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The Aquatic Land Walrus
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Pleeeaaaseeee heeeellllppppp mmmeeeee
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Michael_42's topic in Troubleshooting
Yahmon Happened to me once, turned out, the trash TB X12's I had frayed a week after I got em. Check your wires, and then remember not to eat said wires. -
Improving blood bags (and notes)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Bororm's topic in General Discussion
They test donor blood in high-tech hospitals. Zombies=no high tech hospitals enjoy hiv -
Left mouse to move forward? The fuck kind of computer do you have? Something from Star Trek? I've played games since HL1, too and I always used the left mouse button to fire. I've never tried using LMB to move forward, and likely never will.
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Improving blood bags (and notes)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Bororm's topic in General Discussion
The fuck are you on about? -
Improving blood bags (and notes)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Bororm's topic in General Discussion
A test kit with two uses? Enjoy your HIV. -
I can't stop killing fresh spawns.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Smokey420 (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I know your type. The self-absorbed type who only seem to care for their own enjoyment. All I really inferred is that you're alone at the lunch table. -
I can't stop killing fresh spawns.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Smokey420 (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I measure confirmed kills by the opponent's ability in combat and not just mine. Considering they don't know where you are, and even if they did, they have no way to defend themselves... You really didn't confirm any kills. At least any real kills. It's like a sniper in the army saying he's the best sniper in the army because he got 1st at target practice that day. It's invalid. -
Shot within seconds of loading
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Ugly (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Saw title Thought: Don't log out in the Cherno Supermarket. Read Bad luck -
They Just Don't Know When To Quit Overusing the Caps But, really. That first kill was good. The guy was an idiot to pull a gun on you, especially without a holster.
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Magazines are too hard to find
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Jiggly Ritz's topic in Suggestions
buy them from your local book store for a buck each. not that hard to find on shelf to right -
Bonus paralysis if it's pink spraypaint.
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Saw title left
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Why do people want to tell others how to play?
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to AdmiralBull's topic in General Discussion
Why do people want to tell others how to post? -
Good job killing those scrubs. Especially that 3rd person exploiter at around 1:25
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Combat Move: Bullrush - Terry Tate Style!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to Aubinator's topic in Suggestions
I was looking for the sound effect of the charger from L4D2, but couldn't find it. FML That sound needs to play when you do this. -
What is the best food? Answer here.
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to hitt0r's topic in General Discussion
Make sure to add Alcohol Tinture as a dipping sauce. No good without it! -
Ballistic helmets hurt if punched
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to ghasteater100's topic in Suggestions
Unless you're that one guy from infamous: Second Son who can smash concrete. But, srs. I think this'd be nice. If you were to punch a ballistic helmet irl, your hand would be pretty shaken up. I think something like the inability to punch for a few seconds after due to light shock would be a nice feature. gosh dern helmets, blocking our fists and shagging our flashlights. -
BattleEye kick, then 290 second respawn...
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to sickle2003's topic in Troubleshooting
Try a different timezone and service provider. Last year, I know that I had trouble with Vilayer for a bit, so I switched and the BE kicks stopped for the most part. -
[VIDEO] Play DayZ! (A parody of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky")
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to [email protected]'s topic in Gallery
spooky spook song of spook -
Killing a server hopper (1Yr old)
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to hunter2123's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
inb4 masterrace praise worship etc -
So you can see 10 seconds of someone missing 9 shots and hitting the 10th. woo
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I've obtained an ENTIRE inventory of food, top-tier pristine guns and weapons JUST from 2 hours of looting. It's harder to loot properly than to Bandit.
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No matter how necessary bandits are to DayZ's atmosphere, I will ALWAYS hate them. It's harder to loot an entire town to get a few supplies than to rob a newspawn and get everything you need. But, that dipshit was SO gullible. He had it coming. If I were ever robbing someone, and they said that, I'd just look around instead of painting a target on my back out of baby blood and lamb guts.
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Come get some! Kill on Sight expected and encouraged!
The Aquatic Land Walrus replied to real meatshield's topic in Server Advertisement
Sorry to bump this, but I don't get what's so enjoyable about PVP-only DayZ games. Doctor3d brought a good point. PVP-encouraged DayZ servers are basically a weakened ARMA server. -
Deer don't technical go in a herd. fukd it up
