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The Aquatic Land Walrus

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  1. 1 post. Why is it that everyone who is saying good things about these servers have ONE post? It makes me more suspicious than when there is strange hair in my steak while I am checking out of a store...
  2. 1 post. Can't tell if legit, or fake upvote account... The piss poor grammar speaks for itself too.
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    Youtube + Dayz + you = you in my Youtube Dayz videos

    Posting this an a new account? Hmm. I'll think about it.
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    How I became a bandit.

    I guess I'm still part of the 1% of heroes.
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    How to make a Huey unflyable... srsly, how?

    How to make it unflyable? assplode it.
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    Zombie speed?

    Instead of zombies running/walking inside, I suggest 50% runspeed.
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    Bizarro Servers of DayZ

    I personally don't mind servers like this. I go on a lot of servers that just have things like a few more vehicles, or a set of 2 barracks are berezino though. These servers are good to go on in order to practice PVP, or avoiding enemies.
  8. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Help?

    Try using DayZ commander. This same thing happened to me. Commander works like a damn charm.
  9. One does not simply bump a post for a third of their post count.
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    How to Rob Someone the CLASSIC way

    How to rob, according to most of the bandits in DayZ. Step one: Find player Step two: Shoot player ENJOY YER GEAR BANDIT SCUM
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    Favorite roadtrip music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHmSb_OPmI Play this on a loop while I'm flying around. It's amazing.
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    You gotta love Starry Sobor

    I never even go to stary. I've looted it over a dozen times, and only ever found one worthy gun: M4a1 CCO.
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    This is how bandits should be.

    Too busy shooting newspawns on cherno to rob others.
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    How to make a Huey unflyable... srsly, how?

    "Shoot the driver, shoot the driver!"
  15. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Your funniest moment in DayZ

    Someone sniped me as a newspawn in cherno, so I find his location, and plant a tent on him. He turns around, and instantly flies into space faster than space core. *Worth it*
  16. Saw someone sniping newspawns in cherno, and he ended up killing me 5 minutes after I had respawned. He was one of those dicks who didn't even loot the bodies. He just made fun of the unarmed people he killed for negative reactions. So, I found his wookie spot on sniper hill, and planted a tent on his legs. I tazed him, ran away, and then his legs collided with the tent, and he was sent into space. Runon sentences ftw.
  17. Got sniped as a newspawn, and I put in one of Kratos's quotes into sidechat. "I WILL have my revenge!" 10 minutes later, I plant a tent on his cowardly sniper spot, which sends him flying into space. Lesson learned: Never snipe Cherno. Just don't.
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    AS50/M107??

    DMR got nerfed. As did the SVD, I believe.
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    AS50/M107??

    I think he means that there should be some form of rare item beyond the.... Dew.... I personally think a new sniper would be great. DMR's and SVD's get old, too. I found a lot of AS50's, but it still made my day when I found one. I agree, but, I'd say it should be a different rare sniper. That's not OP.
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    REVIVAL: Where would you like a DayZ SA map to be set?

    Any pictures of the bathroom? I just want to make sure I'm getting what I vote for.
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    Does anyone even remember what DayZ is?

    I personally don't mind the servers. I generally hop over to a 100 vehicle server or something. casual gaming ftw.
  22. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Best/Most Practical Way to Find M9SD Mags?

    kos lol
  23. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    US 617 Boston Admins Abuse Power =/

    It's a somewhat stereotypical trend. It was proven that the US has the highest rate of post-game rage in the world. Rage leads to hacks, so on and so forth.
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    funniest thing happened to me

    I don't find this funny....
  25. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    When I was a "Noob"

    I managed to CRAWL all the way up north without knowing it, and was then murdered by a hacker with an AS50 thermal. Or was it a legit weapon back then? I forget. It's been so long.
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