The Aquatic Land Walrus

I liked Chivalry much much more than M&B. Maybe because it didn't take itself so seriously. M&B feels like fucking Medieval CoD.

If shit is magically amazing, than sure.

#ChivalryMedievalWarfare

You should be able to use a map/compass to place a temporary marker on you that will display your location according to the map for about 3 minutes tops. There really is no compromise between the hardcore and non-hardcore players here. Either learn to triangulate, or have a permamark for your location.

Persistent Storage is a feature in which, a player can drop down certain storage items like Tents, or the trunks of Vehicles (In Epoch, there are also lockboxes) that would store as a safekeeping area for items. These storage compartments (like tents) could be raided and stolen from by other players, or destroyed with explosives or ran over by a vehicle (in the case of tents. Vehicles just had to be destroyed). The thing about these storages though is that, after your own player character's death, you could go back to your persistent storage (vehicle/tent) and retrieve your stored items. So, many people used it as a "dead man's switch" so that they could be re-armed extremely quickly upon death. But, tents and cars aren't marked, so you had to memorize their location. These persistent storage areas can only be accessed in the server they were used in, so you can't hop public servers or private hives and expect your stuff to be there. In public servers, you keep your inventory contents, but your tent stays on the server it was placed.

Hey, at least this wasn't real life. You'd be smelling like rape for the next 2 weeks. But, srs. DayZ has a fucked up playerbase. I usually don't KOS, but if anyone runs into me in a building, I fuck their shit up because I know panic would cause them to do the same to me. Then, I bandage their corpse, give them a can of beans or something and run away.

You shouldn't have this, but you SHOULD be able to check yourself for wounds through a manual animation in order to gauge what kind of medical aid you'll need to receive.

I'll call the local spa.

What would the point of a tent be if you can't use it after death? It isn't like it'll spontaneously combust.

protip: this isn't The Forest.

I know of a tale.. There was once... a door. A very strange door, be it. This door wanted all of its life to become a pop star. But, once the zombie apocalypse broke out, it was misused by its owner. He slammed it and swung it, let it be smashed up by zombies, and never helped it. One day, it overheard the owner telling his friends they needed timber. Their friends suggested the door, as it was second-hand and was rarely used. So, the men approached the door with blades out. The door had had enough. He slammed closed.... and broke the men's legs. In a fit of rage, the men threw a tin can at the house as hard as possible, which caused it to spontaneously combust. The door was in agony, but nobody came to help. And, from that point on, the door vowed to end the vile door-slamming human race, one broken leg at a time.

Newspawns are like brick walls along the narrow path of success or some other extremely retarded metaphor. Easy to walk around, but some like their eggs sunny side-up, and others like their walls filled with lead.

firstly English pls secondly inb4 hax accusations. Mods, can I be you for just once? Please? DayZ doesn't handle banned CD keys. Go to BattlEye for that. To be constructive, I'm pretty sure you'll need a new Steam account to play again unbanned. I don't know. I've never hacked. am I a good mod?

Thank god you didn't use an axe to open that can. Some of the bacon might've atomized itself.

Or just fill a can with a live explosive charge and nails, stick a lit match in it, run.

Topics like these have been touched on more than a 2 dollar hooker. But, I'll try to explain my views on the problems at hand. #1 and 2 really aren't controllable by the DayZ devs. It's a glitch, not a feature. Sure, it damages the game, but it doesn't ruin it for me. But, #3. This is true to an extent. To use a quote from a Youtube game reviewer, Zero Punctuation.. "People like to be assholes in games, as there are no real-world consequences" And this is entirely true. There are multiple forms of bandits IMO. #1: Bandits that kill for fun, to be trolls etc. They just kill to annoy people. The worst type of bandit. #2: Bandits that kill out of fear of being killed. Most of them are so scared of dying and losing their precious can opener, they will kill you and cause you to lose your precious can opener.

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Thought you said "My leg" at first. Couldn't resist.

How about forceful mischambering? You could trap a high-caliber rifle like a Mosin, leave it in a house, and watch as someone walks over, shoots it, and it explodes in his face. You could jam a round into the barrel of a rifle, you could misfeed a magazine or something.. So many evil things >:D

There's a military base about 1000 meters southwest of Stary. It spawns me with assloads of Mosin and Revolver ammo there. 3 barracks ftw

Awesome.

DIY projects are simply too complex for DayZ. It'd need an engine more powerful and the Matrix to be able to create something like this. But, simplistic DIY creations like a bat and nails seem fine. I just can't imagine how DayZ would be able to incorporate multi-step crafting mechanisms. It would be awesome, but I don't think it would be possible.

And yet, you still post a pvp-exclusive video. I understand that you're trying to appeal to different audiences, but it won't always work. It's like McDonalds deciding to appeal to dieters rather than the morbidly obese.

I'm sad you treat DayZ as a PVP game. I sincerely don't understand what's so entertaining about watching people shoot eachother. I'd watch a CoD video if I wanted that.