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wow, what a step backward.. some days I like murdering some days I help out strangers and play that game having a giant ''shoot me" sign on me is fucking retarded

disregard the negatives in the thread, I understand how a tense or sudden situation can get the adrenaline pumping more than any other game to date.. though the novelty wears off after a while as always

Id go for 5 + seconds, or an inability to DC if there is someone shooting you (registered hits in the past 5+ seconds or something)

was playing last night, I shot down a heli then got killed by some loser in the middle of elektro in a ghillie fucking up everyone that came past.. I managed to sneak up close enough to lay a few hatchet swings into him, but before I could deliver the final blows he either disconnected or teleported to safety (didnt see connections from server)...he came back a few mins later and killed me from behind a close building while I called him a fag (my apologies to the homosexual community) got it on video, though I dont think I caught his name... either way, he probably was raging over the fact I beat him

do you mean the survivor leg in a ghillie suit?

After starting over again after getting shot through a wall, I came across a trail of 6 dead survivors while moving through one of the coastal cities, I forget which... I then found a tent 'donut', and who I assumed was the murderer responsible for at least one of those dead bodies, with his back turned munching on some beans.. youtu.be/HwjhfFZnZzM Hatchet Hero (Youtube)

when the beans came out - perfect Fucking gold man

I was just at cherno apartments after filling up on medical gear and was taking care of a few zeds.. With the last shot for the last zed, I immediately died from a head shot.. initially I thought I had just been sniped but after reviewing the footage I dont think it was possible (head behind the front face as I was mid staircase) - I think I shot myself in the head via ricochet is this possible? EDIT - The evidence as requested Suicide Death? youtu.be/w3x7iSlMX6A

Im going to go with you on that, Ive got no idea. But in that case, cheers to the guy sniping noobs at cherno. Wouldnt be Day Z without you.

just updated OP with youtu.be/w3x7iSlMX6A , wait a few mins for the processing

Watching the video again, I think it was a false alarm... turned up the volume and there is what sounds like an enfield firing pretty much when I die, though I dont see where a headshot could have come from.. 5 mins on the video, you guys can probably tell

oh its uploading baby Beans for your profile and name, mgs1 still number 1

'Babes, Bikes & Buses' (Youtube) youtu.be/KK-0jR-7_ls After "Girls First Time", we ended up in Prigorodky hiding from a guy with a rifle... quite soon after we found a bus with just enough gas to get us to Otmel - saving a guy getting swarmed on the way, and killing three people in defense of the bus by the end.. It was the most intense few hours of DayZ I've played since starting on 1.5.6.. Ive mostly been messing around the coast but now that Ive tasted the sweet nectar of vehicles I am going hunting... After this I want to give people more of a chance to talk, but who wouldnt shoot someone aiming with an akm? EDIT - Ah fuck the title of the thread should be "Girls Second time"

hahaha youre quite the character what servers do you usually play in?

...didnt read anything about ethics, it was mostly "videos go in the gallery section' btw you may not have noticed but you dont need to write 'monster' after every post, its in your profile next to the post you dont have to thank me :)

So, doesnt this belong in the gallery section? Any thoughts monster?

just played some, and there was a bug where instead of the hatchet having normal use, it played the bus horn every time she swung

haha cheers, was so unexpected and sucked so hard after what we just went through to secure the bus

sounds like you still have another hours worth of gametime there buddy

...hahaha yeah its quite fun

I blame the creator of the QWERTY setup

didnt seem to bother you before though iam not against a move

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Girls First Time (Youtube) youtu.be/OOImoTnPAew Here's a video featuring my friend as she plays her very first hour of day z, compressed to 4 mins.. After going up and down the ladders for about 20 minutes, the stranger in aviators fell off the upper crane, resulting in a broken leg.. All witnessed by my friend that was waiting for me in the same crane.. after my usual fun we set off to arm ourselves properly, she gets alot of target practice..

We ended up killing alot of zombies.. Girls first Zombie massacre (youtube) youtu.be/F3TnujZXIQg