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Dr Wasteland MD

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  1. Dear Sir or Madam, Our Organization has been informed that you shot at and fatally killed a survivor by the name of "Medic." You then helped yourself to your victim's belongings, including a TMW issue coyote backpack, M107, and a M4A3 CCO. The first item on this list is considered essential to carrying medical supplies, and the second two we refer to as surgical tools and implements. You have offended TMW in three ways: 1. In full knowledge that medic "Medic" was a Member in good standing of the TMW, you did not allow him to kill you and feel good about himself. 2. In full knowledge that medic "Medic" was a Member in good standing of the TMW, you murdered medic "Medic." 3. In full knowledge that medic "Medic" was a Member in good standing of the TMW, you took his belongings and have not given them back. You have received this letter because we wish you to return the TMW property that we acquired from some dead guy and then you unlawfully stole from a TMW Operative. We could care less that you killed him, we just want that stuff back (seriously, yesterday someone killed Bob and Dr. Wasteland just laughed and asked where his pizza was, YOU GOTTA HELP US). At TMW, we firmly believe that laughter is not the best medicine - it's bullets. Our dedicated medic "Medic" was just returning from laying down some serious medical ordinance when you gunned him down in cold blood. "Medic" has already been informed by Dr. Wasteland, personally, that he is bad and he should feel bad, and "Medic" has stated that he feels terrible about wasting so many good medical supplies and not even "healing" his patient - although we did hear that he managed to heal your vehicle, and for that, kind sir, we demand payment. Please return our valuable surgical equipment to us as, without that equipment, we find it very difficult to provide the kind of medical attention that Chernarus deserves. You have 48 hours to comply or else we will come and heal that ass. Sincerely, Dr. Wasteland, M.D.
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    Blood Not Regenerating?

    When you say clear, I wonder if perhaps you are looking at your temperature icon and not your blood icon. Regardless, any TMW medic will be glad to come give you a blood transfusion, just come on our Teamspeak (address: ts.dayzmedics.com) to request assistance.
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    Current Dayz mod and the future Dayz Standalone game.

    Standalone promises better security from hackers, bug fixes, new content, and future updates. It will definitely be successful.
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    How a survivor cost me $20 bucks.

    I enjoyed this story immensly. As said by others in this thread, you have my beans when you tell us about a new experience, and not just the same old moaning and flaming.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I can take your case. Please use our Teamspeak to contact me.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Please join our TeamSpeak for attention, I am near your location.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I'm taking this case. Patient, please join our TeamSpeak, address: ts.dayzmedics.com
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Added you on steam. Please log on ASAP.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I'm on call right now. Please come to my teamspeak, address: ts.dayzmedics.com Just right click on my name and poke me for assistance.
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    Need Medical assistance? Medics in Training can help!

    I'm on call right now. Please come to my teamspeak, address: ts.dayzmedics.com Just right click on my name and poke me for assistance.
  11. Dr Wasteland MD

    Happy Birthday, Matt Lightfoot

    Happy belated birthday, good sir.
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    Need Medical assistance? Medics in Training can help!

    I'm impressed, this is exceptional work. I would be glad to recruit new medics and bodyguards from this thread. Please keep doing what you do.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    Sorry, my messages were completely filled. Had to clear them. Trooper had the right idea in how to get White Listed. Also, I am currently accepting patients. Please find me on the TeamSpeak, address: ts.dayzmedics.com
  14. Fritz you beautiful bastard. Nice work.
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    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    If you need medical assistance, we are currently seeking patients. Come to our TeamSpeak, address: ts.dayzmedics.com Send me a poke if you need help.
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    The Trusted Mentors of the Wasteland

    Congrats, Fraggle on becoming a Forum Admin.
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    A salute to all you fellow survivors.

    You have my beans.
  18. Valkyrie - I've been wanting to meet you for awhile. Let's hope our schedules line up on the TeamSpeak.
  19. I look forward to the challenge of staying alive, provided you're trying to kill me without hacking. What I really want to say is, there has been a lot of flaming in this thread, and that's really not cool. If you've never heard me say this before, then hear it now: I have a ton of respect for bandits. I love hearing from the kind of bandit that truly scares me - the patient bandit. The kind of guy who will stalk you for hours, waiting for that perfect opportunity. We might be against each other morally, but can we at least just talk to one another respectfully? This game would be nothing without bandits. It would be nothing without survivors. I would argue that medics have altered the game as well. Can't we just enjoy the camaraderie of respected enemies, rather than yelling pointless threats at each other?
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    The Coalition - Changing the Culture of DayZ

    I was of the understanding that his name was Heaven. Just saying.
  21. Welcome to the Coalition, guys. Look forward to playing with you.
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    The Coalition - Changing the Culture of DayZ

    We're focusing on bringing in new organizations into The Coalition right now. After Sunday's Security Council meeting, we will have a better idea of how to move forward.
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    Tonight we dine in Hell

    Couldn't help but think of this:
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    Bodyguard

    TMW employs bodyguards to keep our medics safe. Some of our bodyguards prefer the term "Large, Thuggish Henchmen." If you're interested in joining, check out the info here.
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    Am I A Sucker?

    Being friendly does bring about some new experiences. If I was trying to make an incentive to be friendly, that's where I'd start the dialogue. There is something to be said for the experience that you have when you actually work with a stranger. No matter how many times I experience it, it never gets old.
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