Dr Wasteland MD

It's so nice to have the free time to see patients. Just wish I could do it more often.

Patient assisted.

Hey guys, I'm ready and able to assist this afternoon. I'll be on for the next few hours. , You can find me on Teamspeak at ts.dayzmedics.com or through steam, if you prefer "[TMW] Dr. Wasteland, M.D." Just copy/paste everything between quotes.

Can't wait to see something. I'd love to hear from anyone who's thinking about working on it.

I guess if anything that I was trying to be brief and to the point, perhaps that's why it is hard to understand. I tend to type the way I think, unless it's dialogue.

I've contacted this patient.

1. Find a very strong friend. 2. Have him repeatedly bash the keyboard into your head. 3. When either breaks, you'll know you're finished.

No, a bad idea is wondering what would happen to the DayZ community were Rocket to implement sex... That's a horrifying thought. ("Willing to give it up for an AS50!")

My first thought when reading the title was: Will female characters be able to get pregnant in the Standalone? Damn, Rocket wasn't kidding when he said he was adding more medical features!

What is the single dumbest thing you've done in DayZ? My story is admittedly dull. I had broken my legs and had no morphine because I broke the medic rule and gave my last injector out to a patient. So I crawl to Cherno and get to the Hospital by the apartments. I had no means of breaking the windows silently, and I was hearing gunfire from deeper within the city, so I decided to go around the back. There's no med supplies on the ground, so I opted to climb. You see where this is going. Somehow my beast of an in-game character makes it to the roof with a broken leg - he really is all man - and I get to a box with morphine. I pull out the morphine, patch myself up, collect all the meds I can carry... Then I simply walked off the roof. I didn't even make some understandable mistake like accidentally pressing w twice, I just sort of watched myself take a dive off this roof. In my head, I knew what was happening, and that it was a bad idea, but I simply couldn't seem to deny my character's will to die. So, splat, I hit the ground, legs breaking, screaming in pain, knocked out, bleeding. And I get to watch my blood fall. Brilliant. What's your facepalm story?

If you'd like to add your clan's info to this post, please send me a pm with all pertinent information.

Please use the Request Form. We're trying to get it to be the norm.

We are the Trusted Medics of the Wasteland [TMW] and I am Dr. Wasteland, M.D. News: The Trusted Medics of the Wasteland have a TeamSpeak (address: ts.dayzmedics.com) and website. Please feel free to connect with medics and other players using these services. TMW has a new Division! The Trusted Mentors of the Wasteland are dedicated to helping new and lightly experienced players learn the ropes of DayZ. If you need some help navigating the Wasteland, please use this new service. The Trusted Medics of the Wasteland, among others, are pleased to announce The Coalition - an alliance of survivor organizations dedicated to changing the culture of DayZ and promoting the kinds of new experiences that keep us coming back to this game. Please visit The Coalition's thread for news and information about this remarkable movement in DayZ. And finally, Dr. Wasteland was interviewed by Charlie Hall of Gamers With Jobs. Read the interview on Ars Technica. Medical Assistance: The BEST way to receive medical attention is to use our TeamSpeak (address: ts.dayzmedics.com). Wait in the "HELP NEEDED CHANNELS" in the channel that best describes your position on the map. You will receive aid. Teamspeak can be downloaded and installed in mere minutes. You do not need a working microphone in order to use Teamspeak as it allows you to communicate in text and speech. Alternatively you can make a thread on TMW's Forums. Joining The Trusted Medics of the Wasteland: Learn how to join at our website. The White List: The White List is for people who want to be a medic and have people trust them, but are not interested in joining any kind of organization or community. They have been properly vetted to treat patients, but they are not TMW Members. 1. Legdiin (steam: legdiin) 2. Dr Mewz (Steam: chizpartarz) 3. FieldMedic 4. MrEpicGoat 5. GreasyMnky (http://steamcommunit...561197967845302) 6. LeYuno 7. 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Hey guys, let me talk to the forum mods and see if they want me to make a new thread and retire this one. Being that this thread is stickied, I'd like to check in before I make a new one.

Could be a really good addition to Chernarus+

The Standalone will address the problems with the Arma 2 Engine that make it so easy to inject code, thereby shutting down the vast majority of hacks that are run by script kiddies. Sure, Standalone will probably be hacked at some point, just like any other game, but it will be much less prevalent, and much easier to spot.

Well if you're playing Graves and you want cleanse, you could always use the summoner spell or buy a qss. owait

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/75948-the-trusted-mentors-of-the-wasteland/ Try that thread, The Trusted Medics of the Wasteland are always happy to train new people.

Your humanity has fallen low enough for you to be considered a Bandit. The skin and the strange hat that you now wear are because you've killed so many survivors. If you want to go back to the normal skin, get your friends to let you give them blood transfusions, morphine, bandages, epi pens, antibiotics, or painkillers. Every time you make a good action, you'll gain more humanity.

I've changed the email you registered to a @gmail.com address and I've manually activated your account. Good luck.

I've manually activated all pending accounts. Let me know if it's still not working.

Little bit of shameless advertising: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/75948-the-trusted-mentors-of-the-wasteland/

I guess I just have to come out and say this: This thread is a big joke. No one is being serious here, the entire thing is one big, long, and hopefully funny joke. Please do not get offended. TMW is in no way offended or angry. We are simply being funny on the internet.

Valued Customer, We are pleased to accept your heartfelt apology for ruthlessly murdering one of our dedicated medical professionals in cold blood and with extreme prejudice. Furthermore, we are glad that you have seen the light and wish to return our rightful property to the TMW. We take issue with your proposed procedure for returning our property to us, however, and we humbly put forward an alternative method for the return of said equipment. Understanding that your time is valuable (I hope Dr. Wasteland, or as we call him around the office "the Tyrant," doesn't see this, but he actually could not stop laughing when he heard this - I'm not kidding, it's been hours and he's still cackling away in his office - we all fear for our lives), we would not inconvenience you by asking you to meet us in Elektro on the roof of the Fire Station. Rather, the TMW would like to promise you that we will find you on our own and heal you relentlessly until we are prepared to recover our property. Our dedicated medical research professionals have even devised a revolutionary surgical tool to use to heal you. They call it the M136 Group Healing Device - think, more medicine for more people with only one massive dosage. Currently, we have several medical professionals scouring your server using the M136 GHD (the M stands for Medicine). Please stand still in an open area so that your medicine can be administered as quickly and effectively as possible, with as little damage, er, healing applied to the surrounding area as possible. We welcome you to bring your friends if they find themselves in need of medical attention, we will heal as many people as we can. Thank you for working with us in these trying times. As always, we strive to heal all those bastards out there who we don't see eye to eye with. Standby for your medicine! Our preemptive condolences to your soon to be widow, -Dr. Wasteland