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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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Your picture scared me too much. I didn't read the topic. Is it about fences?
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Yeah. Post your stories here. I want to lol. Here's my friends, from his perspective: "I had just went into an office building, looking for sodas. I decide to open a door, eventually leading my to death, and corruption by the infection. I gently push the lever down, but once i open the door, bam. I am sent FLYING. When i finally wake up, i find myself half-submerged into a wall. Most likely the supermarket. My gear is intact. But... A can of mountain dew is RIGHT above me, taunting me. So to say, door teleports him into a wall, mountain dew above him. Karma, anyone?
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To those who look down on bandits/pvp...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to daspope's topic in New Player Discussion
I'll go for a good murder once in a while. It isn't banditry. It's survival. This is my list of douche bandits: Tries to ruin an attempt at locking down a city, or making a medical camp Spawnkilling bandits "Campfire" bandits (Lock down NW airfield, kill all in sight) All i can say. -
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Keeping a town on [Lockdown]
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Watch out, we got a badass here.People like you make me vomit out my stomach, through my asshole. Douche pickle. -
Keeping a town on [Lockdown]
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Go away.We don't want you here. -
Man Vs Door
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to The Aquatic Land Walrus's topic in New Player Discussion
I dont understand ANYTHING you are saying.Hate comment or not? -
Man Vs Door
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to The Aquatic Land Walrus's topic in New Player Discussion
This seems more like a door survival game than a pvp game... -
Trading weapons & UAZ/Bike for Helicopter.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to (BF) Dr malta1's topic in Trading
Hackers you say? Hit em with the bannerhammer. -
Man Vs Door
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to The Aquatic Land Walrus's topic in New Player Discussion
Dat ninja. -
I once found zombies are the protecter of lives. I was in cherno, completely unarmed. A guy emerges out of a building, leroy enfield in hand. He lines up the shot, boom. I expect to drop. Nope. I had aggroed a zombie, and he came running for me. The second he took the shot, the zombie was right in the way. Zombie is dropped, i bolt around the corner. He comes around looking for me, i evade with my ninja skills. All in all, zombies are friends, not food.
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Your First Betrayal
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to chernojourno's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I try to be friendly. Never works. The ONLY thing i can do, is put up resupply tents on the coast. I walk up to somebody, not even with a backpack. He pulls out his leroy enfield, and takes the headshot. I had been sprinting, so a zombie aggroed me. The zombie GETS IN THE WAY of the shot, and it kills the zombie. Not me. I bolt around the corner, and he passes by. Zombies are meant to help, not kill. -
The enraged cry of a man killed in church.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to 07ron's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
God i hate bandits. -18 beans. -
Killed by a Hacker.. again
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to phv11's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Wrong place. That was supposed to be a picture of justin bieber. -
Sabotage, for the more sinister minded.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Riem's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Like "SideSwipe" once said "Realism is Important, but too much could be too challenging or complicated". But i would LOVE to see somebody's hard-earned ATV go flying off of a cliff into the ocean. -
You cant be global banned, but you could possibly be banned from the server. Unlikely, unless you have a hacked weapon, like the AS50 TWS.
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Trading Morphine for M9 Silenced..In desperate need (broken bone)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to BryanDB91's topic in Trading
1 post. Suspicious. -
AK-47 Crowbar merge
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to SilentShadow (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
It's a BAR gun. (You can laugh now) -
The times were you just don't give a fuck.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Who are Pink Fly-RAtatAATAATAATATAATATATAT -
Trust nobody! Not even on a non - pvp server!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Will Smith's topic in New Player Discussion
I found a server that bans for a week if they see you kill someone. It even has bots installed to enforce it. So boring. -
Other Players = Unplayable FPS
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to myskaal's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Same. I have to look straight down to move. -
Globaly Banned.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to theforkofyork's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
1 Post. Suspicious. -
haha lets see how long i can survive! [TRADE!!] Need mountain dew
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Man vs Wild's topic in Trading
I found 4 in a tent. I drank them all. I was tired about 5 hours later, so i aborted. About 10 seconds later, the server was nuked. ... -
How many hackers nowadays
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Scarlet_Blade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
How many hackers on DayZ: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
