chris p. bacon

We can expect nothing less of the bloodthirsty creatures roaming Chernarus. Why, just today, I was attacked and very nearly killed by a ladder!

get out douche

Zombies are funny, they sometimes say "fuck that hurts" when you shoot them.

Taking any more than 3,000 damage from a single shot can knock you out

Unconscious Symptoms Character will have an hourglass in the middle of their screen and all colors will fade (white and black, blurry) , along with inability to chat, move, etc. (game controls disabled) Causes Causes of being Unconscious: A very large amount of lethal damage. (most rifles, sniper rifles, and high military-graded weapons) Dropping below 3000 blood will cause the player to drift in and out of consciousness (there is a 1 in 100 chance for this, and it is rolled once every second in the game). Logging in with the Shock condition. Being hit by a zombie with less than 9000 blood. Treatment An Epi-Pen will fix this condition instantly, however if the player has low blood they may head straight back into unconsciousness. It is therefore advised to bandage and fix all other conditions before the player is injected with the Epi-Pen. Remember that an Epi-Pen has to be used by another survivor to give yourself consciousness.

Just out of curiosity. Reply with a story!

I wish that this happened more often, good job

I died recently with 2770 and came back with 2770. I guess I'm not totally sure.

alrite this sems legit

If you switch to Civilian Clothing your bandit skin or hero skin will show, your humanity carries over with each life, so dying will still keep you as a hero. Thanks for making the kinder choice.

Bandit skins = yes Good loot = yes Hero skins = no Hero skins + good loot + you're trying to not be a bandit = no If they are sniping = yes If you are still indecisive, follow them around for a while undetected and see if they can take you to a vehicle (since it is a group which usually has one). Good luck. Edit: Congratulations :D

Why did I expect this to be a sarcastic hate thread

That's whats good about private hives, so that people are less urged to switch to a daytime server the moment it starts getting dark. Playing this game in the dark is a whole new world.

I feel you, bro. This game is an egg omelette stuffed with green peppers, sausages, bacon, and cheese, but also a whole lot of dogshit. Didn't expect this to appear here. I'm almost certain that you didn't read the thread. You came here and spewed the standard vomit over the reply section to raise your post count.

Considering how difficult it can be to become a hero and how quickly you can become a bandit, I say they deserve a little reward.

AFTER DRIVING AROUND AT NIGHT FOR THREE HOURS WITH NO NIGHT VISION GOGGLES AND FINDING THREE HELICOPTER CRASH SITES WHERE I GOT FULLY LOADED ON GEAR (BESIDES NVGS OF COURSE), MY MOTORCYCLE EXPLODES AND I DIE VIA DMR FROM THE ONLY OTHER GUY IN THE SERVER WHO HAD JUST JOINED LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES AGO HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

CAPS LOCK IS FOR SCRUBS I HOLD SHIFT

I was riding my bike along the Stary Sobor line and had just passed Guglovo when I came across a motorcycle in perfect condition, besides a low amount of fuel. I feel like the bike would be a better choice but I'm not sure. Which would you pick?

The northern world is deserted. I drove my bright white offroad pickup truck along the Stary Sobor line, to Berezino, back, and to the NW Airfield (which I looted with no problems) and only saw one person (who was a friendly guy and we exchanged blood transfusions).

inconclusive poll is inconclusive

I don't really understand the auto-repairing thing, could you explain it?

Which one of your nine threads should I reply to?

I just found a Red UAZ at the Stary Sobor military base, and it was loaded with loot. I'm talking M107, mags, AKM, M16A4 ACOG, M16A2, M9 SD, etc, etc, etc. It spawned in the regular car spot. It was missing two tires, full fuel, slightly damaged engine, damaged fuel tank. Full windscreen. So; do cars spawn with loot, or did someone put it in there?

People with bandit skins are bandits.

I start out by logging in to my regular server. I go to where I hid my truck and see that it is not there. Thinking it was stolen but unsure, I head to the spawnpoint of the truck, and sure enough, the save vehicle didn't work. The truck is now in disrepair again. I go to check if there is any of my gear inside of it and aim to shoot a zombie in my path when I discover that I have no ammo. Checking my inventory, all of my items disappeared besides my primary, secondary and backpack. I run inside of one of the industrial shack structures to pull my second primary out of my backpack when a zombie hits me through the wall. I begin to bleed. Having no bandages, I start killing zombies wildly with the FN FAL. By the time I find a bandage on one of the bodies, my bleeding has stopped at around 1,500 blood. I harvest wood and see if I can find any animals with the thermal scope on my L86 (since my vision has degraded so much from blood loss). At last I find a goat in the distance when a hacker teleports the entire server to some island where I am promptly shot. ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA