The Aquatic Land Walrus

Tell that to me...

I had an encounter with a hacker, and friendly bandits? So i had just spawned in, and was starving to death. I was just then teleported into a massacre. I duck to prone, but soon realise it was over. A clan of BANDITS has killed them. They gave me food, water and let me go. I left 5 hours later... Came back, instantkilled on spawn, because i was in the "Wilderness" Aka debug area. :c

I used to share beans like you... But then i took a door to the knee.

That happened to me a lot... I was in cherno, looting. I get to the church, and get disconnected for high ping. I spawn back in kamenka. :c

Reminds me of an indie game, towns. A random horde of living slimes, or raving hellhounds would spawn every once in a while. This is a good idea. Zombies ALWAYS respawn next to me. Instead of "Hordes", there should be "Outbreaks", and zombie groups/squads. Outbreak: In any MAJOR town, at any time, an outbreak will spawn, and all dead bodies will spawn 50 zombies per body, 100 if it is a human. (Dont ask me why.) Also a base of at least 50 would spawn. This would be in the costal cities, berezino, zeleno, NW airfield, etc. Zombie pack: 1-5, 6-10 zombies. They spawn randomly inside costal towns, etc., and have the ability to wander about 100 feet from a survivor/city. Zombie squad: 10-25 zombies. They spawn uncommonly inside the major costal cities, and semi-commonly inside a standard city, like zelenogorsk. They can wander about 250 feet from a city/town, and 300 from a survivor. Zombie group:25-50, 50-100 zombies They ONLY spawn during a outbreak, and ONLY in major cities/landmarks. They can wander as far as they want, and dont give a flying fuck. This is my idea. Also, zombies could spawn alone, and group together to form these groups. Grouped zombies cant wander 50+ feet away from each other. Finally, any zombie in a group wont respawn until the WHOLE group is taken out, and will usually respawn in a low-populated area. Also, zombies could spawn in an area without survivors. This could lead to encountering a large zombie sqad in kamenka, but suck the fuck up and run through that red brick building. This is my idea. Critisim is encouraged.

Making food be more rare would help in a few ways. One: Make hunting more neccesary. Two: Encourage trade. Abanditry. :c. Also, rocket was planning on adding more realisim to the game (Heatstroke, poisons and wound infections, gauze etc). Your point is valid. I have the following:Winchester, revolver, all tools but the toolbox and GPS, and just about all the food and water and ammo i could need. I always have 4 mags for my guns. If not, i find some I dont know about things like the STANG rounds and the AKM rounds, but the pellets and slugs are THE most common thing to be found, besides trash, and should be lessened to become a 25% chance for 2 rounds, 15% chance for 8, 10% chance for 15.

The idea rocket is merging all the servers together to a few with 200 or so people scares the living shit out of me. I run into people on 8 player servers. It will be HELL in 200 player servers. Is there a way to protest? I mean, seriously. You want high player servers, go look for one. You shouldn't be required to be on one.

I have a window 7 craptop, and a complaint. I installed sixinstaller, and all it gave me was some "Iminent" file with about 5 viruses on it. Now everything is fucked up, and i cant delete it. I can still play most things, though. Back on topic, i only get artifacting glitches on the all-night servers, and an occasional low-player server. It isnt the graphics card. It's the servers, or your client.

No proof, and a new account. Suspicion, suspicion...

Noob question intact: How do you put down the "Motto" At the bottom of your post?

Then if you aborted in their calculation state, they would become passive again. Most likely, also teleport back to spawn. Good idea, though.

If you want hats added.... Tell DayZ to merge with TF2.

I know why you didn't get any loot. You forgot to reload your axe.

You'd think that someone with 167 posts wouldn't argue with a valid argument, on such pointless grounds.

So they can keep their sexy lid, their rapid-fire rocket launching AS50 of doom, and to piss short-tempered bandits like you off.

So i started a meme. "Gooby pls" Came from a blockland server, where i befriended a admin, and was called "Gooby" In return. I am kredit to meem!

You should WARN them, not ban them. Half the time it is a noob like me who says "Score." And walks away.

That is THE most overpowered thing i have seen since the rapid-fire rocket launching AS50 of doom. Make it a tazer. Inefficient, and runs on somewhat rare rounds found in military camps, occasionally on military zombies, and always in heli crashes. It would have 5M range, and can stun the enemy for about 5 seconds. It would be a decent tag-team, because one person could stun a bandit, and the other blow his head off with the rapid-fire rocket launching AS50 of doom. It would be a surprise weapon.

If i was there, it would be a coincidence. EVERYTHING that happens when i am nearby eventually proves coincidental.

Give me the link. I will post it all over the interwebz.

Noob question inbound: How do you set that quote at the bottom of your post?

When you rob a bank, and the police come. Before they arrest you, you try to Alt+F4. When you ask your mom if she is friendly. When you walk down the stairs, and expect your legs to break. When you find the mountain dew aisle, you yell: HACKERS!

When you see someone in the distance, and try to zoom in.

You know you are playing too much DayZ if: You call your friend a hacker, because he found a can of mountain dew in the soda aisle. You see a islamic person, and think: BANDIT! You carry a gun to the hospital.

Went into kamenka, and found an ALICE pack. Went into Cherno, and found 3 ALICE packs in the market Went to a different building, and found an ALICE pack. Went to the fire station, found NOTHING. >.>