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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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"herd" and bambi have nothing to do with eachother. You fucking RUINED IT. deer god
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Type of Apocalypse most Fitting for DayZ?
The Aquatic Land Walrus posted a topic in General Discussion
So, what title should DayZ be given, besides "apocalypse"? It was hard to say this correctly, so sorry if it's misleading. I will start, children. This should be a CRUMPOCALYPSE! maybe an alpacalypse too -
Type of Apocalypse most Fitting for DayZ?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to The Aquatic Land Walrus's topic in General Discussion
Someone really needs to re-enact a scene from Payday 2 here. We'll have all 4 people with the respective masks robbing a supermarket, only to be stopped by the ZOMBIE COPZ or something. -
Game is unplayable since the last update ?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to poooz's topic in General Discussion
You're rubberbanding harder than an 8th grader with a bag of hairties, if you get my meaning. (Because the little shit would shoot them at people. I'd make a statue of an alpaca out of them.) -
Lesson for bambi: Protect mother. I'm getting sick of the term "bambie". It's old, it's dumb, and it's annoying. Stop using it.
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How often do you sever hop?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to king_of_the_beans's topic in General Discussion
I server hop more than a rabbit protesting against the 4th wall. -
Oh, the nostalgia. I remember playing it my first time before it had 10K people on it. Best horror experience of my life, by far.
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What is "Fully Geared" to you?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to kihz's topic in General Discussion
Where the fuck have I been? I never knew these things were added yet. Anyways, fully geared char to me: wrench pink baseball cap and matching shoes no shirt/pants -
Sudden Explosion
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to sircharlie's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Guess that wasn't the SHARPEST idea. fuck -
came for Gettysburg I am disappoint. but srs he was a beerdie
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What is DayZ? baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no mor- You are dead
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Shot 5 Times, Broken legs, and bleeding out.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to maxotaur's topic in General Discussion
power rangers ffs -
Are you up for a fight for your survival?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to tinman402's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
inb4NOTHARDCOREBADSERVER! -
Sadistic revenge? What would you do?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to doctorwhy's topic in Gallery
For revenge: Call BATMAN hotline today! -
[SA] Tea bags and kettles
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Canned Bread's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I would most likely collect a bunch of Teabags, and place them on the bodies of the bandits I kill. What? It's called TEABAGGING for a reason. -
When will the players change? + bonus story
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to doviszxc's topic in General Discussion
If you give a man a gun, he will do what he wants with it. Just remember this: It takes more balls to be a hero than it takes skill to be a bandit. While not all people who KOS are bandits, most of them are too cowardly to be a hero. -
Come get some! Kill on Sight expected and encouraged!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to real meatshield's topic in Server Advertisement
Balls? Try being a hero for a day. You'll get torn to shreds. -
Post your clever joke names for DayZ!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
My only joke involves terrible grammar D: Beanz 4 DayZ hah? terrible? I know it is. Now stfu and go back to torturing unarmed players, you psychotic shit. -
Post your clever joke names for DayZ!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
Torture Simulator 2014 -
Another big NEAF catch, 2 glitchers down :)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to infiltrator's topic in General Discussion
Looks like you FLOORED them! -
Combat / serverhopping for better position
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to HardstylerSL's topic in Suggestions
Private Hives will fix this. -
Do baldy damaged bandages heal less than pristine ones?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to thequantum's topic in New Player Discussion
You'd be able to repair them by attaching ANOTHER bandage to that bandage! -
I'm a KoS Bandit @ Loot Loggers
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to koNtenT's topic in General Discussion
Saw title left thread. -
Don't keep it in your pants
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to khrononkey's topic in New Player Discussion
dat title I was thoroughly expecting a "I demand (insert sexual request) to be added!" I am dissapoint -
Looks like you had to LEG it. FUCK
