dusty926

Made me laugh.

I realize this list has more Don't's than Do's. If you have a problem with that, shut up and move on. (Forest) 1: Try to set up camp in low pine trees. They slow zombies down and hide you and your camp quite well...if done correctly. 2: Don't set up camp near water. They usually have a zombie-spawning shed right next to them and are visited by players. Frequency of player visits differ from server to server 3: Don't make your camp obvious. What I mean by this is doing 1 of the following: Setting up camp next to a road. Setting up camp in a open area. *Yes, forests do have some blank spots.* Setting up camp with a car/pickup/truck right next to it. (Cities like Cherno and Elektro. May apply to Stary Sobor) 1: Sandbags are a must. They will slow down zombies big time, but slow down Bandits for only a second or 3. 2: Don't set up camp in buildings that players will visit alot unless you can protect them good. Some examples are Churches, Supermarkets, and Firehouses. 3: Set up camp in an area safe from snipers. Here's a example of a good safe spot, from Captain Obvious: Indoors. (Towns/Small towns. Mostly stuff from above.) 1, 2, and 3: See above 4: Compensate for reduced cover by moving the camp to areas where it will be covered in shadows, and not easily seen from over that hill that has a blade of grass that looks oddly like a AS50's barrel. (North West Airfield) 1: You're in trouble 2: You're Screwed 3: You're Fucked 4: (Clan name) Went to town on your ass. Feel free to add your tips in the comments below. EDIT: Mods please move this to the new players section. It's more informative for them there than here. In a very obvious way.

I guess some people are having no problems with tents, while others: "HOLY MUTHERFUKING SHYT TNTS AR HORILE A NED TU BE VEMOVED!!!!!!!!!11"

The most logical comment I have ever seen on this forum.

Dayz standalone is coming somewhere around christmas. And you need Operation Arrowhead along wth vanilla Arma 2 to play DayZ.

Bump, I'm having the same problem and would like to know if there is a solution.

Sounds relatable to The Hunger Games: Everyone on a island (forest), alot of good stuff at the beginning, and it's a big mental test. Call me crazy, but I think that would be fun.

+1

Obvious Hacker is More than Obvious.

I'm bored and feel like posting something that happened to me just the day before. I was looting Cherno when I met a group of 3 guys chilling in the supermarket. Being my friendly self I say, "Hello? I'm friendly." They say, "Hurry in before you attract unwanted attention." So I head over to them, and 1 of the guys asks what age I am. Again being friendly *Yet not stupid enough to give my R.L. location* I tell them I am 13. Then they laugh like The Joker and say to get the f*ck out of this game. Now when someone makes fun of me, I get angry, but when someone makes fun of my age, then I get furious. I yell at them, "We 13 year olds aren't all clueless douche-bags you know." And they reply, "Yeah, right. Your mother tell you about the tragic tale of your birth yet?" And they laugh HARD. Then, I snap, raise my AK, scream like a barbarian-indian, *no racisim intended* and fill them all with lead. I have a good laugh myself, then take some of their gear. AS-50, Revolver, Bizon, FN FAL, lots of good stuff. I got killed about 20 minutes later by a sniper. "LOLZ U SHUD ZTOP WINING ABOT SNIPEZ" He killed me with a M1911, BURN!! Take that assholes. Thus concludes my thread which has no reason being here, but is because I'm bored. Edit: I can't believe I actually got people to care about this thread. Thank you, thank you. I couldn't have done it without myself. Bigger edit: God damnit people I just wanted to entertain not start fucking WW3.

You do realize this thread is almost dead, right?

Like seriously, What, the, fuck!? I tell a tale to entertain people, next thing you know, EVERYONE HATES ME, and my guts but that goes without saying. Hated by my father, hated by everyone at school, now, everyone of this shit community. Even the steam community was nicer than this shit! *U mad bro?* Yes, yes I am mad. Mad that I got hated for something that was supposed to make people giggle at least! You know, I can take some constructive criticism, but do you guys really have to be complete assholes about it? Answer me that! DO YOU!? *Sigh* Now that I have that rage out, I can talk a little more calmly: All I did was try to entertain. Why did you guys feel so inclined to go past the constructive criticism mark? Edit: I'm actually glad that this thread is dieing as soon as it started.

Hacker. Plain and simple

Trees eat you, Doors break your legs, Hacker infestation, Welcome to DayZ *Disclaimer: DayZ is actually really fun*

Contrary to popular belief, that made me laugh.

*Breaths deeply* *Already sitting down* *Thinks for a minute* You're right, I should stick to DayZ and not the forums. Thanks.

Well I expected all that, but not the fucking facebook community!

Yes but not the way I intended.

Oh very nice.

Yes, I posted it to entertain. Next thing you know, it's WW3.

Proof?

You have made me laugh, why? Because I actually got you to care about stuff I said.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pmjfk/

Well I am more mature than the average 18 year old nowadays so I consider myself mature enough.

*Thinks back on your previous comment* Well I didn't mean to make myself look like a e-badass, but I fooled someone into thinking I was. So maybe I am abit of a e-badass. Thank you. :)