Satire (DayZ)

Mainly those of you who are browsing and have not registered, of which there are many, I am calling on you to show your support for Rocket & the Dayz team. The reason for writing this is due to the many vocal users with plenty of negativity to go around: whining, complaining, demanding and generally crying. I am %99 certain that they are the minority, yet due to their assumed self-worth and belief that they should be heard they have the appearance of many. It is an illusion. I do not doubt that the majority of you are more than content with Dayz and with the vision and implementation of the modification. I generally lurk (my first post!), yet due to the amount of times I have seen Rocket bothering to cater to these people and even justify himself I took it upon myself to register and call out like-minded people to weigh in on the situation. This is an Alpha, it was created by the blood, sweat and tears of a singular individual (now helped by many) with limited time and money. If you do not have the mental faculty to understand such a concept, I suggest that you do not bother to voice your unsubstantiated, ill-thought out and generally poor perspective. Furthermore, nobody is forcing you to play, if anything, your leaving the game would greatly assist the numerous people clicking refresh on the server list trying to find an empty server... The less people expecting miracles and the more based in reality the better. So please, those of you who agree with what I have said, let it be known. And if you happen to read this Rocket, know that the people bickering, whining and being a general annoyance are the few. It is a fact. The proof is all around you, just look at those overloaded servers... The time people spend trying to reconnect despite not having played for an hour... Because they just want a few minutes of sweet, unadultarated gaming bliss. And sorry if I am being forward, I just get rather irked when I see another post by Rocket explaining a simple concept. He should be fucking well working on the next update ; D~

Get the money for development and payment for the development team upfront. Release the final product DRM free and for free. Change the entire way games are financed. Be a hero. Do it.

+1 OP +1 UO Because it is a substantiated argument which understands the premise of the mod(which is not opinion, it is a definable thing which Rocket has defined)

I had the same problem OP, cleared the zombies around it... Spent 5 minutes crawling every where around it trying to find loot... No dice.

You could form a pack of 'carebears' and care for the world together.

Devious yet amazing.

Really good post. A++ I resubmitted it on Reddit, full credit given. http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/u8kto/confessions_of_a_bandit/ p.s slack off at work more ; )

Sorry that lots of stupid people are replying here OP. Yeah, Zombie A.I/Mechanics could use a lot of work... They're just not intimidating and or scary.

Yes please.

But it tastes so damn good.

Not sure if serious?

Which sentence?

I'm surprised how many people signed up to respond! Good work team, loving the good will.