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Hah I would've but I suspect he was in cahoots with the maniac in the helicopter!
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Minding my own business scavenging for food when some guy called 'melonsarecool' pulls up behind me on a trials bike, urging me to hop on so we could evade the helicopter circling above. Hesitantly, I climbed on the back, he must've sensed I was a thrillseeker as he proceeded to drive around the countryside like a complete lunatic whilst the pursuing helicopter used me for target practise. Eventually my leg inexplicably broke putting an end to the fun, it was at this point I told him it that although it had been a laugh-riot could he please drop me off at the next village so I could find somewhere comfortable to bleed to death.
