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The Aquatic Land Walrus

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  1. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    Dayz freezes and steam crashes!

    DayZ froze? Nuclear winter... but srs. No idea how this happens. Did it happen right after you installed panda anti-virus?
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    New to Online Games, What is Teamspeak?

    since nobody else talked in legible English, here you go: TeamSpeak is a program that you can install and run. It's like a phone, but on your computer /magic
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    1.5 million

    1.5 million.. Beans eaten (more like 1.5 billion) Freshspawns slaughtered Zawmbees promised but not given yet Spammy threads like this. c:
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    What vehicles would you like to see in DayZ?

    Batmobile? c:
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    What vehicles would you like to see in DayZ?

    Really glitchy double post due to lag. sowwie guis
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    Why putting heart attacks in game makes no sense

    A while back, I suggested that you should add diseases like Scurvy. It'd make fresh fruit more useful. I would love to see that feature, really.
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    Binoculars need to be implemented

    inb4 alpher btw alpher This feature is definitely soon to come.
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    Main Things To Be Addressed.

    inb4 alpher btw alpher
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    If You Could Add Anything To DayZ What Would You Add And Why?

    A BATMAN COSTUME!
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    Books ? why they exist ?

    Fucking beat me to it. But, hey. Books aren't just for reading. They're great for bopping your neighborhood cat over the head with!
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    Making wood from trees with an Ax

    "making wood" Sorry, but I laughed at this way too long.
  12. The Aquatic Land Walrus

    A Satisfying Murder

    gg I hate scumbags like those people. Bandit down.
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    New Player Story

    I'm talking about in game. It isn't normal for a person to brutally murder everyone they see IRL. It chips away at their sanity.
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    New Player Story

    They're assholes. Almost 95% of the people you meet would gladly murder you.
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    Alt+Tab and DayZ

    Don't use a laptop. I found this to be the case in my old craptop, but upon switching to a (fairly mediocre) Cybertron PC, it was almost no time inbetween tabs. Not 100% sure, but this is all I got.
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    signs of HUNGER

    Sings of hunger: Death realism pls
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    Come get some! Kill on Sight expected and encouraged!

    I'm capable in battles. I haven't killed a single person on sight, even if I considered them a "Threat" I DO respect the bandits who attempt to stick up survivors rather than murdering them, though. I was talking about the bandits that kill everyone they see. But, my point still stands. It takes more balls than a pool table to be a REAL hero, and still less so to be a "real" bandit.
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    Why can't my guy be shirtless?

    Only reason I want to be topless: So I can run around with pink sneakers, no shirt, and only underpants with a wrench. I will rename myself to "Hillbilly"
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    When Bambi Trains Collide...

    "noooooo fucking pussy gang. "I'll be-" "Yeah, well" Idiot...
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    Mauser K98 Rifle

    That was the M1903 Springfield. That gun is a great gun...
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    Mauser K98 Rifle

    If anything, a M1903 Springfield rifle should be added. Those rifles are extremely fun to shoot, and I think they'd show up in Chernarus because of how popular they are as recreational firearms.
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    Blood on Your hands

    KOS is even worse if you just let their goodies go to waste.
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    Damaged Goods Beyond Repair [Video]

    alpher. That feature will likely come later on.
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