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:D

I love running people over :D

I like the keyboard, reminds me of my old Amiga 500 :)

Jumping a rolled ATV on a bike :D

Some hacker/scripter had pulled all the vehicles on the map to one place just outside Elektro (even the boats it looked crazy). The vehicles were stuffed with all sorts of stuff including different clothing so I wore the Soldier one for a bit. It went with me when I blew up one of those ATV's hitting a hay bale. Good times :D

Spoiled meat should also attract predators such as bears and wolves.

16. Go unarmed to the top of the tower at 'the place where we do not speak of' at night with no night vision. Drink a Mountain Dew, say the hail Mary backwards and leave after leaving offerings of freshly slain goat. Also do this on a high pop server with direct chat enabled.

I think it is you that is the goon.

Me too, it's my new fave thing to do. I found someones camp on Skalisty on a low pop server I use sometimes. They had a UAZ with no fuel but loads of fuel, ammo and 30 cooked meat in their tents. I ate all the meat, threw ammo in the seat then used the fuel to get the jeep going before running their tents over and finally driving the jeep into the sea. Was great fun :)

So what do you prefer to use to hack up those zeds/people with, the hatchet or crowbar? I actually really like the crowbar but just wish it was a tad more powerful. I crept up to sniper hill the other day with a crowbar and thwomped some ghillie suited chap who was camping there. He got me but not after a few clubs to the head. Must have been mildly annoying for him but was a small victory for me.

Cry yourself to sleep buddy. I find this helps a lot with this kind of thing.

I've sorted the title. No more confusion I hope :thumbsup:

So what do you prefer to use to hack up those zeds/people with, the hatchet or crowbar? I actually really like the crowbar but just wish it was a tad more powerful. I crept up to sniper hill the other day with a crowbar and thwomped some ghillie suited chap who was camping there. He got me but not after a few clubs to the head. Must have been mildly annoying for him but was a small victory for me. Ah crap, maybe if I change the title to something like Clowns vs Sharks maybe that would help. I did use the search but found mostly nonsense. I hope I don't get global banned :(

And how come the hatchet looks so lovely and shiny lying there on the ground but when you pick it up it gets instarust? :rolleyes: I hope in the standalone it gets more bloodied and worn with use :D

33 Scottish and could be interested. I'm kind of an idiot in this though. I usually blow myself up or stand up at the wrong time and get everybody sniped etc. Also just now I have a bandit skin from hanging around the wrong crowd :blush:

Aww man I was just gonna make one too. >:(

"Ya f***in pr*ck I'll be f***in back for you"

Yep. Also had a similar thing happen and the dude was farting rainbow smoke.

I was in one the other day in Takistan and all sorts of hacking and scripting were going on. People were getting global bans like it was going out of fashion.

Sure it's not just because you are in a beginner server?

Try saying the Hail Mary backwards too. Also you could slaughter a Goat and bring the meat as an offering.

Arse I've spawned at Kamenka. Better go commit sideyways. Oh wait what's that lying there? Rocket skates! Result! *Whooooooooooooooooosh* :thumbsup:

Exactly this. I can't wait to eat me someones dog. I'll leave a fireplace and it's butchered body there for good measure. I've actually killed and eaten a dog in DayZ already. It was a Golden Retriever type (presumably hacked in). Think it only had one steak on it.

Yes. Even worse I ran up a huge phone bill to a walkthrough advice line (god bless the interwebs where this stuff is free now) :blush:

I roleplay as a village idiot/comedy clown type guy to provide comic relief. I pretend to hump people when they have their backs turned, chase after rabbits like a retarded cocker spaniel, initiate roly poly races down hills, lob flares at people in the dark and generally annoy other players not in my team(well I usually end up annoying them too). My latest funny was cycling a bike up and down the road just outside Elektro on a night server calling everyone shooting at me "bawbags" and "fannies" cos they couldn't seem to hit me. In the end I smacked into a zed and knocked myself unconscious. I find the game is so unintentionally hilarious which is a big draw for me. I hope the standalone doesn't lose this. My next thing will be to more of a prankster. Bear traps at the top of ladders, satchel charges on tents/vehicles/bodies, lobbing nades on sniper hill etc