The Aquatic Land Walrus

Should I phrase it so that you don't get the wrong impression? Okay, you got all that stuff. Great for you. Big whoop. You must be the fucking god of DayZ. I've gotten all that and more in far less time without killing anyone. Wasn't that hard, but superiority complex seems to have made it that way. Now, could you help me find the block button? You're getting annoying. Wolfensteinasaurus asked me a while ago why I was acting differently. Now I have a definite answer. Idiots. Clogging up my inbox with crap I honestly don't care about. If you could do the entire thread a favor and just shut the fuck up, you'd save me a lot of time making you look bad. Like what that Dagwood character said, stop returning. I'm sick of this.

I'm saying that having all that loot doesn't make you good at the game. Now, could you stop derailing this thread? Oh, and had I been made of straw, I'd be unable to type. Your expressions are flawed. :emptycan:

Not using punctuation isn't a typo, especially with an edit button here. :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :facepalm: :murder:

Somebody has no clue what sarcasm is. Or what grammar is. :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :emptycan: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

And? In that case, finding loot isn't skill. It's probability, if you want to be wrong.

I make it rain irl

I've never killed ANYONE. I knock them out, knee cap them etc. And, yes. I had all of that within 3 hours. Finding loot isn't skill, m8. It's lucl.

Funny thing. I got almost all of that in about 3 hours of play upon a respawn in a 35/40 pop server. Without killing anyone, or ever being shot at.

I'm batman

I don't see a problem with people playing how they want to play. Vanilla DayZ mod just went stale ages ago. Epoch and Overpoch and whatever the hellpoch they're called bring new features in.

Your grammar killed you.

You can cut off someone's hand and put it in a wallet.

looks like he broke new ground because he broke his leg and got ded

This video is not available in your country Since when was Youtube racist? oh...

You beet me to it on this topic. I was gonna ask why there weren't any.

scram

So, anyone who doesn't like survival games is automatically under 13 years old, and likes Call of Duty? I'll never get this statement, but I know it takes an asshole to say it.

Winner: Locate and acquire a can opener

what a hot topic

So, I got bored, and thought about something in game. Say you open up a can of beans, you can pour them on somebody's head. Nothing useful, nothing important, but fucking glooooorious for not starving to death. Also, throw a can of beans into a bucket of ice and donate a bag of rice to ALS.

it has no bullets

So? it just renders the system obsolete. Just like a mystery is no fun if you know what happens, or a puzzler is no fun if you know what to do, a mechanic is no fun if it just appears as a time-wasting gimmick.

If there's no skill requirement, why is there an age requirement? You cannot believe how much I hate age requirements. I'd join if it wasn't there. Discrimination just isn't my thing.

"Are there any objections?" "NO!"

By One and Done, I meant the following: Say your gun jams. You ask your friend to help out. He tells you exactly what's wrong and what to do about it. Bang, no more problem, and you know exactly what to do next time. So, it only works if you're a loner with no friends, or anti-social. That'll only fit half of the community's persona, you know?