benpowell987

I'd like to offer you the following link, http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/147578-umcf-recruiting-now-origins-only/ If you're interested, post there!

Why're you bumbing 5 times in under 24 hours? Pretty sure they're is a rule about that, if not Why not?!

Sorted, Report to me on skype immidiately.

Hello! My name's Ben, both in game and real life; I'd like to join for a group or clan, given I've played for a year or so, and just back from a 2 month break, I cannot give you a list of my present equipment, as I've next to none, I use SIX, rather then commander ( I cannot use commander.. ) I play mostly all day, when not working, or in town. I have a microphone, and webcam. I am able to record at -some- points. I'm English, ergo I speak fluent English with little typo's. I prefer Teamspeak, or Ventrilo, over skype. I'm quick to learn, and prefer a Elite militaristic Clan over a lax, ''Lets have a bit of fun, without caring.'' however do not mind. I belive myself to be a friendly out-going person, but ey', judge for yourself! I prefer patrols, military tactics, squadding, and general military actions over most, as this is how I tend to play games! I'm eighteen, and Judge myself 'mature' enough to work with 'elitists.' I'm neither hero, nor bandit, I'm more.. Soldier, I know how to use map's, and obide by grid's, even without a GPS, If I have my trusted compass and map, with a grid referance, I'm fine! Prefer the patrol, scavenge, over-watch and based operations gameplay over the rest, Inbox me, alongside please comment on the post to say you've done such! Keep in mind, I shall make my choice around 2PM on the 11th, not to give it all the big ''I am'' but please be truthful yet appeal to me in both post and inbox, tar! Ben

Eighteen England Fluent English A year or so. Yes '' Refer to link below! For additional infomation you've missed during this questionair, refer too: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/147539-player-seeking-tsskype-clangroup/

I'd like you too look at this! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/147539-player-seeking-tsskype-clangroup/ If you're interestedd in having me, comment! ^^

Topic dead Formed my own!

Sorry, but that is the funniest thing, I have ever seen day-z related, I f*cking loved it, and would love to hang with you guys!

Awh dekz dekz dekz, this was left alone about 2 days ago, whilst the fact is; you have gotten Tyras in quite alot of shit; dug it myself or not, it gave him no reason for breaching Acts set up to protect peoples private infomation, he did that on his own accause, so, it is him that will infact get in shit, and not yourself. aswell as; still denying that? You want to back down mate, as mate, you've done nothing but bad for your clan since you met me, Giving them a bad name, potentially getting one of them in quite a lil'trouble, and what not, Apologise...and I'l apologise too for not backing down, But I will never tell a lie, so you best be aware of that.

It is odd tyras, you are oblivious that you have just breached two act's in the UK, google: Malicious Communications Act (1998) Aye, that is right, Since you live in the UK, I strongly suggest you abide by a rule as stated, Since the Malicious Communications Act of 1998, actually states that it is a criminal offence to ''Cyber stalk'' or Miliciously post private details about someone without there Actual consent, is also against the Data protection act of the same year, Aye kid, Really wish to tempt me? Because mate, the fact you ''know'' my adress ( Kudo's for not posting it, bt the fact you have stated that you know it ) that you have posted an image of my likeness, and finally, that you have publicly posted private infomation, Could get yer'in some troublesome shit mate... So aye, I strongly suggest editing that post, to say ''-Void-'' before I'm urged to do somin' about it. Oddly enough, I never had claimed I was a troll, aswell as the fact that, the peircing is out, but Honestly since you know my own home adress, ( which is not actually possible, you may know a little of the location but not much ) but considering the fact that, you've just broken several laws, I strongly suggest you consider my comment further in this Single post. heh... Further more, yer'see the fact that My last post resumed to win, even after two or three posts against me; I had actually Quit the thread from bothering, So aye, you are now the ones resuming this, and aye, you are the ones ''trolling'' the chap that has had quite a rough week, to do with his life aside of the computer, how do yer'feel, that you are resumingly hurrassing someone that is mourning over a six week nephew? how do yer'feel ''trolling'' the chap that has had quite a rough week indeed, You guys are sick, both facially, and Mentally, Seek help chaps, and tyras; You better do as told, otherwise, I will not think twice to act upon this, Disclosing personal infomation on a public site? Teh', Aswell as claiming to know my full adress, that my good friend is a form of cyber stalking, and matey, you stalkin'me? really? like really really? Sick pervert, in his late twenty's... Urgh... you are probably the sickest of 'em all..

Funny kid, Unfortuantly, yer'see, Since dekz promised me a laugh, I cant simple ''Move on'' More than I can get him to back down from commenting on our recruits forum. think that I'm bullshitting? Okay then, you've proven that you've bullshitted more than once in this thread, So aye, why should anyone belive you in any opinion? Kid, after today, I will allow you too kill me, youve provided so many laughs, even now, I look back too your posts, you completely Contradicted yourself on quite a few things, so aye... Now it'a my turn to talk... Move along fool, as you are quite oblivius to the fact that if you even continue this thread, the fact is; I will get mad, and you will not like me when I'm mad... Quite litually, you live in liverpool, and you've signed up too my forums, s'all I need to know.. Belive me a keyboard warrior, Try me, Continue you're ''feats of greatness'' But in the end, you will just turn out like the rest of them, Backing down, and saying I didnt mean any of it... That is not a threat... That is a promise... B) Now as you internet trolls say: Screenshots or GTFO

My words? Well atleast give me a quote of this chap, because that is such what, let me say; that is a wreckage of a joke, that is has died as many times possible, and somehow is still funny. the fact that you have already lied about how long you where in the clan for makes it much more funny. going from one hysteric Lie to some big shameful comment on how it feeeellltt soooo loooonnng... Chap, i've actually met someone too whom is equal to me at this, I belive that you are wrong, I belive that you should of kept this quite a few more days, that way, you would of actually been invited too the clan's Main Forum's, Something that has always been kept quite too you new guys, As my chap, I am not stupid, nor am I completely trustful, and do you belive this? I've hosted clan's, guilds and groups since I was ten mate, and even myself, Do not honestly belive that any of you, are that stupid to belive that there is not another subsection of the forum, that you can go too. Heck, I am just a recruiter, but I am one of those people that gets extremely violent when I hear that someone has gone behind my back, So, I tell you this now, you shallpostt on our forums that you are leaving, you then shall lose contact with every other member in the recruits secction, and then we shall talk then. oh, and one final thing, if you are going to try and call us disorganised, atleast can you give us an exact number of how many People are on the forums? And can you explain too me why you never see a majority of them on ts or said create forums? heh, because all of there applications via skype had been accepted, aswell as they have all trecked too the Veteran teamspeak, and the forums. Dont bother with me again chap, as we know, you have nothing on me... Get dekz to give up, and then I shall... Other than that chaplette, G'day. enjoying the laughs still :thumbsup:

tell you what bradly, you knew what we told you, you only know what this group is, by what we've fed too you, you dont know our full teamspeak, as we dont give it too new kids, aswell as the fact that you also do not know our home server, with is not an US server, as that is an almight shit stain of a ping, oh and another thign bradly, if our clan has been open a few weeks, How come, the fact that we only opened up the Forums, about one week ago, and the teamspeak five days ago, Sir, you are nothing, but a disguisting troll, ever affilitate yourself with the Enforcers again, and I shall do more than be a ''keyboard warrior'' Call us disorganised again, and I shall do much much more than be a keyboard warrior. Oh and uhm, I wont just stay away, i've privatised this too one thread, but, you seem to forget, the fact that your lil'dekz has been posting on our forums, to which followed by an immidiate IP ban, and deletion of the post, is just followed by another proxy account, to which is Then again posting, I may not be the best at Applications, but this clan has been organised supurbly, I do not sleep, I barely rest, as I am too busy sorting out stuff for this clan, And I know whom you are chap, I could simple ban your forum account on our forum now, but rather, I belive it too be quite funny, that you are nothing more than me, A disguisting, lil'troll of a man, too whom belives himself too be as good as gold...

Let us do a test; Ben is going to use the same spelling, grammer AND defencive techniques that Dekz has been using, and you are going to tell me how much of it you understood, So here goes, my inpression of Dekz: ''ur spellin and grammur is shit and ur a dick and ur jst trolling I cant disprove anything of wht you hav sad bt i will sre as hell call u a pussy and say u r lying. I cnt stand up 4 myself so im gonna gt my freinds involved even though it will end up as 1 person beatin alot of kids arses over the internet forum. I cnt diffrientiate btween photoshop and quotes even though u have said tht you cant use the thing, I will still say that every pice of solid proof u have is photoshopped, nd I shall continue calling u a pussy and hurrasing u ovr evry peice of media I cn get a chance at. I wnt leave it between 2 guys fighting it outt, bcuse I am a pssy like that, but sre as hell I wll say ''Go suck dick you cunt'' or ''Im going to kill you u stupid cunt'' every nw and thn, Or occasionally i may spell properlly too make myself feel better, and more intellectual about myself, but this almost only happens every time you point it that I am using stupid as fuck text speak..'' Urgh, I belive I lost a few braincells just writing that. But kid, you do know that winning an argument over the internet is like, two chavs fighting and one coming out victorius? no matter whom wins, they both sound and look ridiculasly stupid, the only reason I am persisting is because, my friend, you will not leave me be.

I do you prat', Is it not blatant by the fact that i've said it about fifty times on this thread alone? Oh, you just provided laughs again, Heh, No but honestly, there will be a fight, if your Spinelss leader bothers to inbox me the Server name and IP, with the time and date, Five days in advance please and thank yer', i've got things too do. Oh, and just one more thing; this was before the arguments started bet he didnt mention any of that did he? not too mention the screenshots that I am trying to find, and/or save from corruption due to a wide known fact that, I host several servers on othergames and one of them was DOS attacked, about a few days back, when this argument calmed down the first time.

And if you think i'm angry there, you need to ac tually of seen me angry, I'm just getting sick of being hurrassed by this chap, end off.

Heh, I am so completely laughing right now, heh, He probably speaks like; ''Yooo'Blaad, Ima'battah'that man, you get me fam'.'' in real life, Heh, people nourdays, urgh. Awh, lil'kid going to go too one server, and see if when one of us dies, you're going to screenshot it and post it as your own? Haha, funny, Oh and I heard from one o'your guys you're thinking about hacking, I'd like too see yer'try, because when yer'do, the Anti-cheat script will just ban you instantly... Hah, but other than that, i'l keep tab's on this thing, as you'll never kill me sonny'boy, The pure fact that I havn't managed to play in three days as too the fact i've been sorting ten things out at once, oh and not too mention in real life issues, So aye, We shall hunt yer'down when I do manage to join the rest of the group and get online, as I am sure, from what I've been told by the guy working for us, in your clan, that you are just a nob, and a newbie, So how about it, stop talking all this bullshit, and biggin'yer'self up, and actually do something, or do you wish for me to post for discriminating quotes, That will possible get you into trouble with your clan. I am getting sick of you, as you are nothing but a pathetic child, You do not know when too give up, as face it, this was beat yesterday, when you practically cried on skype, Heh, go on, suck up to me again infront of everyone, like you did with my clan, you Spineless, two faced, little coward... Admit it, before I do start to get mad, you arn't going to try anything, you just wish to make it seem that way, You're clan are pussy's except for a select few, and you? Heh, you're just pathetic... Give... the... fuck... Up... before I do start to get pissed off, End.. off..

The last laugh being telling me to ''fuck off, you posh twat...'' you're right, I seemed to of laughed.. speak with some class chap'.

-fangirl scream

If you like, I could change it? Edit: He offered us out on a Squad on squad hunger games, heh.. we laughed quite hard, I thank you chap for the laughs.

Aye I do apologise if you where offended, but yer'see, The value of his spelling, Agressive techniques, and more than unuseful threats, honestly does not agree with me.

Damnit, i knew there was a sopelling mistake somewhere in there,

''you will never be good enough to kill me, heh that you even think that. You're just a stupid seventeen year old with no real friends. Come back when you are old enough to play these games.'' Fixed your spelling my good chap, But sir, I am old enough to play these games, But congratulations you have just killed me... with laughter. Now, you originally thought I was trolling, you would be glad to know, Now I am, as to before, where I was not. If you count my passionate hate for losers, ''txt'' speaking, and Mongaloids, and my acting against them, as ''trolling'' As a request my good chap, I do ask that you stop trying so hard, before you bust your last few braincells.

Haha, both comments Made me laugh, I can swear we had some elite squad members try and kill us, only too be killed with secondery M9SD's and PDW's, Ahh that was a fun day. We actually screenshotted the deaths if I could find the Pictures in my files somewhere. Just goes too show, dekz really has a Hardon for me.