The Aquatic Land Walrus

DayZealand

I know 4 people who do, and they've never server hopped in their life. They just play for long shifts and get tired.

There are points where I've logged into a seemingly empty town while in a bush only to find someone looting the building in front of me. I could kill them or their friend. Does that make me a hopper?

In theory this would work, but it'd only work on the unarmed/lightly armed, who have nothing to lose. Against anyone who's armed, they'd just shoot you. So, it's 95% useless.

Who says he was a hopper? He might've just logged in after a loot run the other day. Don't jump to conclusions.

BB guns always have the orange tip on the front, making it obvious.

Just think about it; Creating a complete game takes them multiple years. Of course a building is gonna take em a few months. Nether did it faster because it just copy-pastes buildings.

You took my words. I'll see you in court. I remember my first days of the Mod, where every new item was a mystery ready to be unlocked by me mighty brain. It was so fucking fun, I've never felt anything like it. Even when I new every loot spawn and every good route to hit NWAF, I found myself wishing to be back in my clueless era where I thought a Makarov and a Crowbar was considerably well-armed.

I don't think an experienced reviewer would do what IGN does. Earlier this year, IGN said that Titanfall was "the new next-gen shooter". Once Advanced Warfare came out (Its most unique feature, the exo-suit is ripped straight out of Titanfall), IGN was praising it for how original it was and how it broke new ground with features like the Double Jump. Want a professional reviewer? Go watch Zero Punctuation. IGN is shit. But, that isn't my point. You're trying to act all high and mightly, when in reality, I've already proven my point, but you can't accept it. I said what's good about the game, but you still accuse me of not saying what's good about the game. Just, please. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

I'm a troll because I point out flaws? Better call up IGN and tell them they're all trolls. Should I tell you what I like about the game so you'd stfu? Here goes: It's organic, it's more realistic than most games, it is only slightly luck based, the game plays well, lag has been cut down to the point where it runs well on even a laptop, the community is decent to an extent, it can be really damn funny, it's replayable, it's non linear, it does sandboxes right, it doesn't try to mix in a pathetic attempt at a plot, gameplay wise it doesn't do much wrong, it has good wildlife AI only beaten by TheHunter, mechanics such as movement are polished enough to work, the keybind customization is easy to understand, the game has a high skill ceiling, you never stop learning or exploring, the scenario you're thrown into has actual emotional weight beyond pure terror of a zombie sneaking up on your big fat bean-bloated ass (It actually feels like people lived in the houses you now loot. See: books), the developers are cool, it has a good map, it has a good scenario, the scenario is played to its full advantage, it's unique, and, most fucking importantly, IT IS FUN. Why do people always assume pointing out any negative aspects means you hate the game? There you go. More words about why I like it than why I dislike it. Happy?

We don't attack the rank system because it isn't flawed; only your examples are. A gunboat would not fit DayZ, end of story. It's like saying if you search NWAF for 5 hours straight you can find a nuke, but only if you are in the barracks looking at gear for 5 hours without ever looking away.

I played the Battlefield Hardline closed beta earlier. Every glitch, imperfection etc they didn't blame on its beta status, they blamed it on themselves. And, DayZ's alpha status didn't directly cause the problems. If it wasn't made, it wouldn't have them. It's the creator's fault no matter what status it's in. Also, you blindly assume I have DayZ because I criticized it, when I said earlier "DayZ is fun, sure". You're the type of person that drives people away from the forums; a blind fanboy full of pride and super mighty testosterone and you're ready to beat up people who say DayZ has problems and steal their lunch money and give them wedgies or whatever the hell you do. Seriously. Just admit, DayZ has problems, and one word isn't the cause of them. A nuclear missile going off prematurely and killing millions of people isn't the fault of the person who invented radiation (contrived metaphor for alpha status), it's the person/people who built/maintained it (contrived metaphor for creators/devs) btw, I love DayZ, so you can just stfu about "you just don't like DayZ etc" I hate the kind of responses you made, because they always lead to flame wars. All the time, 100%. It's fucking stupid how criticism gets your house burned down here.

Bring on all the loot (thats below a Battleship)! >Wants a gunboat What the FUCK kind of idea is adding a gunboat to DayZ? You keep saying how it's a survival game, but being able to live in a boat armed to the teeth, or in a tank is just fucking stupid. It'd make the guy who has it invincible, turning DayZ into more of a glorified hide-and-seek game.

Jesus fucking Christ. DayZ is an alpha. It's been an alpha. Nowadays, it's less of a status and more of an everything-proof shield. If anyone points out a flaw, the automatic response is "ALPHER!" You'd never see this tactic with anything except PC games. DayZ is fun, sure, but it needs work, whether or not it's alpher. I'd love to see a Gamecube game released with 3/4ths of its features either glitch, missing or both. I'd laugh my ass off.

Came expecting a triple axe murder Saw a single lucky axe hit and two mosin shots Don't lie pls

inb4 sarcastic comment about adding aimbot guns or something

Make it so you can spray paint the banana black and add attachments, too.

By the laws of internets, trolls aren't smart. Get out.

I am something else smarter than you GOTUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :thumbsup:

Looks like he fixed you up pretty well yeaaaaaa.....fuck

Oh look. He's one-upping himself. How petty. Using the term "troll" incorrectly as well? At least try to make yourself look respectable. You just come off as an asshole if you don't.

erm wot Are you one of their secret creators or something? Because that shit won't fly.

Didn't know trolls won arguments.

You don't know how to use sarcasm correctly. Because this is bad sarcasm. Logical defeat is generally a term not used to describe the more logical individual. If anything, I'd use it to describe the crowd of people coming to watch the two gladiators fight. Because they're completely mad c: You and all the others coming to say "gg nice job you're so pro" are the kindling on his ego flame. And yet, they continue to say "stfu" right after. It's so damn hypocritical.

Bringing Nazis into this, along with false claims? Because I never did edit any of my posts. Except this one, to show you how badly I laughed at you. Pfft. And, I do care about punctuation. rrrrrrrrrrrrreported :emptycan: edit for beans