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Well I would take you out to a fancy meal, complement you on your choice of dress, take you back to my place then *Roofie kicks in* ---------Blank space where memory should be--------- *Wakes up on a park bench* Yea, I know, i'm pretty dahm good.

"That's a fantastic moustache, fair play mate it takes guts to be sporting a wankers badge these days." That's an actual quote that a compleate stranger said to my mate at the pub.

Not really, bugs and glitches are the worst, followed closely by hackers / dupers / glitchers / dick heads / whatever you want to call them. For the first two weeks I thought bandits where NPC's haha.

Riding a Pushbike - Queen - BICYCLE. Riding a motorbike - Gone Jackals - Legacy <----- REAL bikers rock, none of todays screaming "My mummy didn't love me" self-harming rock. Driving a tractor - The Wersels - Combine Harvester. Entering city / town - The Cranberries - Zombie. Hiding under a bridge - Red Hot Chill Peppers - Under The Bridge. (Obviously.) Random music just for a change - Dusty Spingfield - Son of a precher man, Oasis - Wonderwall / Look back in anger / Morning glory, Brisk+Trixxy - Eye opener, Audio Bullie - Shot me down and Lynard Skynard - Sweet home Alabama. ..... Yea I don't listen to new music, I know i'm probably missing a few good songs but 95% is not fit to be used as toilet paper, my mate keeps trying to make me listen to "Grime" and it's so awfull it makes me ANGRY... Yea, that's right, angry in caps, THAT'S how angry it makes me. EDIT: PvP - Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata and Rondo a capriccio - Fury over a lost penny. ( <--- He came up with this as he was chasing a dropped penny as it rolled down the street and supossedly was an epic penny chase.) Nothing shows a true phycopath like killing people while listening to classical music, I used to do it all the time on GTA (the good ones) and Saints Row haha. *Twitch*

I couldn't have said it better myself.... Then again i'm very stoned and probably could not even spell my own face.

BFG 9000. ....What? You didn't say it had to be a REAL gun.

I think they should edit the whole bandit thing, if you have killed one or two people that should be fine (so to speak) but the whole bandit thing is a good idea, I think they just need to maintian the humanity issue, i've heard lots of confliction sotries about killing 2-3 people putting you on -20k - -100k. If the humanity thing can be made realiable, I think it would be as good as flawless, but i'm not a programmer so I wouldn't know.

Not sure where you get the BF3 bit from, WoW I can sorta agree on but the big offender would be Halo Reach. "I don't like armor lock WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Stupid morons went and pretty much got rid of it, they should have left it as it is and all the children and whinners would have left...But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that makes too much sence....

Well I would say fix them, but if you can't do that then yes remove them. If I had a penny for every time i've seen a door blocked off by unmovable barbed wire i'd have £7.63.

Wait, tents and vehicles are fixed? When did that happen?

No worries, just glad I could do my part to combat game killers :P

Jesus a single satchel is worth all that?!? I just wasted 5 of the basterds just because I couldn't be assed hauling them around taking up 10 spaces in my back pack. Ah well, I already have what I need anyway.

The ability to use other skins as a female char'.

It's not that far-fetched (I will kill the first person to make a pokemon referance out of that). Think about it, if you (the player) washed up ashore on this god forsaken place, then there must be survivors, and if this place is where it all kicked off then surely the best way / place to learn about what is happening and therfore how best to counter-act it would be this place. And in the start the military would have attempted to quanretine the area, and when they got overrun there would surely be at least SOME survivors (most of the time it's HUNK.....) and nobody would know more about the infection than someone who fought it on the frontlines and experienced total failure but still survived. They would be very valuable and the military would very much like them back and would not be above air-drops and others things to try and get them back alive.

Happens to me a bunch, and I think Scrump(y Jack) is right, try to stick to the same version and you should be laughing all the way to the bank. EDIT: Happened to me once while I was still logged in, I was doing something in real life (you don't need to know what....) and suddenly my char' just vanished and reappered in the southern most hanger with 3 players all pointing guns at me. *Gulp* Pretty sure that was a hacker, so I didn't feel bad logging out before they could do anything.

Since I wrote that I have headed way north-east to the Black / Willow Lake, zombies kept wandering a little too close to my old hiding spot and there are plenty of other medics that can get to that area quickly, so I decided to head to a more "sustainable" area and check vehicle spawn points on the way (found a working boat that some jackass ran aground :/) and it's always harder to get a medic up north. I'm mainly a survivor but I don't mind sharing my medical supplies with those that need it, that said I only carry medical equipment that I can administer to myself so I don't have any blood bags yet, i'll pick up 2 next time I have to go to town, that might be a while but in the meantime I have 2 antibiotics, 2 morphines, 2 painkillers and 4 bandages. So if you need any of them just PM me, I don't mind traveling a little, but I don't have any vehicles so I can't travel miles, if you are in need of a medic around Kameka or the NW airfield it'd be best to ask in the medical assistance thread, but if you are within 4 - 5 zones of Black / Willow Lake i'll come and help you. I'm not a whitelisted or any kind of medic, I have not healed a single person, shoot at a single person or done anything involving another player (apart from being helped by medics a few times) that's why i'm here, surviving solo is mega-easy, but hugely boring so i'm trying to gain experience with other players so maybe I can find and join a clan / group, but before I can do that I need to prove that I am trustworthy and have experiance playing with others.

I'm waiting on the vehicle / tent fix and then i'm going to try and get a boat and set up a camp on the south-eastern most island..... I can say that no way is anyone going to server jump them all untill they find it haha.

How can anyone possible complain that it's a BAD thing? If you're killing people then your potential targets have the right to know that you are almost certainly going to kill them, you may not like it but it's true, the same way we don't like that you have the right to kill us for our stuff or even for (and I quote) "Target Practice". If you got it through a bug or glitch or whatever then yes that is a shame and it's not fair, but remember it is still in alpha, so as Aristotle once said "Shit happens". But yes there as to be a obvious visual way to tell if someone is a bandit or not, doesn't have to be a headscarf, but something that you can see as easily as you see the bandit him/herself.

Well you could punish them for killing other players because they are too lazy to go and get thier own stuff. Been playing for aquite a while, died a lot, fully geared up a lot and all with 0 bandit kills and 0 murders, so it's easily possible to survive without killing others, bearing that in mind, how do bandits justify killing others? Regardless of the answer don't you think the people who encounter bandits have a right to know that they are dealing with someone who has killed a bunch of people?

If there where some way to enforce it, that would be fantastic haha. I'd seperate all children from all adults in every way and let them out when they are 18, this way pedophillia would never be an issue again, and teenagers would actually WANT to see thier parents.... Bit draconian I know but... One can but dream....

I not only agree with the seemingly never ending age restrictions, but I would prefer MORE of them, it was playing with children that killed Halo. A lot of children although not always thier own fault, are terrible at games and don't quite grasp the concept of action and reaction as much as the rest of us. Obviously this is not fair to the children who are good at games and play just like the rest of us do, but unforuntaly if them getting a bum deal is the price we have to pay for making sure we don't play with people who (using Halo as an example) scream down mic's, team kill, not play, killing a team mate for his weapon / vehicle even though he is clearly a superior marksman / pilot, takeing the flag in the wrong direction, play aimlessly (running in circles), boot players every chance they get, targeting allies who are on a killstreak, geust killing, random poorly spelt hate mail, giving the bomb to the enemy... I could go on, the point is if to avoid all that and more we have to give the "innocent" children a bum deal..... Well, what do you think?

I'm not looking to join you, but rather to help you, i'll explain. I've had the game for about 3 weeks now, and have gotten the hang of almost everything that I can do alone, but now I have everything I need surviving solo is getting boring, so i'm trying to ease into playing with others. I'm not looking to join a clan or anything like that just yet, just to gain some experience playing/helping others. I won't be running around with you guys raiding bandits, going on supply runs or anything like that, but if you ever get caught short with a broken leg and no morphine, need antibiotics or food and water i'd be happy to come and help. Although i'm not keen on exsposing myself, even to people I can supposedly trust. Name: Adam. Skype/Mumble?TS3: Don't have any of them or a mic' (yet). Age: 24. Country: England (No idea about time zone... +1GMT at a total geuss?). When I play: Most of the day. (Not 8PM - midnight, that's when I am at work). Role: Medic / scavenger / pacifist. Play time: 3 Weeks. I always stay close to Chero' (not a player killer, just found an great place to hide and while away the tedium), so if you are ever around there and need a hand just send me a message and i'll reply as soon as I can.

I don't have a mic' (yet) because I am solo, when I team up i'll buy one, but not untill then.

I do jump quite a lot, I prob' shouldn't but seeing as contents of tents and vehicles are only saved to that server (or so i've heard) I should stick to one, but untill the tent / vehicle bug is fixed I don't use them so have nothing holding me in any one server.

I quite like the idea of a slightly bigger tent with a tiny little area you could sit/lie in to get out of the rain, but that's prob' just me. But with the whole tent / vehicle bug thing I don't use tents, I want to, but untill it's fixed I just can't be bothered.