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Has the gaming community becoming so dumbed down that they need videos like this? :huh:

I don't find that at all on UK1. It's a killfest.

Gonna shoot him in the aaaaarse. :D

I think the standalone should have biscuits such as Custard Creams and Jammy Dodgers as a foodstuff. They would be found in cupboards, biscuit tins and maybe even scattered on tables. You can find information on biscuits here. http://www.nicecupof...uits/index.php3

I agree. I think they should maybe bring out a standalone game with all these things fixed (and maybe new things added).

I agree. The addition of Kilts would be pure dead brilliant man.

Simply hilarious and we've all been it similar silly situations in DayZ. Lookin forward to the next installment :D

Some guy who makes DayZ vids. Half the community kiss his ass and treat him as some kind of celeb and the other half thing he is a condescending/hacking twat.

I'm sick of hearing the word bambi.

Why would you do such a horrible thing? :o

I find that too. It only runs well for a while after a server restart.

Next time take a sachel charge out of it and blow the thing up :)

I hope you can pick it up and fling it Chimpanzee style :D In fact Rocket if you are reading this then please please please make it possible to fling poo!!!!

The one in my sig is a DayZ server though it's the Panthera map so not sure if that's much use to you.

Noooo the best part is figuring it all out for yourself. The only tut vid I would say a newbie should watch is how to find your way round the glitchy inventory. Everything else should be learn as you go.

1. Wake up 2. Have a wank (possibly to Zombie porn to get me in the mood). 3. Play DayZ

Everywhere though dead bodies (victims?) for sure. This actually reminds me of my very first foray into online gaming with a game called Black & White which,for those who have never heard of it, is a strategy/God simualtion game where you built and maintained cities, conquered neighbouring cities, cast spells/wonders etc (you basically played God). What set this game apart from the similar type games is that you had a giant animal which was supposed to help you with your city, though my dumbass Tiger spent most of it's time throwing my livestock into the sea and eating villagers >:( . You could train it, punish it, praise it, make it evil/good etc. Aaaaaanyhoo there was an online mode and your giant creature could battle your opponents creature in a kind of arena. The only time I managed to get a decent online game on my shitty 56k modem, my dumbass (but huge and beastly) Tiger ended up in a fight with a smallish (but evil looking) Panther. I thought it would be a piece of cake but maaaan that Panther absolutely owned my Tiger but the ultimate insult was that the guy had taught his creature a special trick. As my Tiger lay battered and brusied on the ground the Panther squatted down and took a huge dump right on it's head, all the time grinning like a loon >:( . That was the last time I played B&W online :( So I am really looking forward to crapping on fallen survives in DayZ standalone for this particular reason B)

My moneys still on them tbh. I think they could take you easy.

I usually find myself in the same situation though I either have a hatchet already or pick one up while being chased. I then proceed to do the "hatchet dance" with my attacker and usually walk away from the battle.

CZ550 closely followed by the Hatchet.

What's with with the School building/office building in Elektro having all that crap round it? I makes for a good king of the hill type scenario though. In the end I was taking guys out with a Makarov and Crossbow :D

It's good though does have it's sissues. People use the new building mechanics to block off most decent places for weapons and even with a toolbox you can't remove them (though that's being fixed apparently). Also you find random stuff built in random places (ladders in the middle of a Church etc). The Zed damage is just a little too much but it does force you to be much more careful (but the slow animations as stated above really hamper this). There was a server I used play on for a while where the Zeds would knock you down (only doing a little damage with this) quite often though you didn't go unconscious and could get right back up but it felt more natural and gave them time to swarm without just one killing you in 5 hits like DayZ+, this should be added and hit damage reduced a bit IMO. I like how the hatchet has been nerfed a bit and the crowbar buffed a bit. I also like how the stupidly overpowered weapons and equipment has been taken out though it's still no walk in the park, last night nearly everyone I encountered was brandishing an AK and shot on sight which with less ammo available seemed to make PVP more likely. But it seems to be off on the right track with lots of new things (even just all the new clothing gives it a fresh feel).

Ok I don't really know all the technical bumf but just throwing this out just now. We have a mostly friendly server with lots of vehicles and stuff. Map is Panthera. We are just a basic server for now but plan to update with extra mods etc as we go. Please visit us at http://www.chernochumz.com We will be hosting a Guy Fawkes celebration tonight also, hope to see some new faces :)

Panthera with plenty of extra vehicles. Always looking to have new players :) (server link in sig if you can't be arsed going to the site).

Just spawn one.