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The Aquatic Land Walrus

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  1. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    My First Ghille Suit Kill

    You scum. I hope i never play on servers with ANY people like you.
  2. Another sad attempt at forming bandits together. what makes a bandit a bandit is having no trust. You can't put a male and a female in a cage and not expect a reaction. You can't put two bandits together and not expect a reaction. It won't work. If you want to try, you will be on my hit list, Sad, Sad piece of work.
  3. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    bandit beginner

    You just got one more on the hero side. Looking for someone who won't shoot me on sight so i can give him some shit.
  4. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    30 Coyote backpacks or log jitters?

    I had a similar encounter. I was looting cherno, and found a tent with four mountain dews. I drank them all. Hacked soda is tasty.
  5. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Should I player hunt during day, or night with this setup?

    I personally HATE player hunters like you, but at least you loot the bodies. I recommend with your load out sniping at night. Find a good spot you think would counter the snipers you stick out to. Call your shots, and count them out. Hide in the place people are most oblivious to, like outside the city in a bush. And finally, and most importantly; DONT DONT DOOOOOONUT Kill ME.
  6. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    How did your most recent character die?

    I had a hatchet, i found in kamenka. I thought it would do wonders for me, but an aimbotting AS50 fag told me better.
  7. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    So you died? What's your routine after respawning?

    1:Ok. First, i head to balota, and hit up the deer stands. Then i go to cherno Next, i hit up the supermarket for food, maps, backpacks etc. After that, i 2: Go to the firehouse. 3:Go to the church 4: Go to the medical camp or hospital 5: Go to the red brick building, then the pub 6: Swing back around to the supermarket, and leave cherno. Walk up north looking for game trails, and use that. My loadout for supplies: 3 cans of food if hunting goes badly. 3 canteens of water. 1 Heat pack. 3 morphine needles. 2 Blood bags. 5 Bandages. A gun, 2-5 mags, a sidearm with 2-4 mags, and a hatchet. EXACTLY what i try to do. Keep in mind this is with an ALICE pack. Anything less, you should cut down on bandages, morphine, and blood bags.
  8. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    WTF Has become of this game?

    Also, I personally would rather be the victim, than the killer. ANY TIME someone sees me and DOESNT shoot on sight, i will give them some food, medical supplies, ammo, and a canteen of water, then leave.
  9. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    WTF Has become of this game?

    What ever you say, bill gates.
  10. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Are you a bandit, Hero or Survivor?

    Hero in training. The SECOND i find someone who won't shoot on sight, i will give them gear, food, medical assistance, all that. That is the problem. Nobody lets anyone approach you.
  11. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Can it be done!

    That's why i hate the AS50. It makes banditry rigged. You hardly have to try to live with that. I hate banditry in general, but i despise more than anything; This, and the stereotype: No friendlies in cherno. Then why am i there?
  12. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Bounty Hunt. FOR ME

    Oh yeah? I have four. Looted them in a tent.
  13. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Hiding tents

    I found a tent in the middle of cherno. 4 mountain dews. Say goodbye to dignity.
  14. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Clan/Group starting

    I need a small group like yours. Here is an official description of me: Skype: Kevin Banner (Nickname: Arcralf) In-game name: Kevin Experience: About a month PvP experience: VERY low. I tend to avoid others, but will group up. Map knowledge: Almost ALL of the south, not much for the north. I'll see you kicking ass, and chewing bubblegum.
  15. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    How many slots do weapons take up in the backpack?

    DAMNIT I had 11 slots open, put in my newly found AKM, and it was discarded. FUCK THE WORLD
  16. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Need Medical Assistance? We can help.

    I would LOVE to join you. Currently, i am starving to death, and on low populated servers. All i have is spare mags. If you give me the server you go on, and tell me how to get to it using DayZ commander, i will join you.
  17. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    CTH - Creating the Horror - Bandit Clan

    Gah. I can't take this anymore. Bandits forming together to cause havoc for ENJOYMENT. I like seeing small groups of bandits coming together to live, but once they get that feeling they want to ruin other people's hard work, and go into griefing, that kills me.
  18. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Reddit Rescue Force Gets Royally Served

    I just hope i NEVER meet you, or any of your friends on a server. I understand banditry logic. Not when they slaughter to have fun. Banditry was made to survive. You shouldn't be going around killing, and laughing. That is just demonic. This is why i play on low-populated servers. Some day. Some day i will find your base, and unless a barrage of grenades. Until then, i will remain passive.
  19. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    THE MOST PATHETIC CLAN ATTACK ATTEMPT EVER!

    I have a VERY cautious nature. But, after weeks of mental training, i now only abort when a hacker /thunderdomes me. I'm too passive for killing. I know some day a sniper will kill me, with my undeserved ALICE pack.
  20. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    The Coalition - Changing the Culture of DayZ

    I would be interested in joining this large group. Currently, i don't have a clan, and operate as a friendly lone wolf. I had plans to, once i get a gun, set out to try and find people to give loot to. This seems perfect for me. Is there a way to apply for a person without a clan?
  21. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    A Threat To Banditry Itself, And A Solution.

    You dirty piece of scum make me sick. Destroying hard work for your entertainment. Banditry should be to live, not to grief.
  22. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Never trust a N00b

    Congratulations. You have 42 cans of beans.
  23. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Another tale of Noobish Triumph

    I'm the exact opposite. Once i find some food, and a decent firearm, i will travel the world, delivering cooked meat, and soda. I'm too lucky. I found a ALICE pack in kamenka. I deserve to die.
  24. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Trading outpost

    You seem like a mass-buisness. I won't trade with you. I prefer small, organized groups. Not you mass-traders.
  25. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    How to put items inside the backpack?

    FILE NOT FOUND DAMNIT
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