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The Aquatic Land Walrus

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  1. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Trains that run

    Sorry, I had to take that. In all seriousness, how the fuck would a train still run if there was no conductor, no electricity to power the tracks, and nobody to manage its movement along the rails? Also, most of the rails probably would've been rusted over by the time DayZ comes into play. I don't see how in hell a train would work. In a different setting, it'd be a great idea. But not in DayZ.
  2. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Trains that run

    I don't think trains have legs. So, how would they run?
  3. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    dayz is buggy

    Inb4 "Alpha so stfu" But, srs. That isn't even an excuse anymore. It's a fucking everything-proof shield. Sure, DayZ is a solid game. But, it has its faults. DayZ should just accept that not everything can be placed on its alpha status rather than just screaming "ALPHA!" Nether never did that. And it's already out of Beta, and Alpha. But, hey. DayZ's fun if you get around the glitches and bugs up the ass. Certainly better than Destiny...
  4. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Loot spawns - anyone else frustrated?

    New loot system? Great. Another way to make anyone except the hardcore players not ever find anything.
  5. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    The 22 rifle

    Or, you can just use an axe.
  6. In that case, he jumped to conclusions, so he is stoopid.
  7. Gotta love them assholes.
  8. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    A temporary rage stopper. Increase fall required to die.

    My biggest enemy is not getting my weapon out when a zombie finds me crawling around. Or picking berries. I did a bit of an experiment, and picking apples/berries has a louder zombie attraction rating that a Mosin shot. Go figure.
  9. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Careless bambi

    best guy 2014
  10. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    The "ruined" status must go.

    Your puns are a bit DAMAGED
  11. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    New Ammo Request: 8mm

    I'd love to see a few more bolt action rifles as well. If you're going to go for these kinds of weapons, it's possible a few M1903 Springfield rifles could've sprung up in Chernarus because of the first World War. It would be great to murder bandits with my favorite bolt action rifle of all time.
  12. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    To the dude at airfield tent city up there....

    You write like a 13 year old girl talking to her boyfriend or something. "OMG!" and "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"... Christ. So, you're going to verbally victimize them? You're putting yourself on some moral high ground here.
  13. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    How do you bandit?

    Being a hero is harder than being a KOS "bandit", but just slightly more difficult than being a true bandit. I've played both, and having rarely killed anyone, I'm surprised how fun it is. People generally gave me a positive response, and anyone who insulted me got shot in the face. I call that a win-win.
  14. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Lets discuss misclick experiences

    Since the image posting is fucking broken, here I go fuck
  15. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    DayZ Experimental - Episode 3 - Don't Trust Australians

    The Aussies are cool though Zero Punctuation, mate.
  16. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Lets discuss misclick experiences

    I swear to god, if a bandit posts "I accidently shot someone. But it wasn't on accident", I am going to flip shit.
  17. Or you could just shoot them...
  18. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    pookie was bad now is good person

    I could tell he wasn't native, and it was well written. He's definitely humorous.
  19. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    pookie was bad now is good person

    my eyes my eyes my leg But, this was funny to read, and it's a decent story. Other than the grammar that resembles a 3rd grader bingeing on chocolate, it's well written.
  20. You see, this is the type of person I hate on the forums. The person who says anyone who plays DayZ casually can go suck on a salty sausage. DayZ is meant to be played many different ways, not just hardcore. There are first person servers for a reason, kiddo.
  21. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Do you carry a handgun when you have an automatic rifle?

    Depends on me weapon. If I have a CQC rifle such as an AK variant or the fabled M4, I'll grab a Longhorn/.357. If I am using a rifle weapon such as an SKS, Mosin, Blaze etc, I use a M1911. I fucking love shooting the M1911 IRL, so why not use it in Daisy?
  22. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    How was your Day(Z)?

    Traded with 4 people, knocked out one bandit, put him in bright pink clothing, handcuffed and left in the middle of Balota, and healed a chump who got shot. woo woo
  23. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Small Arms stores, and things to add.

    The fact that people will automatically assume you hate the game if you post criticisms and do not specifically list that you support the alpha makes me want to hang myself.
  24. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Permadeath losing it's edge

    It's hard to be immersed when you move like a sack of autistic bricks riding an elephant but it's still immersive for the most part.
  25. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    So M1 Garand has been confirmend...

    If you have a high ping, will it take longer to reload?
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