The Aquatic Land Walrus

Had a Mexican standoff with a squad of bandits. Let's just put it out there that having Mexican stand-offs with someone who has Mexican heritage doesn't work. Ever. Bled out while picking the brains out of their pockets because my rags glitched out of my inventory. I think my WORST death was back in the early days of the Mod. I'd met someone who was brand new. We went into Cherno, before getting separated because of a zombie horde. I was nearly mauled to death, and left unconscious with under 500 blood and a barely functional axe. We went out to a road about 300 meters away from Cherno before he gave me a blood bag. Turns out, he hit the hospital, and came out with an axe, and 7 blood bags. Nothing else. Once I was healed, I took 10 steps before having my kneecaps snapped by a zombie we didn't notice. That was essentially my death, as I was useless. We went back into the city in hope there'd be morphine in the military tent areas (the hospital didn't spawn any morphine or medboxes containing it), and were eventually cornered inside the supermarket. We tried to take a short cut on our way there. His pistol ran out of bullets, I had to reload my axe, and we both eventually died. Being cornered sucks.

Got held hostage by a bandit with a magnum. Broke the cuffs, put a sack on his face after being shot, punched him till he was near death, and left him handcuffed (I found another pair, amazingly) in the middle of the main road near one of the spawning towns on the east coast along with his magnum and 1 round. Shortly after I entered the woods, I heard a gunshot, and a scream. Go figure. I hope the guy enjoyed the loot, as I bled out shortly after.

straight from Wolfenstein, eh?

You must have osteoporosis

They're trying to be "realistic" Therefore, all guns must carry at least 1 portable Civil War battle worth of smoke

If people shooting on sight is what makes DayZ great, shouldn't Call of Duty be great as well?

Found 3 can openers in one building. Gotta love train stations.

Thank god it won't be like Unturned's 5 minute harvests. I had a potato plantation with zombie slaves going in 20 minutes.

He likes the game to punish him, others like the game to have fun with. Some people are "different" The kind of different that think you have to either play DayZ 1337 hardcore mode, or play WarZ.

Run to a building, pick up a melee, murder the column of zombies that followed me. Go to a new town, repeat.

yw m8. I'm surprised it didn't CLICK with you fuck yes more dolphin puns

Orlok, counter-nom this post. Just make a massive thread called "Dear player who tried to kill/rob me, did kill or rob me, or was killed or robbed by me."

It was a metaphor. Because dolphins have sonar vision. Christ.

did you know you can open a can in other ways? Attacking zombies with oneAttacking people with oneAttacking animals with oneUsing a sharp objectUsing a dull objectUsing a can openerQuitting DayZBut, as others have said, sharp objects are plentiful, as are threads about this.

Now, considering the zombies in this game are just infected humans, how would this work? Did the virus magically turn them into dolphins with legs?

How about what Unturned did? Guns there spawn with partially filled magazines that can be filled with their respective ammo boxes. Of course, it'd be fleshed out in DayZ. We already have boxes of specific ammunitions. Just think about it. IRL, you'll almost never find a gun in someone's house that doesn't either have ammunition within the house, or isn't loaded with a magazine already.

Drugs + DayZ= Far Cry 3

The only time this would be useful would be inside a vehicle, as a bayonet only gives you more options for a quick reaction. but, it should be implemented.

I was meat an English techer I was smack in all srs bsns, nice story. +1 for the feels

The axes aren't broken, silly. You have to reload them before use, otherwise they swing inaccurately.

draw a bunch of dicks on somebody's arms. Teach em to cock around with you.

This would work twice as well if the body were female, if you get what I'm saying. hint: "booby" trap

Was that your beef with the situation?

...She's a gunshot briiiiiide damnit I had to use that line

Expected something about reloading hatchets I am dissapoint