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Satire (DayZ)

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  1. Satire (DayZ)

    The End Is Nigh.

    Satire (DayZ) posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

  2. Satire (DayZ)

    IF this was an actual game...

    Satire (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Get the money for development and payment for the development team upfront. Release the final product DRM free and for free. Change the entire way games are financed. Be a hero. Do it.
  3. Satire (DayZ)

    This is why rocket is my hero

    Satire (DayZ) replied to Shanefromwalkingdead's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    +1 OP +1 UO Because it is a substantiated argument which understands the premise of the mod(which is not opinion, it is a definable thing which Rocket has defined)
  4. Satire (DayZ)
    I had the same problem OP, cleared the zombies around it... Spent 5 minutes crawling every where around it trying to find loot... No dice.
  5. Satire (DayZ)

    Carebear Brainstorming Thread

    Satire (DayZ) replied to JamesGTAIV (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    You could form a pack of 'carebears' and care for the world together.
  6. Satire (DayZ)

    Murder by Numbers

    Satire (DayZ) replied to tails13's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

  7. Satire (DayZ)
    Devious yet amazing.
  8. Satire (DayZ)

    Rant from a Bandit

    Satire (DayZ) replied to VKhaun's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Really good post. A++ I resubmitted it on Reddit, full credit given. http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/u8kto/confessions_of_a_bandit/ p.s slack off at work more ; )
  9. Satire (DayZ)

    I understand what I want out of this game.

    Satire (DayZ) replied to Horr1d's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Sorry that lots of stupid people are replying here OP. Yeah, Zombie A.I/Mechanics could use a lot of work... They're just not intimidating and or scary.
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  11. Satire (DayZ)
    Yes please.
  12. Satire (DayZ)

    An open letter to the silent majority

    Satire (DayZ) replied to Satire (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    But it tastes so damn good.
  13. Satire (DayZ)

    An open letter to the silent majority

    Satire (DayZ) replied to Satire (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

  14. Satire (DayZ)

    The One, The Only: I HATE TEMP THREAD

    Satire (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Not sure if serious?
  15. Satire (DayZ)

    An open letter to the silent majority

    Satire (DayZ) replied to Satire (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Which sentence?
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