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Best first post ever man, all my beans

I was just about to say she probably wouldnt wear it anyway but it would be helpful for her to be able to just dissappear while somethings going on.. cheers, you guys are so predictable haha haha 'this is a nice game'

you're welcome to join us for the usual shenanigans, though we usually play oceanic servers hahaha was waiting for a comment like that.. absolute truth

tried running windowed?

at least bump with some fucking commentary guys starting AFTER ME BECAUSE FUCK WATCHING 1 HOUR MAN

a solution cant come soon enough

Whoops, just reported this post instead of quoting it - sorry dude what I meant to say was "best comment to quote out of context ever"

where are you located op

I play with a friend, we mostly mess around the coast gearing up before something goes wrong... There is 30 murders + deaths distributed over two videos, enjoy the hijinks Bandit Escapades 2 http://youtu.be/wGNuouVfyhY 1:24 - A survivor follows me to his axe death 1:41 - I get shot many times, but kill my attacker 2:54 - Blood rains after short gunfight 4:52 - I get outgunned 5:58 - Victim of theft falls to her death running for me 7:00 - Ambush someone swimming back to shore with an axe 8:39 - Friend goes in for the kill and gets shot to death 11:24 - Man loses a few litres of blood then gets a few rounds in the chest 14:55 - Crawling lady gets an axe in the back 15:20 - Two survivors sniped with an enfield 16:09 - Shot in the face as I attempt to axe rush someone 17:09 - I chop someone to death after they save me 17:33 - I sneak up on someone and chop them to death 17:54 - I get knocked out then bleed out after trying to help someone 18:15 - I bleed out in the forest with no bandages 19:07 - I get kneecapped then executed with a revolver Bandit Escapades http://youtu.be/0qKoUEIt0s8 0:48 - Chopped to death 1:29 - Hatchet kill 2:42 - Bandit shot in the head 3:15 - I unload a clip into a dudes nuts close range then die from axe 4:30 - Bleeding through the ceiling 5:08 - I shoot an unarmed survivor 6:26 - Glitching survivor chopped with axe then shot 8:00 - Unlucky guy bleeds out as we loot him 9:40 - His friend kills me before getting shot 12:00 - Unsuspecting nub gets an axe to the leg then shot in the face 13:45 - I get killed in a case of mistaken identity 14:38 - I get shot close range by friend in assisted suicide

thanks man, I love this mod

lol I didnt record it until the last few clips in the '16 kills' video

BEHOLD 1. Change process of collecting firewood to manually hitting a tree with the hatchet which would spawn firewood underneath you 2. knife as melee weapon 3. low strength, high frequency melee weapons 4. weapon degredation 5. force direct chat for everyone (http://dayzmod.com/f...s-of-survivors/) 6. hatchet able to dismember animals so you can take a leg/torso for when you get a knife 7. bushfires (player controlled + random) 8. fishing 9. variety in zeds (fat, old, child + respective logical traits; fat = slower but more chance to knock you over if running, old... fuck i dont know, child - it would be eerie for sure, maybe swarms of them in appropriate areas? 10. Gore + dismemberment 11. extremely rare, highly dangerous 'yeti' from 'Skifree' (I am semi - serious here, that would be hilarious)

I WANT VARIETY DAMN IT he would have to look exactly the same as the original, just in 3d form 1 per map

by low strength weapons I mean poles, sticks, bricks... general items you would use for self defense if SHTF and there was nothing else around also I am now 100% serious about that skifree yeti

I'd love it.

I like the idea about a weapon that has limited uses before breaking.. maybe a large stick? pole? something relatively common that does minimal damage and breaks soon after first use.. not something you spawn with but something definitely not hard to find that and converting knives into weapons it would add variety

you should be able to use your hatchet in water

yeah it would work well enough!

I know most of this would be cosmetic and therefore be low on priority lists as of now but parts of this could positively grow gameplay potential ... here is something that illustrates the comical nature of the blood now Blood Waterfall (Youtube) THINNER BLOOD I love the blood we have now, though its comical due to how large the stream is.. if it was smaller/thinner and possibly random in colour/tone selection it would look pretty cool BLOOD POOLS Blood could add to gameplay through becoming an indication of past violence.. I think it was in the rezzed interview where rocket says he toyed with the idea of making blood stain the hands of people who drag or loot bodies.. though this was meant as a 'bandit fix' somewhat, I think it would add alot to gameplay.. and I am what most people would consider a 'bandit' its just a logical scenario given the amount of blood you deal with in this game, and would work as another thing to factor into whatever decision people are forced into likewise, blood splatter/pools/tracks would, if they were limited in time existing, add yet another level to gameplay - tracking players that are wounded through a city... coming across a bloody scene one moment then meeting a player thats covered in blood the next.. I think it would be great DISMEMBERMENT Ideally I would like dismemberment for everything (even animals) but apparently survivors are next to impossible in terms of the engine - the only solution I can see would be alot of work (custom models for each limb for each clothing type available) But according to another interview with rocket (ill link these if I find them) dismemberment for zeds is possible, infact its quite easy to enable and is just an artists issue at this point - meaning it doesnt look good and needs to be refined Obviously, this being a 'zombie' game, dismemberment would add alot of atmosphere and thus gameplay.. it would feel right having things react relatively realistically to close range high powered shots to respective limbs Thoughts?

sounds interesting, would have to see the source on that but definitely

if it was literally just blood stains on the floor / walls, then it would blend in well enough to make it a challenge

would be cool to get an official opinion on this

I am Australian. Fuck us. Dont compromise awesome gameplay just because we have a few retards who think they know whats good for adults here. An 18+ rating is on its way anyway, so it shouldnt be a problem. Its not as if people wouldnt just buy it online from international sources like L4D2 anyway.

lol was that meant for the dismemberment thread? I mean thanks either way for the bump I support integration of shameful cannibalism btw

the proposed solution wouldnt do anything to 3rd party voic coms, except render them somewhat gimped.. you would still be able to talk to whoever you want using them, but you would also make a sound in the game... its about expanding gameplay beyond organised skirmishes between two silent teams