Satire (DayZ)

Get the money for development and payment for the development team upfront. Release the final product DRM free and for free. Change the entire way games are financed. Be a hero. Do it.

+1 OP +1 UO Because it is a substantiated argument which understands the premise of the mod(which is not opinion, it is a definable thing which Rocket has defined)

I had the same problem OP, cleared the zombies around it... Spent 5 minutes crawling every where around it trying to find loot... No dice.

You could form a pack of 'carebears' and care for the world together.

Devious yet amazing.

Really good post. A++ I resubmitted it on Reddit, full credit given. http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/u8kto/confessions_of_a_bandit/ p.s slack off at work more ; )

Sorry that lots of stupid people are replying here OP. Yeah, Zombie A.I/Mechanics could use a lot of work... They're just not intimidating and or scary.

Yes please.

But it tastes so damn good.

Not sure if serious?

Which sentence?