The Aquatic Land Walrus

In advance, sorry about the tags. I couldn't think of anything good, or mature beyond those. Childhood is striking back, it seems. So, during a situation I'd rather not detail, because of its contextual similarity, I thought to myself "Wait a second. Your character is eating tins of beans almost every 10 minutes. What happens to it all in his stomach?" So, I came to the logical conclusion: You should have to relieve yourself. It wouldn't be exposed, and you wouldn't see anything naughty. It's just be an animation or something of the likes. Eat too many beans? Gotta take a shit. Drink a giant pond full of water in 10 gulps? You'll need to piss. It would give both toilet paper and outhouses a use. If you didn't use toilet paper upon finishing doody calls (hehehehehehehehehhee), you might have a chance to contract a minor infection, or have your ass itch, or some other minor debuff to your character. Also, think of how many germs toilet seats take in over a week. Add that to the amount of germs floating around after a giant virus strikes, and remove electricity. Bam. You're gonna get typhoid if you don't lather the seat with toilet paper. Maybe it's bias, but I'd really like to see this implemented. You could shat bricks out in the woods, but you'd have an increased chance of contracting a disease. That, or a bunch of spiders would crawl into your underwear, and that wouldn't be pleasant, now would it? You'd be locked in 1st person while relieving your bladders, so someone could sneak up on you and stick an axe up your now-exposed arse. Also, it'd be hilarious to walk in on someone using the john. They'd freak out and shit everywhere, and you'd just pop them. Reminds me of Handsome Jack from Borderlands II, to be honest. It seems like something he'd do. To condense this down into a short summery, I think DayZ should have a need to relieve your bladders. It'd add to the immersion, and there would finally be a consequence for eating all those beans. EDIT- I just realized, you should be able to TP houses too. That'd be an all new adventure.

New York in a nutshell

Oh, my bad. I thought it was the standalone section. Someone said that, and I thought it was true. Now, let me get my bat. Nobody lies to me.

I mean it would be fun to throw toilet paper at houses. At least if you're under 16, of course. EDIT- since it seems I can no longer quote anything, I have no idea why, this is just a response to Inception.

Why was this moved to general discussion? It was a suggestion. I feel it should go into that topic area.

Unmute it.

I knew that response was coming. 1st person only, you sick puppy.

I'd honestly like a different kind of approach like this. Say, if a storyline is ever introduced to the game. A minor storyline, I mean. Such as outposts opening up in the wastelands and the likes. I think groups of AI survivors should repel people who have killed quite a few others, kind of like the Hero AI on those modded DayZ mod servers. Something along the lines where Heroes get an additional benefit Bandits don't, but the benefit is contextual.

I am going to set up my own cult dedicated to worshipping OrLok as the god of beans. EDIT- JESUS CHRIST IT IS ACTUALLY OUT AND I SAW THE WEBSITE THE FIRST MINUTE IT POPPED UP HOLY SHIT I AM PROUD OF MYSELF #HIPSTER I WAS PART OF THE CRASH OF BOHEMIA'S WEBSITE I AM GONNA GO KILL SOMEONE NOW BYE Re-Edit: Now that my sanity has restored, I am genuinely surprised it came out by now. I just finished downloading it. Let's see if my knowledge of DayZ mod will help me out... (I'm probably gonna get slaughtered... I suck at pvp :c)

Your signature fits that comment perfectly.

Ellis would love this game.

Gates. I hope we can still kill people with gates. I found a gate and named him Bill. We killed many bandits. But srs, probably the Winchester. And gates.

I hate that scenario.

Is there seriously a need for a double-post? Other than that, the server looks decent. I'll try to hop on soon.

Came into this thread thinking it would be a discussion of the US army branches. Boy was I wrong. <.> Which positions do you offer? Dost Thou Even DayZ? Is there one of those gosh dern age limits? You need to tell us this stuff, dingus.

Well, he decided to chase me. So, I ran through bill the gate. When he came close, I closed bill, and sent him flying right into a building. He hit the building so hard it crumbled as if it was hit by a satchel charge. Not even kidding. He became my pancake.

Which died first? You, or your virginity? You said you got raped.

Gates. I love killing people with gates. One time, I found a gate, and named him Bill. I killed a bandit with him. And then I blew him up.

Bitch, my knife has extended mags, a bipod AND a bayonet. Did I mention it has bush wookie camo?

I'd like to see if the servers would still have custom modding as they do nowadays. Because, frankly, I enjoy hopping on a 500 vehicle mass pvp server where you start with a Leroy enfield. It helps me practice my PVP skills (which still suck), and it still quite action-packed. Also, I'd like to know if they'll actually put use into the radio, such as making it an "in-game Skype", but disable outer programs from working. That could be put in as a new type of "filter" like the currently existing ones on DayZ commander.

I'm fairly sure if you did a piggyback ride like that, you'd fall flat on your ass.

Someone shot the wheel of your bike, but then combat logged? Get the fucker banned.

The difference: Arma 2 free is cheap. Idk if there's an official free version, of if you're pirating harder than Edward Kenway (teehee).

I'm kind of suspicious. With all the 1 post accounts that have an account with hacks... I'll see if I can help you out, though. because i'm nice c: You must've downloaded something for that to happen, as BE, no matter how bad it is at its job, doesn't generally random ban.

I'm a veteran of Dayz, but not the forums. >.> Played since.. well. Before it was popular, to say the least.