chris p. bacon

So, a long time ago, I was playing on this server. I was very new to the game and figuring out basics ArmA mechanics somewhere near Elektro when a bus pulled up and started honking. I got in. The driver asked where I wanted to go and I told him somewhere where I can find good guns. He started driving and we were suddenly at what I know now to the Northwest Airfield. Now, I didn't know at the time that this was a hacker. I asked him what happened and he said "magic school bus." I thought it was funny and got out of the bus. I ran towards one of the hangars when I heard the sound of a helicopter. Note, I have never seen a helicopter in DayZ before at the time. I was all giddy thinking I had made a friend who had a helicopter. It was being started on the airfield runway. I climbed in as the gunner and we started flying, the first time I flew in DayZ. I was having fun shooting the M240 randomly around when suddenly I got a message. "Admin Ban: Teleporting" I shook it off, but now a lot of my friends have made US 2147 their home server and I want to participate. I ask that this ban is lifted because I was new and didn't know I was doing anything wrong. Thank you.

You can also use the kill counter to verify your kills. It's unfair and doesn't belong in this game.

If you want to keep track of how many people you've killed, write it down yourself.

My mind is full of fuck

her? girl?? whers a girl???

At last I have caught up to where the dust trail stopped. Bullet marks pock the ground and noticeable skids lead into a forest where a pillar of black smoke rises. Dismounting the motorcycle I notice a bloodied man running from the site with an axe in one hand and the beans in the other. I lift up my rifle and take aim for the man's head but miss and hit his leg. He crumples to the ground and I charge forward to take the tin can of salvation from his cold dead hands if need be...

"I was friendly you fuck" "He who was killed"

That picture is from the Human Centipede, isn't it?

Besides the standard "no hackers", I'd really like to see some sort of wind factor put into long distance shooting. It'd make for much more thrill to sniping and be a very appropriate and realistic addition to the game, as well as giving AS50s and M107s a needed nerf.

I read this, and then reread it, and I have one thing to say. What?

Server: US 1879 Hey guys, just found a camp in the treeline on the hill right next to the Stary Sobor military tents. Here is a pic: Probably around 7 tents there, some of them are located a bit further off. At least four pairs of NVGs, multiple M4 weapons, a hefty chunk of DMRs, antibiotics, and other rare equipment, including an L86 and an Mk48 Mod 0. Have fun, and if you know how to destroy them, please do. I'm going to be hanging out in the area to watch for bandits. Good luck. UPDATE! Server just got teleported to the thunderdome, I managed to abort before any shit went down and spawned back where I was. Server has a hacker still probably.

People think that Mountain Dew has value, but in truth it is really just a green can of coke. You'll probably never find a willing trader. Go to Novy Lug and take the motorcycle.

I run towards a bleeding figure on the ground and hear his last words. He points at the dust trail and skid marks left behind from some sort of vehicle and then the empty bean can. I begin to perform a blood transfusion, but it is too late. Filled with rage I grab my motorcycle and follow the dust trail.

There is no way that this camp, located right next to the military tents, is legitimate.

This has been brought up before. Spawning your gear after being killed by a hacker is just as bad as being the hacker who killed you. You aren't contributing anything, only breaking the game further by using scripts and adding to the gear inflation.

Ohemgee. I can imagine firing the Winchester and pulling the lever down... Actual reloading animations would be cool, too.

I hope not. Anti-hacking really isn't much more productive than griefer hacking. Whether or not the hacker gets griefed, he is still going to fuck that server or another over.

I hope you are able to completely get over an future urges to use scripts, good luck.

This full-retard logic is what's destroying DayZ. If you can't play the game legitimately, don't play the game. We would be more than happy to get rid of you.

I superglued 15 pennies together.

I've been killed on sight by heroes before, and I'm a hero myself. Other than that the skin has brought mostly good things since there aren't any real disadvantages about it.

I'm just wondering what you guys would think if in standalone, or even in the next mod version, every server was made into a private hive. All of your gear stays with you on that server. I made this thread so of course I support it. No server hopping, ghosting, switching to day servers when night comes. I already only play on private hive servers anyway. What do you guys think?

That's a neat little program, good job. As for the bandits being killed, there is only one explanation.

That's true. The idea does have its flaws.

Annoying 14 year old. People try to take prisoners because they want to do something unique in the game rather than killing on sight. Have fun killing everyone you see while playing alone.