The Aquatic Land Walrus

If you want that extreme realism, you might as well kick the chair out from under DayZ, if you get my expression. And, what's the point of having a mechanic when it can be completely passed over by having a single team-member over Skype? Knowing how to fix a gun is a one-and-done situation once a buddy tells you what to do over TeamSpeak or something. In that right, the feature's essentially useless.

I don't exactly think that not having a gun because it jams is a "slight" disadvantage. It fucking makes or breaks the game.

Objective: Kill bandit with fisties before the wipe

No need to feel sorry. I have NEVER needed to kill anyone over my entire DayZ career, and I've been playing since the early mod. I do feel bad for friends of mine that die, though.

Just a precaution: I have no problem with DayZ. Dean has done good work on it, and it's a solid game. It just has some glitches and iffy systems. Now that that's out of the way, let's begin. So, what do you guys think would happen to our beloved hatchet-reloading bleach-drinking simulator had it been possessed by a company like Bethesda? What about Naughty Dog, the guys behind The Last Of Us? I think it could lead to some intriguing results. If you'd like, you can post "parodies" of DayZ made by companies like Activision or EA. I'd love to mock those shitstains some more. And, please. Stay constructive. Don't go into the argument "Oh, you must hate DayZ" etc. or I will fucking rip your eyes out with a rusty spatula.

It's because they're trolls. Most people who play DayZ are selfish and would do anything for their gear. It's why DayZ can never truly be realistic.

Why is it that anyone who displays negative opinions towards DayZ gets a shit shower? So far, Tuth is the only person I've seen since last year who's tried to help someone who said they were having trouble.

I played DayZ when I was 13. I was rolling with 18 year olds who trusted me with their fucking lives. That stereotype is cliché. Besides. People can't control their voice unless they pay for a voice modulator. Shooting any kid with a high voice is discrimination in that right.

You can just call them assholes and leave it at that

Just for discriminating against them based on their voice (Calling them squeakers), I couldn't get through the video. Fucking sick of that shit.

Character wipe? Grab my shotgun, get my axe, and get my camera, because I have some ass to kick. I will fucking rip the restart's lungs open, amputate its left arm, sow the two together and use them as god damned PARTY DECORATIONS!

Of course it's speculative, it's a WHAT IF situation? I'm not trying to say that DayZ will 100% be abducted by whatever company sees the mad stacks it makes. In theory, your statement is fairly ironic, as the whole "Zombie apocalypse" scenario DayZ takes place in is simply a "what if" situation. In that right, you're questioning the very existence of DayZ. or something like that

That's like a tactical carpet bombing to destroy an anthill. The consequences are too drastic for the action. It's a good idea in theory, but theory is a tricky thing to pin down.

yeehaw

Here lies Leviski. He ran fast, and died a virgin. +1 reference

How about something like an M1903 Springfield .30-30? I fucking love that gun IRL, and it'd be amazing in-game.

How about a buildable translator so people can speak English correctly? These have been suggested time and time again. They're likely to come already.

I mean, it's how I got mine. I went into a home, then a depot store and found a hacksaw.

check home depot

yay rocket gets to make more money. Now, he can finally expand the game to new, better heights! or he can use it to enhance his already 12 foot statue made out of solid steam diamond DayZ is feeling like the WoW of survival horror. It's taken so many other games out of the business, the skulls are piling up outside of its cave.

My fists are my ammo. They are propelled by my massive guns.

How about combining it with other items to make an enhanced weapon, ala The Last Of Us? Say, you could pick up a big stick or something. Duct tape a few nails to it, bang. Makeshift pain train.

walk look for people attack people

Wilhelm Wilhelm everywhere

Why do you think there should be no button for reloading? Is it immersion? Because going into your inventory and right clicking ammo isn't exactly realistic.