SvU_Saber

have you tried turning it off and on again?

have you tried formatting your hard drive? *disclaimer - Please read my qualifications above before doing this!

Try loading a real gun with bullets wrapped in paper it's really really hard to do. So technically the script for loading a weapon in Dayz is working as intended.

Asmyth?...is that how special needs kids say aysthma?

Bladder: when it is full you need to pee... Bolt cutters: "can cut a hole in fence"...or you can just run around it? Their not that hard to overcome.

my calender is an advent calender filled with chocolate.

were not crabs bro!

sorry man that's all the IT support I am qualified to give.

roll back?

The last time I ran up a hill nearly killed me! But thats because I am a fat lazy bastard who plays computer games all day. but seriously have you even tried running up a hill? It's really really hard man!

the 1 is replaced by a 3...?

ding ding ding! we have a winner! :P

We should be able to farm corn and shit, mine ore to make weapons and make a house out of cobble stone then we can make awsome dimond weapons and fight ENDOmens. this idea has been copyrighted by SvU_Saber...

Turn your computer off and on again...?

If you drink from a well but there is no one around to see it, how much water is left in the well?