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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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CROIKEH Oh. Wrong accent.
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He doesn't just LOVE this shotgun, he flipping loves it. As in, it flips for him like a doggie :)
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I always have a soundclip from SAW ready to play in my background. If I run into one of these guys, I blast them in the knee and tie them up. Then, I trap them in the tallest building I can find and attract zombies. Hilarity ensues. If I'm feeling like a real asshole, I bring them to a forest, THEN shoot their legs and let them crawl.
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Saw this, thought of you, DayZ...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Saber1's topic in General Discussion
Damn, that looks really realistic. What graphical engine is that? oh. -
step one: tape grass to your stomach enjoy the ghillie suit
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erm wot
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★ [81st Ranger Company] ★ [Recruiting EU/NA] 15+ All are welcome! [Hero]
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Dealen's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
The OP looked like you did demand members to be serious IMO. I agree with you on the other points. I'm just used to people saying "Age is maturity etc. etc." or "I hate their voices" Thanks for being mature about it, unlike some others. -
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The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Dealen's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
You didn't ask for my opinion? By your definition, I never asked for your opinion. You just ruined your own argument. Also, my grammar there was perfectly fine. Spellcheck, dictionary, common sense all agree with me. Especially when you misspell "which" Besides... If you didn't ask for my opinion, why do you spoon-feed me yours? I like OP's response more. -
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The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Dealen's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
I find a sort of irony in you demanding maturity but having the grammatical skills of a 14 year old. -
Is your name Patrick, and are you a pink star? btw, ^
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Open can of beans with....what?!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Whyherro123's topic in General Discussion
I opened my can of beans with a backpack once. 3% of beans left... In my shirt... -
Have fun losing firing pins in your pack, m8.
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SA Nonracist Nonsexist group?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Mr. Will's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Welcome to the internet, I guess. Tolerance is a funny thing, is it not? -
I created a DayZ trading platform
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to tills13's topic in General Discussion
This won't work like TF2Outpost, as you can't bop a guy across the bonce and steal his shit in TF2. I wish it will work, I hope it will work, but I doubt it will work. Pretty damn organized though. -
Odd, because it seems that fan-requested things are added quite a lot for a dictatorship. Didn't know Kim Jong Un listened to the people :) metaphors oh my
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If Obama thinks that doubling taxes is fine, but none of the other politicians, citizens or other members of the US o A agree with him, the policy is bound to be fucked over. Advanced metaphor for you. Unless, of course, you think that DayZ is essentially a dictatorship.
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You simply didn't make it clear. You think it's fine, me and most of the people I know think it's way too dark. Just leave it at that, please? Too many argument with stubborn people lately. Not in the mood for one.
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I could say the same for you. As in, does it matter?
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Protip: DayZ's darkness is about 193% darker than IRL darkness. At least that's what it seems like. It's much darker than it would normally be, and I'd know. Going camping in the middle of the woods of fucking Texas, where there's no light radiation at all really shows darkness.
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For those of you that have lost faith in DayZ...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to pabloottawa's topic in General Discussion
btw I like DayZ, but it has problems. Can you not accept that it is anything from GOTY 2014 without trying to fucking crucify me? -
For those of you that have lost faith in DayZ...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to pabloottawa's topic in General Discussion
Want some constructive feedback with that fangasm? Sure. Zombie AI could use a touchup Guns feel a bit clunky Movement is painful to watch in 1st person My point is, it's released as GAME. Whether or not it's an alpha doesn't matter, as it is still a GAME. It is a motherfucking game, despite its stage. And, if the game is lacking, it's a lacking game. Alpha or not. It's like fanboyism is a shield to logic. I miss the DayZ mod community... -
Don't answer the door when you are playing Dayz
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Sistinas1973's topic in General Discussion
I was on a server all by myself. I turn around, take a sip of my drink, turn back around, "You are dead" I didn't know heart attacks existed .-. -
Anyone excited for the .357 Lever action?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Whyherro123's topic in General Discussion
I'm just waiting for a Muzzleloader or Breech-loader. -
conspiracy: all of the lefties are the zombies that explains why they attack like a fucking rabid moose
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Looks like this thread got LEFT in the dust hee hee