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MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

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  1. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Would you play Dayz without Zombies?

    Zombies are a non-issue. If they want the PVP to be curbed, then they have to fix them. Make them a factor. Make them interesting. The only way they are a threat is if you are cornered and you use a 240/249/mk 48. They don't stop coming for that gun. Even then, 90% of the time, I get through it and go on killing other players. Sometimes, I get caught slippin while I am handling dozens upon dozens of zombies. But that honestly happens so little that I can't even remember the last time. I showed my friend a video last night and he was like " Oh you are a runner" What the fuck does that even mean? I don't stand still cause I'm not an idiot? I stop for one second, shoot and move. I think it's the smartest way to play.
  2. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    And, let's get real. The second another colony is formed on your server, you will restart the server, put it private and take that colony down. Understand, that my accusations are not lost in rhetoric. But rather, they are a solid opinion based on previous evidence that has been presented, over and over and over again. Just do yourself favor, put your server in private mode and get it over with.
  3. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    Only reason for the "campaign" to get you blacklisted is the fact you not only restart your server when you guys are about to get owned but also your admins use the log to track the amount of players. And, more then likely track them on the map with exterior scripts with bypass. It is disgusting. And the people that defend these actions are little sycophants that just need to leave the game.
  4. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    How about when I jump online in a bit and you guys do the same thing? And I post the video later? Will it be a coincidence then, too? Listen, RageMaster. You and your DC'n/Admin scripting buddies have limited time on the hive. Enjoy it. I know I will. I don't even need my team to do this. But make no mistake, I can get ten people to raid your shit, with ease. All hardened PVPers.
  5. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    I also find it funny, that right after the admin abuses the script system to find out how many of you there were (and still gets it wrong -- haha) that he posts that dinky, pussy ass message... "this is alpha and server restarts are frequent..blah blah blah" Why is this server still up? You guys are the worst kind of scripter. Go private if you want to be chode.
  6. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    After watching that video, it is obvious they are utilizing their admin to not only track players but to obviously shut down the server when things don't look like it will go their way. I vote for a blacklist, immediately. It boggles my mind, that even with this video and I'm sure many other complaints these twerps are still able to be part of the live hive status.
  7. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    US 1040 Colony Idea?

    Yeah, you are a dunce. Let me put it in simple terms. I will be there later. Just try to restart your dinky server when I start slaughtering you all. I record everything, remember that.
  8. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    55 day old character. Killed by hacker.

    I have had 6 Dews and I always drink them, and never die right away. I end up dying a day or two later. I know not which you speak of.
  9. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    55 day old character. Killed by hacker.

    You are not your items. It does suck. But, I bet you would have QQ'd whether it was a hacker or a PVPer that got you.
  10. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    US 1040 Colony Idea?

    So, basically you are all 12 and think because you set up a sanctuary and people try to challenge themselves, they are dicks? IC IC!
  11. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    You shouldn't have did that mang

    I usually train about 30 zombies and use them as cover and fear factor. It is simple. Bob and weave, stop - shoot, bob and weave. They are basically a non-issue.
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    Official US 1040 Colony Thread

    I wonder how long before this server gets blacklisted for their piddly ways, like GMS server? I'll be in there later. Do not, I repeat do not restart when I start killing you all. I do not hack. I record everything. Videos will be put up with proof. What will you do then? Heh. This will be fun. This game is designed for sandbox mode. Meaning, I and everyone else gets to decide how to play. As long as we play within the rules, you can't do shit but die or fight back. Remember... I record everything.
  13. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Why didnt anyone tell me!

    I was on US 838 LA yesterday. I shot at some Coyote backpack, hatchet wielding newbie and they DC. A min later they are running behind me and I look and think why is he so cavalier when he is about to die and then it happens... I fall over from nothing with 1000 blood and unconc. I think, fuck that... fucking POS hacker... I alt+f4 (I think this is the 4th time I've had to alt out for this same BS -- I never alt out for proper fights). I jump on another server and am at 5300 blood and bleeding with a 2 min unconc. I arise at 1100 blood and by the time I bandage I am at like 500. I have two meats and eat them. 2100 blood now, and I am running from Balota to the east to look for animals... nothing... After about 30 mins of this, passing out every minute, sometimes twice in a row, I give up and log. I wait for a teammate to jump on and ask them to come save me, with the promise of a nice shiny weapon (I have/had DMR/m14 combo). They oblige, they would have done it anyway, they are good people. I log in and I my humanity bugs out. I am not losing the second weapon, cause that would leave me with nothing (skin bugs out and I would have lost the pack and seconday primary). I relog and wouldn't you know it, I am at 12K blood. Mm... fuck you hacking kid. The self entitlement of some of these douches is extraordinary. I can't wait till this gets fixed, and all of that script, get banned. US 838 has a rule, too. If you pick up a hacked weapon from an ammo box, you will be banned too. Thank you! That should have been the rule from the start. Also, if you pick up a weapon off a dead player that isn't part of the mod, you should be gone, as well. Ignorance is no excuse. Also, the hackers can stop you from alt+f4ing, it seems. I was hacked later on another server near Cherno and with a clip and I tried to alt+f4 out but nothing happened. Heh. Seriously, I hope most of these kids die in a fire of AIDS.
  14. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    If I wait long enough on a hung loading screen, will I join?

    I always shutdown my game when it freezes on loading and I never spawn on the beach. I want to spawn on the beach sometimes... mm... Cherno/Electro. Funny how that works. Most of you carebears want to get away from those places. While myself, would love to spawn there instantly, fully geared, ready to terminate anything that moves. Also, as an ending note... I guess all that loot surfing finally caught up with most of you. =D
  15. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    New DayZ Wiki Interactive Loot Map and Database

    I haven't used one of those maps in over a month and a half.
  16. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Pdw sucks assss

    The sky is blue and the water is wet. TY for the insight, OP.
  17. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Yep, this mod is dying

    Grade school started.
  18. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    The Real Realisticness of DayZ

    The leg breaking mechanic is hilarious. I ran circles around someone that was shooting me and I clipped him and broke his shit. Left him there to get eaten. I wasn't armed, of course.
  19. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Anyone else have a more negative humanity than me?

    I am at like -687K
  20. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    What is your Humanity?

    Come one, come all, but please keep it civil. If you insult me, I will just ignore you. I am curious where everyone is at. I am a "bandit." This I make no apologies for, it is a game, after all. With that said, here is my humanity. Enjoy. http://i47.tinypic.com/2lc8ark.jpg
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    What is your Humanity?

    I'm guessing he logs into a 2/50 player server for about 30 mins at a time and kills about 30-50 zombies from a bush. The bush he hasn't left since he got the game. Heh. Just razzing, breh. I'm sure you are pro.
  22. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    What is your Humanity?

    Respect, if you are telling the truth. Do you have a screenshot?
  23. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    What is your Humanity?

    JackFTL, I'm guessing you are about 13...
  24. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Why are so many 'Bronies' into DayZ?

    I'm not saying you guys need to just come out and say it, but...
  25. MisterMisterPlzDontShoot

    Stop Crying.

    The same people bitching about KoS end up being KoS'rs when they finally "get it." And, then it's A'OK. Hypocrite much?
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