their fist. I didn't say it was easy and painless though.
  11. Pretty good ideas. They did add the underground stash thing recently but it too, sticks out pretty badly.
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    Hand signals

    I can't stop laughing right now. Someone take me to the ER.
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    Car Keys

    Hot wiring is a good idea but like Fraggle said, you could just smash the windows. You could do it with your fist or another item. It would probably take a few attempts but you could do it. There are keys in DayZ epoch and I'm not really a fan of it.
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    Worthless Points of Interest: I Nominate....

    The legendary graveyard. It's where Orlok's left over food goes to. There, even the biggest numb nuts can feel smart.
  15. Reading books irl is too mainstream. Reading them in DayZ is where it's at. I can see myself collecting these books to read while I'm guarding something or waiting for my friends somewhere.
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    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    I'm sorry, creeper. The group of men who were involved in this was a small group of minute men. Consisting of me, Michael, Kich, Mars1, and one other man who wished to remain anonymous.
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    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    Welcome to Epoch.
  18. I knew books were being added but I didn't know it was legit books. "He also populated the game with hundreds of public domain books like War of the Worlds and Moby-Dick. Maybe players would find a quiet place to read away from the zombie apocalypse."
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    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    Indeed he was a bandit. He killed many survivors today. I couldn't let him go without justification.
  20. Skat3rat

    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    I almost feel bad about killing him. As much as we all hated goo0gle, there was a part of me that liked him. I fulfilled my promise either way. He died hard, that savage man - like wounded wolves at bay. He was filthy, and lousy, and he stunk. And I loved him.
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    So, we killed Gooogle today.

    I'm glad we came out successful. Thanks for the help. I'm the hero in kick's pictures. Btw here are my photos.
  22. Skat3rat

    Appeared outside the map

    From DayZ wiki These are the debug plains, just disconnect and reconnect and you should spawn on the beach. If that doesn't work, just go 2km east through the hills and you will reach the western part of Chernarus (Zelenogorsk). Also you may suicide to respawn normally. If you "died" upon login and found yourself here, your corpse should be where you last logged off. Remember that clouds always move east so just look up and see which direction they are heading.
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    SinglePlayer And Boxed Retail Release of DayZ.

    There always can be SP for DayZ, but imo, you don't get the full experience of DayZ if you don't have other players to interact with. Even if there were NPCs, they couldn't offer the experience that other players do.
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    MustyGaming presents Epoch

    I get 10-20 fps in the middle of fields and the woods. I get around 5-10 in cities. I envy your frames
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