Sir Diealot

Sweeet! Would this be available at spawn or Now in a supermarket near you? Have beans, my treat. ;) Btw, if you have a stick up your butt, remove it now, please. Peace. SD.

bump. And another not-so-serious one: "DayZ - Go break a leg" Peace. SD.

Maybe some new tech? How about an AS Special 50 Hearing Aid Technology? (you could hear footsteps a mile away, but if you fire the gun with the HAT on, it would fuck up your eardrums, rendering you deaf) Or now that dogs are coming, how about AS Special 50 Feline Urine Kit (shoots a rubberbullet-type projectile, filled with what is essentially catpiss, which splits on impact, making the target not only very easy for your dog to track, but causes violent, uncontrollable vomiting, rendering the target practically harmless for some time. And quite pissed.) /humor Peace. SD.

Here's what I think: 1. Fuck crosshairs 2. Fuck nametags 3. Fuck waypoints 4. Fuck 1st person 5. Fuck 3rd person 6. Fuck everyone who doesn't think like me, because I am fucking right and I am fucking hardcore. 7. Fuck you, if you take this post too seriously. 8. Fuck empty whiskey bottles, who the fuck drank it all, fuck. 9. Fuck people, seriously. Just fuck. Peace. SD.

Another dumbass poll by me. I was bored. Too far? meh.. :D Peace. SD.

I like this thread. :D But it seems George forgot to send the Sarcasm-memo to a lot of people. Damn, gotta fire that guy, if he keeps this up. Peace. SD.

Nope, can't win without beans. No way. Sorry. Get beans and we'll talk again. :D Peace. SD.

lmfao. hope i didnt wake up the lady. beans. :edit: forgot; how about "You are dead. It's not a matter of if, but a matter of when." or "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. ..and doorways" :edit2: "You hungry? You thirsty, cold and bleeding? It's The Zombie Apocalypse, and it don't give a shit."

IP ban would be just boring. :) But nonetheless, as all of these options assume you know where they live, the ban would be included in all. And if being dragged through a field of horseshit is the kind of attention they want, I'd be more then happy to oblige. Multiple times. (Btw, there was originally more 'drastic' measures listed, but I decided to tone it down a bit :D) Peace. SD.

Oh dear, didnt George send you the memo? I did tell him to send it to everyone.

Found this 'thread' on page 598 and lol'd pretty hard. Just had to bump it. :D Peace. SD.

Beans.

Yes, beta is what you need to run DayZ. As to the programs, couldnt say, haven't used either one of those. Peace. SD.

You, sir, said everything I was going to say, but in a much nicer way. In doing so, you have prevented me from acting like a total dickwad. Thank you. Beans. :D Peace. SD.

..umm.. that's what she said..? /sorry :D

sorry double post, had hiccups.

One word: Fuckno. DayZ without zombies would just be ArmA 2 with beans and less guns. (ever heard of that game? it's quite nice..) If you want only PvP, (or PvAI, if that's even a term) I truly recommend the game 'behind' DayZ. Most servers have a box with lots of guns and ammo in it right where you spawn, so you don't even have to run to your dupe-tent constantly. Although after the 'snipernoobs' get killed there in about 92 seconds, they'll probably be running back here for the easy targets. So in the end this just another pointless post by me, sorry. ;) :edit: reworded and added stuff :) Peace. SD.

Hmm, I sort of promised myself I wouldn't respond to these threads anymore, but here we go again. First off, the graphic glitches have been fixed FOR SOME PEOPLE, myself included, and I'm deeply sorry you are not among those people. But dont go stating things as facts just because of your own bad experience. Second: "if you are hitting yourself in the head with a hammer and it hurts too much, stop doing it." /translation: if you dont like it, just say 'fuck this' and go do something you do enjoy. I have not played for a week or so due to certain stuff not working. Tents mainly, cause I'm currently in a situation that I need to setup camp in order to proceed with my survival. No prob, I'll wait for it to get fixed. Peace. SD.

Beans for you. PS. Have you voted? :D Peace. SD.

This: And this: There's about 27,000 threads in the General Discussion section, and probably 26,500 of them are the OP's post worded a bit differently. Enough already. For fuck's sake. :edit: If you feel like voting. Peace. SD.

1st off, like was said, you probably just joined a private hive server, when you were 'forced' start over. Join a public hive server and your gear should be back. Secondly, maybe you should've looked up the KNOWN BUGS AND ISSUES of an ALPHA version of the mod, BEFORE you start playing, in order to avoid atleast some of them. Thirdly, if you cant deal with all the bugs and issues within the mod, stop fucking playing it and wait for a stable/clean version of the standalone. The choice is yours. Fourhly, blah. :D Peace. SD.

The thing with me; realism. As far as possible. And sorry if these have been mentioned, didnt have time to read through. Thing #1a: The slotspace-based inventory should be ditched completely. Instead, base it on actual weight/size of items in relation to what an 'average' or maybe 'just above average' adult human being can carry. (I.E. you dont carry 2 car wheels, a sniper rifle and fuckin' whatnot at the same time, atleast without slowing your movement speed to a crawl) Also, all items and gear (that are not in your backpack) should be visible. Thing #1b: Pockets (in clothing) and belts and backpacks. Pretty self-explanatory. You can place your items in like IRL. (dependent on the clothing you have) Thing #1c: If you are carrying a car wheel around, you sure as hell ain't firing a rifle at the same time, at least not too accurately. Maybe a quick-drop-switch mechanic for such a situation. Thing #2: The weight/stamina system, closely related to previous. The more you're packing, the slower you get/the less you can run at a time. (in short) Thing #3: Wind effects (to bullets). And obviously a way to measure/estimate it. (a rare device or the 'wet finger', maybe) Thing #4: Wandering hordes. Copy/pasting from a previous post of mine: (This is a quick version) A few, lets say 2-5, persistent, HUGE hordes, around 20-100 (depending on what can be done, engine-wise) roaming all of Chernarus, perhaps in random patterns, perhaps in a pre-determined pattern from town to town. -these should move medium fast, be loud and god forbid, if they catch your scent when you're alone, you are pretty much fucked. so hide your ass or be armed to the last of your teeth. Thing #5: Random Zeds and/or packs of them outside of the cities. Thing #6: The ability to restore the broken infrastructure (I know generators at least have been mentioned, but I mean large scale, like power grids across the country/transport and such, which would take a loooong-ass time) That is all for now, I gotta get some sleep. :D :edit: Crap, I almost forgot the most important part, so: Thing #7: Duct Tape. Need I say more? -Install a flashlight to a random rifle? Duct-tape a gun on a tree-trunk for 'safe'-keeping? Strap a satchel-charge on a chicken, then scare it, and wait for it to run up Sniper Hill and watch the fireworks? -What CAN'T you do with a roll of duct tape? Peace. SD.

No need to apologize, mate. You've successfully written the first 'I got shot'-post in a long time (if not ever) that didn't make me lose a bit of faith in the evolution of mankind. But nonetheless, don't you lose your hope in humanity completely, there's still some good guys out there. :D Anyways, enjoy the beans. :edit: Wanted to add that I agree with your 1st paragraph 101% (except that I've never been much of a Z-fan and this is pretty much the first 'thing' I've played with Zombies in it) Peace. SD.

No they don't, that's my point exactly. And fuck subtle. This game shouldnt be about 'subtle'. Its about fearing for your goddamn life. Its about survival. And also the zombies should be more of a threat to ones life than other players, because that's the only way to encourage teamwork among random survivors. (but that's just my view on the subject) Also my suggested hordes would be moving constantly, bar maybe the few roamers left behind in the cities, so you wouldnt need to hide from these 24/7, but only when they come around.

I used to have a Nintendo 8-bit, that broke. I had a PlayStation(1) once, that and its about 8 controllers got fucked up. Then I got some money and took a PC in the knee. Never looked back. PC still in my knee. (a bit off-topic, but deal with it) Peace. SD.