The Aquatic Land Walrus

I'd love to see items spawning inside of the objects like fridges. But, hey. It's a step up from the DayZ mod. All of those cans of beans would only spawn on the ground. It's like my sister got to the place before I did (My sister makes a mess out of fucking ANYTHING she sees. That's why I made the joke. Inside joke.)

Odd. Try tampering around in the audio options. You might have mic receiving disabled or something. Either that, or your laptop can't handle mics. My old craptop couldn't hear mic communication because it was unfamiliar with the coding behind it.

For once, a double post is worth it. I got double the fucking water spilled on my keyboard, you dingus. (I forgot to read the warning qq)

Same as renting a car. If you rent a car for that much, and break the rules associated with the car, NO MORE CAR! It's a simple concept. While the prices are OUTRAGEOUS for how limited control you get (I suggest waiting until private hives are implemented to purchase. Those have way more value to the host), the rules should stay. The rules keep servers straight. Imagine this: No rules. Do you know how many "Friend only", "No PVP or permaban", and "Team regearing! Nobody else join or kick!" servers there would be? To sum it up, without the rules, the whole idea of public hives would be abused and exploited to shit, and loot would generally lose its value as long as you know a server host. Again, to stress my point, renting a car is the same as renting a server. They both have utilities. But, if you break the rules associated with either of them, you are at risk of losing what you paid for without refund. This is what keeps server hosts following the rules. Also, you ARE allowed to kick or ban players, you just need a reason. You can't kick/ban them on a blind assumption of hacking, or because you dislike their name, or because they killed you, or anything like that. You CAN kick/ban them if you see them teleporting around, using OBVIOUS cheats such as invincibility (Infinite Ammo cheats are not considered obvious to most) etc. Finally, I'm fairly sure Private Hives will run off of their own rules, as that's how they worked back in the mod. I think you did misunderstand, but I can see what you're trying to get at.

The stash system wouldn't work, because you could have a guy who could log in if you die, and share the "anchor". It SHOULD be that, if nobody else is online who knows the anchor when the person with the anchor "unlocked" dies, the stash would be deleted. This'd prevent another type of serverhopping. I'm surprised at how well the community here has taken it. They usually shoot down any topic about thinning down the KOS, or adding an additional value to keeping yourself alive like a heat-seeking rocket on the tail of an F-13 fighter jet. But, I agree with everything else. gg

Never... Trust... The... Roof...

Someone should edit that video, so that whenever the word "Elektro" is said, the word "Las Vegas" is heard. That would have almost the same effect, but be so much damn funnier. EDIT-The guy stealing his pants sounds like fucking Vaas from Far Cry 3. But, hey. This is something Vaas would do.

Good boy, David. <3 but srs. I really dislike servers like this. Even when I want to be a pussy hero who never KOS's, but still gets murdered.

It wouldn't be fitting, per se, but I'd love this feature. Dying 10 seconds into a life would be more entertaining, I guess.

While I agree that masks like this don't belong in a game like DayZ, other types like Ski masks do. But, hey. I like the masks.

such doge much smart

Reminds me of that one time I was bored and played BF4. In the campaign, any wall that was shot, you could walk and shoot right through. cherno'll get ya everitim

All I can say is... Fuck you. Metaphorically, of course. I hope.

What goal? The soccer goal. but srs. DayZ prides itself as being what a sandbox SHOULD be. No ending, no real story, do nearly anything you want, and bond with your character as he "levels up" with new gearsies. And then you get murdered by a ladder and do it again. qq EDIT- I suggest the devs add an ANIMATION when the ladder glitches and you fall. The ladder would fall over, crushing you. The bug is so prevalent, it's like the Outhouse from the mod. This is actually serious. It'd be hilarious climbing away from a bandit only to have him fall over and die on the latter. dooet nao

pocket tardis :D

You wrap them around your arm to make sure they touch the zawmbee wounds you have. But, hey. At least you don't inject your thumb into your arm, like you do with syringes.

Maturity/=/age Personally, I think you need a little work on your presentation. This just seems too robotic. Add some passion to it.

Batman spotted in DayZ

You could shoot your friend in the back 10 times...

flashlight. No battery. Had that stolen from me by robbers QQ

Pacifist. Sometimes, I like holding people up at gunpoint, only to give them all my stuff and suicide. The reactions are great. Also, I'm probably the only friendly armed guy you'll ever meet.

ALL OF YOUR POSTS FROM BUMPING? Jesus CHRIST, buddy. If you have to bump this many times, you shouldn't even bother on this thread. Just try again a week from now or something.

Here's a detailed explanation: Your screen loses color as a way to say you are low on health. There are quite a few ways to restore health. The main 3 being: Blood transfusions (Requires a buddy, a blood test kit, and an IV kit to administer, heals around 1/4 of your blood, or 1000 points). Saline Kit (Also needs a friend to administer. All you need is an IV kit to administer it, and it heals all of your health, or 4000 points.) Health Regen (This one is more complicated. In order to achieve the regen of 3 points per second, which I believe is the max, you must eat about 10 cans of beans, or take 1-2 nibbles out of a pack of rice. Also, you must fill your thirst meter. A good idea for this is to scavenge for about 10 cans of food, or a pack of rice/powdered milk. Eat the rice once or twice, and then spam drink from the pond 30-40 times, until it says your stomach is full. Then, check your character. A status effect should show up in white text that says "Healthy". This means you are regenerating the 3 health per sec. If you don't have a full stomach, but you are CLOSE to it, it regens slower.) Hope this was any help. If you still have questions, I can answer them. This wasn't the best walkthrough, but I haven't played in a while, so I digress.

10/10 would watch again

I attempt to make an original joke... BUT HE DOESN'T LISTEN. nor does he care :c