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  1. glowfow@hotmail.com

    Dogs

    I appreciate leaving the dogs and horses alone, but what the fuck are you going to do with the bike? Just take your fleshlight and go where the sun don't shine. For you people who didn't get that (NSFW)
  2. I am insane IRL, do I get mechanics to make me behave 'normal' ingame?
  3. If you get a decent shot at getting his creditcard credentials; applicable when broke as fuck. *sorry couldn't resist carry on.
  4. glowfow@hotmail.com

    [Experimental] The Art Of Dim Mak

    Guess that explains why they can move through walls as well... they just be Dim Mak'ing the bricks. Which is very good, but brick not hit back.
  5. Carreer advice: become a politician, you'll fit right in. OT: It's a nice idea, but I can imagine it would take a toll on performance (they still have to be rendered even if they're inanimate). Better is to have a proximity check and make sure the Z's respawn X-meters away from players so you won't notice them popping in existence and break your immersion.
  6. Confirmed. I hope there won't be helicopters, but if they have to at least make them a lot harder to fly/maintain.
  7. ^ what he said without the unneccesary insult. It's probably a hassle to implement and when they do people will circumvent it. I think a better bet is just to find a server which has a community around it with a gentlemen's agreement to refrain from the use of 3rd party voice programs.
  8. Hypocracy; the 2nd most recorded thing that comes out of people's mouths, right after breathing.
  9. glowfow@hotmail.com

    Parkour in DayZ

    High cost - low gain situation and on top of that I don't think it holds a place in DayZ. Maybe being able to climb small sheds and up trees, but don't get your hopes up for an Assassin's Creed type of movement.
  10. You're right the sprint is a part of the development style of scrum (http://www.scrum.org) which is a pretty nice method for handling projects with multiple teams working on different aspects. A friend of mine is a teacher and he introduced this method for school projects.. he had distress calls from parents that "they [their children] couldn't stop talking about school projects" and his peers are now reviewing on a broader implementation throughout the school.
  11. I'm sure he has some left from that 40 billion that dissapeared to bring us the Olympics. In regards to the Crimea shit; just devide the country like Czechslovakia in the 90's, let the Putin-huggers have their Russian way and those EU freaks can have their country be declared bankrupt in a few years. Everyone happy.
  12. Yeah you will, at 100k you'll notice buildings with low LOD pretty close; if someone shoots you from the window you won't be able to see him because the house he's shooting from is still a cardboard box placeholder on your screen. I've got mine at 450k and take the 25-30fps in cities for granted.
  13. Wait what... they didn't quadruple the dev team? Where's my pitchfork and torch!
  14. Sorry for derailing, but my god what a bunch of political correctness going on... Can't make jokes about the holocaust? Wtf is that bullshit? I guess you can't make jokes about cancer either? Or starving kids in Africa? People fucking die... lots of them... daily. And humor is a great way to ease pain or relativate the situation, now I'm not saying you should intentionally be hateful and some jokes are in bad taste (like the NRA holding a pro-gun symposium in a community that just had a high-school shooting), but common' it's been 70 years noone on this forum is going to be genuinely offended by it. I'm also not trivialising the situation, I know my history; I've visited old concentration camps and got pretty emotional and disgusted when we entered the showers. But not being allowed to make jokes about it just seems like PC bullshit to me.
  15. glowfow@hotmail.com

    A real hero !

    Thank you for reminding me of that awesome song (and movie).
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