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SvU_Saber

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  1. So what's the deal here?... I have eaten all I can eat and drank all I can drink up to the point where it says I am about to vomit from eating too much but my vision is still grey and doesn't seem to be improving.
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    I can crash any server...at will

    have you tried turning it off and on again?
  3. have you tried formatting your hard drive? *disclaimer - Please read my qualifications above before doing this!
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    Can't load empty magizines

    Try loading a real gun with bullets wrapped in paper it's really really hard to do. So technically the script for loading a weapon in Dayz is working as intended.
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    Realistic version of a Radar.

    Asmyth?...is that how special needs kids say aysthma?
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    Suggestion: Bolt Cutters and Bladder (W/Pictures)

    Bladder: when it is full you need to pee... Bolt cutters: "can cut a hole in fence"...or you can just run around it? Their not that hard to overcome.
  7. my calender is an advent calender filled with chocolate.
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    Running Uphill

    were not crabs bro!
  9. sorry man that's all the IT support I am qualified to give.
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    Version 133860

    roll back?
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    Running Uphill

    The last time I ran up a hill nearly killed me! But thats because I am a fat lazy bastard who plays computer games all day. but seriously have you even tried running up a hill? It's really really hard man!
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    Version 133860

    the 1 is replaced by a 3...?
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    Farming Suggestions/Possible Implementations

    ding ding ding! we have a winner! :P
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    Farming Suggestions/Possible Implementations

    We should be able to farm corn and shit, mine ore to make weapons and make a house out of cobble stone then we can make awsome dimond weapons and fight ENDOmens. this idea has been copyrighted by SvU_Saber...
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    Rolling updates...TBA

    Rocket, When do you blokes come back from Xmas break? and when will the community see the next update? Eagerly waiting for some new features. PS. KoS fresh spawns is loosing it's luster. lol
  16. Turn your computer off and on again...?
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    Drinking wells need to be contaminated

    If you drink from a well but there is no one around to see it, how much water is left in the well?
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    Vehicles?

    can i request that the first vehicle should be a chopper! just saying, people are asking for the simple things like a push bike, F that! I want a chopper! and I want it now! I didn't buy a Aplha version for nothing! PS - tard alert *psst it was a joke you tard! don't get sand in your vagina.
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    Rolling updates...TBA

    new in 2014... DRM and DLC's.
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    Rolling updates...TBA

    he probably didn't even read the first page of posts to understand that this thread was never anything serious. Morgan32 you get my 'tard on a stick' reward for 2013, congrats Morgan32 your a winner!
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    Rolling updates...TBA

    baha! you actually thought I was serious! It's post from tards like you that make me start immature posts like this one.
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    no water? Drink your own piss...

    Thanks Dr Phil
  23. SvU_Saber

    Drinking wells need to be contaminated

    You just made drinking tequila less enjoyable...
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    Rolling updates...TBA

    Oi! FCK Tards! this post was about me bitchin about devs being on holidays! not combat logging and shit! stay on topic! Stop hijacking my thread with serious and meaningful game conversations! >:( Man! the maturity in this place! your all acting like university graduates!
  25. SvU_Saber

    How do you prepare to log off?

    Then while they are asleep we can sharpie 'Dick and balls' over their faces and tea bag their chins... :D
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