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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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Banned as soon as i die
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to fullyloaded's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
The god of doors didn't like you. -
And bunnies. Dont forget the bunnies. They haunt me.
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This would be a bit hard to navigate. I dont like this...
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HG - Hired Guns
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to disastersoldier's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Uh oh. I think someone soiled diaper. -
We have a noob friendly server!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to zombietampons's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Sounds gud. I will be over there. Name: Kevin Status: Being friendly. Setting up "Bambi tents" on the coast so newspawns have items. -
Your Final Words Before Death
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to CF Donuts's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, off to visit your mother! -
What is the song? :3
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lf bandits to play with
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Apocrypha8's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Mind=Boom. -
To the server hoppers that my friend killed one of you and who killed me
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to GeneralTao's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I would agree with you, but i couldnt read ANYTHING you said. -
I've murdered 110 people, I'm still alive, and i'm coming for your beans...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Xiroth's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you don't get banned for CLing. I know people who do it ALL THE TIME. No ban. He probably was camping. Vid pls. -
DayZ Standalone Confirmed
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to griffinz's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
So, a laggy computer sandbox game (That is addictive) will cost more than an overpriced, overhyped CoD midnight release game? Yeah. Nobody will buy it at that price. -
Clearing the rooftops in cherno
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to grandblaarg's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Bitch please. He kills the snipers to protect the bambi. You communist scum. -
Experienced survivors (?)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Raventhorn's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
The idea overall is good, but unrealistic. An idea: After eating 50 cans, you gain an additional 150 blood out of canned goods. Same for cooked meat. -
So i had a bush stalk me...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to soulessfaith's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It was a bush wookie! -
dont know how i pulled this off
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Darkurthe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Achievement or not, you broke my eyes. Here is my medical bill... -
OUCH...sorry bro
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Scopeshot's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm the opposite. If anyone EVER runs up to me and is actually friendly (Doesnt shoot on sight, as i only have a winchster), i will pitch a tent ANYWHERE they want and fill it up with gear. I am currently helping coastal cuties by setting up gear tents on the coast. -
Hello. I just found my first camping tent, and i am looking for a good place to stash it with supplies. What i plan to do is plant it near the coast, and put some basic gear inside. What kind of server should i put it on, and in what location?
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Ameteur Assistance
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to The Aquatic Land Walrus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
None of you understand. I want the coastal cuties to see it, take all it's gear, and leave happy. -
Abandoned camps with lots of weapons and other items
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Bagz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I only gave you my beans because you have 444 posts, and that is my second favorite number. -
How much is 2 Mountain Dews worth?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Gooner205's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This isnt TF2. Things aren't high priced when they are a rare version of an un-useful item, like soda. Good to start, not for long. -
Bandit Diaires CANCELLED
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to rhinocrunch's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
CRY MOAR BIIIIIITCH! I WILL BEAT THE DARKNESS! WITH MY FLASHLIGHT! -
Bandit Diaires CANCELLED
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to rhinocrunch's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This is my first "Heroic" action: I just found a tent. I stuffed it with basic gear, food, what have you. Now i will plant it on the coast for newbies to enjoy. -
Karma charger getted you.
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My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You deserve to live along with the Op, a life without beans. -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I used to hate school plays like you...But then i found out i hate school plays...
