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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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Looks like you SPAWNED a very good debate. I'm a retard. Well, personally, I like spawning outside of towns. What I learned from Nether: Spawning in hotspots=not much well
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Did that really just happen? Am I now a inadvertent super Bandit?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to TLaw's topic in New Player Discussion
Not bad.... Not bad... You get a walrus. -
inb4reproductionjoke
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not funny enough I dominate the field of puns. offa my land scrubzilla, or pay the pun tax
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suppressors pls
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What about your right hand? hand...ist... err?
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Oh my god, YES! THIS WOULD BE SO EGGCITING!
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You have been spotted, you cannot log out
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to malicor's topic in Suggestions
What if you were with your friend, but you had to go, but your friend looked at you funny? Does that mean you have to sit there taking a virtual shit for 15 minutes or something? -
pink baseball cap undershirt underpants wrench I am master hillbilly!
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Favourite Clothing/Camo?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to [email protected]'s topic in General Discussion
Pink baseball cap Undershirt Underpants Wrench Hillbilly loadout -
Duct Tape and urination (Bear with me)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to t3h_Spades's topic in Suggestions
SyS, that doesn't seem very respectful. If you dislike his opinion, say so without mocking him. I think the duct tape would be a good idea, but I'm not so sure about urination. Being a dick doesn't help anyone. -
None violent dayz possible?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to rmc_blackcat's topic in New Player Discussion
I honestly feel that finding good loot is MUCH more fun than killing other players. -
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44769406.jpg Okay. Why the fuck can't I post a picture without needing to include the link? Whenever I select "image", it locks me in the image tab, and I have to refresh the page to get out. Why the hell does this seem to happen with anything that isn't text?
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Press Vest ONLY for Streamers and Youtubers
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to atmaca (DayZ)'s topic in Suggestions
EDIT- I suck at Multiquoting. Forgive me for looking like an idiot. Also, no offence to mods, but being a mod on the forums is basically the same as being a popular streamer, but with less public reputation. -Points eye suspiciously at RhinoCrunch- -
DONT SHOOT! I DONT EVEN HAVE PANTS!!(vid)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to campaign_junkie's topic in Gallery
I wish I could play DayZ, but for some reason, my monitor can no longer handle darkness, otherwise it completely blackscreens. -
vaccines make you stronnnnggggg
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mother fluffer. I implied that to be worse than just saying "fucker"
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Lets post some screen shots (Standalone)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to vandal gab's topic in Gallery
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSChPgzGaBZf1Cc4AZRUfWNW0qg2PPvg4w6fpeP_v5LDshjST79 I just had to. I'm sorry guys, prepare the cross and crucify me. I just love this. -
DayZ: Bandit Simulator. That's how I pronounce it, after all.
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"And guess what?" "Cat gonna survive too."
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Bought Again Still Banned...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to kortex27's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Just taking something out of a hacker box wouldn't get you banned. -
Some ideas regarding currency as food and cannibalism
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to maddcheese (DayZ)'s topic in Suggestions
I don't think cannibalism belongs in this game. You'd have to be pretty batshit insane to eat someone in a real apocalypse. Just look at chapter 2 of The Walking Dead (Steam game) -
Another good night in the woods
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Sanityy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I expected at least one masturbation joke. Forums, you've failed me. But, incredible story, you are best friendly. -
Fill one with piss, and go to work on a bandit.
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I believe that wind really has no place in here. But, your other suggestions are nice. Sniping shouldn't be a rogue tactic. You should have other people down in the fray pulling the heat off of you. If you want an accurate description of sniping, read the book "American Sniper" by Chris Kyle.
