The Aquatic Land Walrus

I abduct people, torture them with absurd tests for SCIENCE, and them heal them. Does that make me a medic?

Your picture rustles my jimmies.

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They cheat because they want to feel superior, or enjoy a feeling of complete dominance and cannot handle losing. Or, they are "trolls" who enjoy ruining other players' fun just to feel good for themselves.

Adding a blindfold with a burlap sack and some rope would be great, too. I wish you could hogtie people with rope, and just leave them in the middle of the road. That would be downright humiliating, being stripped down to your undershirt and undergarments, blindfolded, gagged, handcuffed and hogtied in the middle of Cherno, being topped off with large portions of directly-ingested disinfectant. Jesus, how did I not get arrested by the FBI yet?

The extremely high hunger ratings are to keep the game more realistic, while taking a toll at the same time. The mod did nourishment more realistically, as you had to eat every 30-45 minutes. While it was realistic, it lost its pacing. Hunger was not a danger in the slightest if you spawned in a city, or if you found an animal. I think the new eating reqs are fitting, but they should be about ever 15-20 minutes, rather than every 10 mins. Your post was well written, thought out, and actually felt good to read. You proved quite a few points. I know the "15 second paralyze after logout" function works fairly well, as I've seen it at work in other survival games. You earn a walrus. EDIT- I doubt this carries much weight, though. nobody cares for my opinions.... :c How the fuck do I post a video? I need sad violin music in here ASAP.

Jessus, the hate. I can understand most of his insults. You just need a sense of humility, really. GG OP, and may you forever be haunted by the young lad's soft and trembling voice.

Finally. I hate tetris.

Hospitals.

Reminds me. I spawned in Novy Sobor. Anyone know why?

I find way too many can openers. In fact, I have a full backpack full of food. 3 cans of beans 2 cans of spaghetti 1 can of tuna 1 can of sardines 2 full bags of rice 2 full boxes of cereal A canteen 2 sodas 3 bananas (Fresh) 3 apples (Fresh) 1 kiwi (Fresh) Mosin with 1 bullet, and a bayonet Medkit 2 can openers. Suck it.

You shat too many bricks.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMqxVLeViiGt1WLQK-DpZa1dZm8UvhGZXPkMKvmBsDhegSrqatTw How exactly do you post the picture directly? I can't seem to post my amazing pictures of DayZ footage.

Found a guy with an M4. Ran away. The end!

I found the "first" can opener in the first house I looted last life.

"I'm holdin out for a hero!" "I'm holdin out till the end of the night! He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fieeght!" I just thought of that when I saw the title

"I'm holdin out for a hero!" "I'm holdin out till the end of the night! He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fieeght!" I just thought of that when I saw the title

The fuck is up with everyone and can openers? I find one every 10 minutes. People are treating them like the AS50s from the Mod.

It is the ghost of the accursed dew!!!!!!

I was just on a server, running around through Cherno. Suddenly, there was a MASSIVE explosion that took out the oversized hotel. Are explosives actually in the game? Because I saw a guy with a blue checked shirt and a red beanie. Don't know if it was legit. I don't have any screenshots because I ended up dying due to a physics glitch on the stairs in a firestation. Didn't know you have to walk down stairs... Go figure... Back to the topic: I didn't see the mysterious person ANYWHERE in the city, and there just so happened to be a bird following me around, to a degree. This is more a question than a hack report, but I'm just confused in general. Answers to all of this would be nice if anyone could provide. Thanks.

I like the idea of single-shot rifles, and lever actions. I'd love to see those in game.

I guess, but I saw an explosion that didn't take out any buildings too, though.

For some reason, I can't seem to favorite any servers, or even check my history. Do you know why?

I dislike killing on sight, but I never kill on sight. In an apocalypse, if you saw someone with good stuff, would you try and hold them up, or waste ammo and generate noise by shooting them?

You won't die on the first day, unless you're stupid. Have you ever noticed it is the unarmed/lightly armed that team up the most, and the well armed that kill on sight the most? A study was actually taken on this, and it showed about 10-15% of people would kill on sight, about 20% would attempt to rob, 5% would run or hide, and the rest would ask for help. Even more so if it was out of desperation. Also, your grammar hurt my eyes. You can judge someone's personality by looking at how they act. Hell, that is the MAIN way to judge someone's personality. And shooting people who are surrendering in the back only shows two behaviors. One, you're getting revenge on them, and I doubt they killed you in the first place. Two, you get your kicks out of shooting the defenseless. lrn2grammar