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kinda, I write as a part-time job, so I like to get as much feedback on the stuff I write to improve it, plus I like to see people say "That's what you get for being bandits, usuk, tr0l0l0l0l". Call it an experiment if you will...

I woke up at Skalisty, and made my way to Elektro to meet some friends for a good hunting day. We managed to get at least four survivors each, and then we made our way to Cherno for some counter-sniping. On the way I noticed my blood was slowly draining, and I bandaged my self, alas it didn't work. Everything was on green, food, health, temperature, the whole 9 yards.I asked my mates on what the hell was happening, they didn't seemed to know. I ate one of my antibiotics, and I was still surely, but slowly, dying. My blood dropped down to a point of 5341. I tried bandaging again and it still won't work, so I shrugged it off, ate some cooked meat and we went on our way to hill east of Cherno, getting 2 guys along the way. After some more walking, my friends noticed that they too were slowly losing blood. At this point we were panicking as nothing we did seemed to be working. We immediately attempted to remember what the hell we did to get into this predicament. Then it hit me, about an hour before, we joked around by me f**king a pig that we found in the middle of the road. We assumed that I contracted some form of super AIDS from the joke, and I infected my friends by being around them too much. They were getting ready to shoot me, but then one of my friends drank his soda and he was cured from the "AIDS". Then we realized the the HUD must've glitched so in actually we were all dying of dehydration. And here I am typing this feeling like a complete retard about not knowing about it 30 minutes earlier.... (No offense on the AIDS part, but I'm not aware of any other diseases that you get from intercourse that, at the present, we have no cure for...)

I'm still waiting for that video, nipples... ;)

Don't have a screenshot, but here's a pic proving it's existence. Screw it I'm dumping this thing, it takes way too much space in my inventory...

So what the hell do I do with it, don't really want to lug it all the way to the coast to destroy it. What does this thing actually do anyways? I'm curious....

First vehicle I flew was a huey, on my second day, I'm a lucky bastard huh?

This might be one of the most ridiculous thing that you have ever heard, and you all may chastise me for it, but here is my story. 2 weeks ago, on my first life, me and my friends went onto a Singapore server, we all spawned separately apart. I had my friend's M16 M203 and I spawned on top of the hospital in Elektro. All of a sudden I heard helicopter blades and I immediately darted to the floor, thinking that I had this gun in my hand and the guys in the helo is going to kill me if they see with it. The chopper then hovered over me, I was thinking "shit, shit, shit". Immediately, shots rang out from all over Elektro. I yelled in direct chat, "Get out of here, leave me here! GO GO GO!!!". What happened next surprised me, as he simply replied "get in!". Knowing I had little options that would ensure my survival, I got on the chopper, and we flew directly to Komorovo and landed on top of the factory, I got out thinking I would make my escape down. But then I saw several packs of ammo, gun, clothing, the whole 9 yards on the roof. He said to me "feel free to take one!". I first thought this was a joke, and yelled over to my friends on Skype about my predicament. I noticed he had a hero skin on, and I asked "are you friendly?". He was, I asked him further questions on how he got all this stuff (he had 2 M107's on the roof, along with a Bizon, a Mk. 48, an SVD, and several M4's in various types). He did not replied, I then asked "why did you bring me here?". He said that all he wanted was a friend, and he took me there because he saw that Elektro was full of bandits, and I would have died of a result. In short, he saved me. He gave me his chopper and got on, and we both picked up my friend who just arrived in Elektro. Today, me, him, and my friends roam the Singapore servers in our trusty chopper in search of people who are new, desperate, and hungry along the coast. Giving them weapons, food, supplies, and then shuttling them to where they need to go, before we search off for more survivors (or bandits, we are ambivalent about both groups). And no, we don't shoot people, even the ones that shoot at us first. So Kal, if you're reading this, I wanted to say thank you, thank you bro, you are awesome!