The Aquatic Land Walrus

Haven't seen any *NEWSPAWN! killers in my DayZ romps.

I stopped at Guglovo earlier today, and found a V3S with full gas at a barn. I was so happy '^'

>inb4 "IS NOT COD" Seriously, I do think there should be a designated long range rifle. With the Mosin being better at long/medium-long ranges (Provided you have the scope) and the AK series outclassing it in every other range, it'd be rather cool to have a designated long range sniper rifle like the.. pause for effect... .30-06! I love that caliber, and I love the M1903 Springfield. A lot.

I really want to be like you. A lot. Maybe we could work together some time?

Yeah! Fuck those guys who don't like causing others to waste hours of their time. Assholes only on the Apocalypse Train.

A guy using the term "Bambi" and the term "Squeaker" without a single shred of irony. you just broke my annoyometer.

pics/vid or don't believe

How to open can with knife. No problem. Step one: Put can on flat surface, or hold in hand if you like danger :) Step two: Stab the top of the can. Step three: Spin the knife Step four: Enjoy the chronic flatulence. Only takes me five to ten seconds, and I love doing that on campouts. get on my level

DayZ commander is gone now? Aww, that sucks. I miss that.

I play FPS games all the time. The only problem is that you don't lose 2 hours when you snipe a guy.

I just raided the military base near Stary about 5 mins from server restart. I saw an AK and an AK mag and picked it up. Turned out that the mag didn't fit the gun. I lost my mosin with a pristine long range scope because it restarted shortly after. Know what I found when I logged back in? Mosin ammo. I don't even have a mag for my AK ;_; I have one for an AKM though if I get lucky enough to find one.

I think an apocalypse game without zombies is more original than one with them. It'd be interesting to play a game so unfairly tough that you need to work together. But, firstly, that'd suck ass. And secondly, we have Dark Souls already.

I want to be like you so much .-. I've started rolling with a friend in a PVP private hive. No kills yet, but I think I'm catching on.

I felt like having the best loot was the point of DayZ. I loved to head into a town, loot it up and check my bounty. It was just extremely satisfying to know that I had garnered a supply of great items and weapons. Still having trouble not being attached to my gear ;_;

shit, I forgot. You need a tripod. Or, you can get 8 stones.

nighttime servers with 0 players ;_;

It's plenty avoidable if you were as attached to your gear as I was. I thought my Winchester and revolver were sacred. I literally never left the coast until 2013. It was a great experience.

I'm a superstitious person. One time, back when I was less tolerant towards others, I called someone a (slang term for homosexual) (bundle of sticks). My computer got a virus the next day. This is true, but I just can't shake the feeling that I caused someone to at least sigh in annoyance. I know what it's like to die where you had no control over it (except not going afk in the most popular city in the most popular building, but I digress), and it's a painful experience. thx tho matey. I think I might look into joining a clan soon.

He was probably checking a guide, or went off to piss. Considering he had extremely rare camo gear I've never even heard of, and looked to be trying to make a ghillie suit (He had netting on him), Iunno.

When I got the game, I'd never played anything remotely realistic. I always played on low-pop servers, or friendly servers. I was a pussy, in your language. I'm finally learning the ropes on murder 101 with my friend, because it looks way more interesting. I think the reason I never moved past pussy mode was because of my mindset in these kinds of games. I want to hoard, hoard, hoard all the good loot just for the sake of having it. I'd look at my inventory, mesmerized with pride at my new-found Mosin with a PU scope on it. It made me happy. Getting past the "Don't get attached to your gear" part of the game is one of the hardest things I've ever done, because it's literally a U-turn from the mindset I've had since I started gaming. (The "Will I need it later" mindset is a partial annoyance, too.)

It's been 4 fucking years though. Also, I'm naturally a pacifist. I hate causing others grief.

Mature doesn't equal older. I fucking hate any group that assumes that.

Frying pan won't cook it for some reason, but cooking pots will work.

I spawn in. Since I'm on a new computer, I had to change my keys. I accidently press G, throw my pitchfork and get stuck in a wall. The best part? The next six servers I tried to join gave me an infinite "Please Wait" screen Then, I uninstalled DayZ. I'll try again tomorrow.

I thought you had to be patient IN-GAME. At least you're playing the game, then. weakass excuse 0/10