The Aquatic Land Walrus

Are you trying to imply that kids are the type of people that KOS without any reason? If so, you're dead wrong. 70% of the times I've been KOS'd were by people around age 16-20.

I walked all the way to Stary, and looted it up. Then, I decided to quit about a click out. So, I log off. The next day, I find I spawned all the way into Novy Sobor. Not just that, but a team of bandits were headed through, too. Had I had any ammo for my Mosin I might've fought, but I decided to bolt. Wish I could've shanked em in the back with a bayonet...

*Click click* Looks like I have some people to...... GIVE BEANS TO! :D

Play this music while watching OP's video. It is AMAZING. IMO this is the best song in any game ever.

smok wed evridey But, nice story. This game really does a great job to get the immersion flowing through you.

From a technical standpoint, you have no way to tell whether or not he was a bandit, or if it was self-defence. For all ya know, he could've been trying to get a shot off at the guy with a mosin. But, it was the right thing to do in the scenario. Considering he logged, he doesn't deserve any new gear.

Tiny Tina's naptime :D

why combat log -please fix this game wat

Just a ROUND estimate? Someone kill me. I hate my pun-reflexes.

Looks like I have a reputation for being a giant shithead with terrible jokes. Fits perfectly on me! :D *checks off the bucket list* "Have everyone know you have a terrible sense of humor."

Looks like that was a MASSive failure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTPuXNfwVc Not only is this contextual for you, but you don't need to wait to spawn in! Oh wait... you hate LOADING times. Better ditch games and read a book or something... It takes time to open a book too... I got nothing.

I have concluded from this that ruined food is infested with stinkbugs, and that's why it's ruined. But, hey. Extra protein! and extra nausea....

If they're ruined, they're in RAGged condition. I'm terrible at this...

Those assholes had nothing to lose, and had lots to gain. They were desperate. If they had a gun, I'm betting all of my beansies they would've KOS'd you.

I had one just before I found a sexy Pink beret today.

You'd like to attack him, yet you say you aren't a killer? awatdafak?

The bodies disappeared because they combat logged. I sincerely hate combat loggers like them. They shoot at you if they have the upper hand, and have no problem with looting you. But the second they lose their advantage, they log out. I was almost killed by a combat logger back in the mod. He shot at me with a Winchester, so I hid behind a house. I shot him twice in the leg with my revolver, and he combat logs. 5 minutes later, he's behind me. He ghosted in by abusing the public hive mechanics. So, as he logs in, I duck behind a wall and log out. Eventually, I log back in, and kill him as he's patrolling for me, I pop him in the head. I then logged out, for good that time. When I log back in 2 hours later out of boredom, he is raging at me over the sidechat because "I am a combat logging bastard", when I had proof he logged, but not vice versa. Combat loggers are just general pussies.

See? Some people are friendly. You just gotta trust them, and see what's in STORE jesus christ that was bad.

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Maybe every character lifted 70LB weights every day since birth. That'd explain the gun noises. They broke the wall.

My strategy before the updates: Spawn in cherno Get 3 cans of noms and an axe. Go to stary My strategy AFTER the updates: Spawn in Solnichniy Get 2 cans of noms and an axe Go to stary Point aside, I haven't seen much of a drop in rarity. Sure, I only find a Magnum in barracks rather than 2 M4A1s and an SKS, but what fun would heading to balota, and instantly having the best item in the game be? In reality, if there was a zombie apocalypse, you wouldn't find guns everywhere.

I will rip his intestines out of his stomach, and string them around my birthday party as a decoration. Then, I will remove your rectum, and use it as a straw. For instant chocolate milkshakes! :D

The SKS is basically a Mosin, but Semi-Auto. It's a decent counterpart to the M4 with more range, the ability to use telescopic scopes (Fairly sure), and higher stopping power. It's a good gun, but only at medium range. It is outshown by even the Magnum up close.

So, I was looting the Military base near Stary, and I see this guy. Green beret, FNX, hunting pack, and fully decked out in clothing. I had the first Magnum I had ever gotten, a Mosin (I could've had an SKS, but as I was picking it up, it glitched and I lost it) with 1 round, and I was fully equipped too. Everything I had was TTsKo, except my helmet. We both saw eachother. I was leaving, he was entering. What happened? We walked past eachother, without saying a word. I was scared as shit. EDIT- I realize I could've shot him, but I had a backpack full of food, and all I really needed was Mosin ammo. He didn't have a mosin. So, I ended up sprinting away. If I had taken 10 more seconds fixing up my inventory, he likely would've been inside the jail complex with me, and I would've had to shoot him. RE-EDIT- Thinking back on it, the guy didn't even turn around until he was sure I'd left. So, I should've given him the bird and ran. When I was on the coast a life before, I flicked off a fully armed bandit squad. They were terrible shots.