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Everything posted by The Aquatic Land Walrus
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Sorry, I had to take that. In all seriousness, how the fuck would a train still run if there was no conductor, no electricity to power the tracks, and nobody to manage its movement along the rails? Also, most of the rails probably would've been rusted over by the time DayZ comes into play. I don't see how in hell a train would work. In a different setting, it'd be a great idea. But not in DayZ.
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I don't think trains have legs. So, how would they run?
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Inb4 "Alpha so stfu" But, srs. That isn't even an excuse anymore. It's a fucking everything-proof shield. Sure, DayZ is a solid game. But, it has its faults. DayZ should just accept that not everything can be placed on its alpha status rather than just screaming "ALPHA!" Nether never did that. And it's already out of Beta, and Alpha. But, hey. DayZ's fun if you get around the glitches and bugs up the ass. Certainly better than Destiny...
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Loot spawns - anyone else frustrated?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to johnny0964 (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
New loot system? Great. Another way to make anyone except the hardcore players not ever find anything. -
Or, you can just use an axe.
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Helping out Vybor spawns -- few mis clicks and ended up dead.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to yazar8's topic in New Player Discussion
In that case, he jumped to conclusions, so he is stoopid. -
Helping out Vybor spawns -- few mis clicks and ended up dead.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to yazar8's topic in New Player Discussion
Gotta love them assholes. -
A temporary rage stopper. Increase fall required to die.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to KiskilleAcronym's topic in Suggestions
My biggest enemy is not getting my weapon out when a zombie finds me crawling around. Or picking berries. I did a bit of an experiment, and picking apples/berries has a louder zombie attraction rating that a Mosin shot. Go figure. -
best guy 2014
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The "ruined" status must go.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Your puns are a bit DAMAGED -
I'd love to see a few more bolt action rifles as well. If you're going to go for these kinds of weapons, it's possible a few M1903 Springfield rifles could've sprung up in Chernarus because of the first World War. It would be great to murder bandits with my favorite bolt action rifle of all time.
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To the dude at airfield tent city up there....
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Parazight's topic in New Player Discussion
You write like a 13 year old girl talking to her boyfriend or something. "OMG!" and "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"... Christ. So, you're going to verbally victimize them? You're putting yourself on some moral high ground here. -
Being a hero is harder than being a KOS "bandit", but just slightly more difficult than being a true bandit. I've played both, and having rarely killed anyone, I'm surprised how fun it is. People generally gave me a positive response, and anyone who insulted me got shot in the face. I call that a win-win.
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Lets discuss misclick experiences
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Lehfeels's topic in New Player Discussion
Since the image posting is fucking broken, here I go fuck -
DayZ Experimental - Episode 3 - Don't Trust Australians
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to ForsakenSpirit (DayZ)'s topic in Gallery
The Aussies are cool though Zero Punctuation, mate. -
Lets discuss misclick experiences
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Lehfeels's topic in New Player Discussion
I swear to god, if a bandit posts "I accidently shot someone. But it wasn't on accident", I am going to flip shit. -
Will we ever be able to sneak up on someone and take stuff from their backpack?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Xenolian's topic in General Discussion
Or you could just shoot them... -
pookie was bad now is good person
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Shrub Rocketeer ™'s topic in General Discussion
I could tell he wasn't native, and it was well written. He's definitely humorous. -
pookie was bad now is good person
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Shrub Rocketeer ™'s topic in General Discussion
my eyes my eyes my leg But, this was funny to read, and it's a decent story. Other than the grammar that resembles a 3rd grader bingeing on chocolate, it's well written. -
Third Person View should be Over-the-Shoulder, NOT a bird's eye view.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Rags!'s topic in General Discussion
You see, this is the type of person I hate on the forums. The person who says anyone who plays DayZ casually can go suck on a salty sausage. DayZ is meant to be played many different ways, not just hardcore. There are first person servers for a reason, kiddo. -
Do you carry a handgun when you have an automatic rifle?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to roguetrooper's topic in General Discussion
Depends on me weapon. If I have a CQC rifle such as an AK variant or the fabled M4, I'll grab a Longhorn/.357. If I am using a rifle weapon such as an SKS, Mosin, Blaze etc, I use a M1911. I fucking love shooting the M1911 IRL, so why not use it in Daisy? -
How was your Day(Z)?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to shutupwalter's topic in New Player Discussion
Traded with 4 people, knocked out one bandit, put him in bright pink clothing, handcuffed and left in the middle of Balota, and healed a chump who got shot. woo woo -
Small Arms stores, and things to add.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to hitman91's topic in Suggestions
The fact that people will automatically assume you hate the game if you post criticisms and do not specifically list that you support the alpha makes me want to hang myself. -
Permadeath losing it's edge
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Dagwood's topic in General Discussion
It's hard to be immersed when you move like a sack of autistic bricks riding an elephant but it's still immersive for the most part. -
So M1 Garand has been confirmend...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to matus101's topic in Suggestions
If you have a high ping, will it take longer to reload?