Sadisto

Alright i've been carrying around this can of Mountain Dew around me for a while now, nothing stranged happened till now. Will now make my way towards Green Mountain and drink it at midnight.

HAVE: a SVD Camo with 12 Magazines from some random guys tent WANT: a Ghilie and a few FN FAL mags would be sweet

Can you explain further? might apply for it if it suits me right

Alright got help from Havocfive was a fast and friendly response and got quick up on my feet again Kudos to you mate!

Third times a charm I am at the NW Airfield behind the firestation in that little wood i'm down to 2400 blood and constantly lose consciousness also could need a bandage or two since im all out

@sethsmith42 That's an Infection will keep decreasing your blood until your down to 6000 i think You should take or find antibiotics asap

If there is one i tell him to go after you first seeing as i don't have work soon and only have low blood

Still need a blood transfusion at the NW Airfield

Alright after being fixed up by Kowlaski not longer than 1 hour ago i found bike and drove around with it long story short I'm down to 2400~ blood and somehow mangaged to drive my bike unconscious behind the NW Airfield firestation in that little forest can somebody give me hand.

I don't shoot unarmed players, I keep an eye on them and move my way Now if they do have a weapon my trigger fingers itching

When someone says they are friendly they're 70% of the time not When someone says they are friendly while in elektro or cherno they're 120% of the time not

Need a Medic i'm lying between Guglov and Novy Sobor at the bycicle spawn at the crossroads my blood is down to 6000 and have no bandages or painkillers

Is there a Medic avaible that can hook me up with medical supplies? I'm somewhere around Novy Sobor at a deer stand don't have the exact location Edit: I can only give you some food though half my backpack is full with it

Stopping the Medical help for the time being seeing as i spawned in a wall and died a horrible death will be back in a day or two Godspeed Medics

I would probably call the police

So,there i was minding my own business looting the NW Airfield. Feeling pretty good i decided "Well since there hasn't happened anything yet let's go up the fire tower and see if there is anything worthwhile" slowly crawling towards the fire station i start hearing these flies thinking to myself must be these bodys behind the station, as i reach the first level of the tower i see a dead player instinctive i go prone and crawl towards the dead body hoping for some neat loot! And i was rewarded for my dangerous act with a: L85A2 AWS with 5 magazines M9 SD with 4 magazines NV Googles Rangefinder GPS Military Flashlight and a Coyote Backpack though as soon as i stood up all hell broke loose getting shot at from two directions with assault rifles i ran downstairs trying to make my way towards the back into the woods, as i reach the door i get hit a single shot fracturing my leg i fall into the dirt face first behind me a loud scream the guy that got my leg was overwhelmed by 10-15 zombies, crawling towards the wall i hear a AKM going off probably helping his friend, not letting this chance go to waste i heal my leg with morphine and bandaging myself, looking back i see one of the guys coming out the door though he can't see me very well as i was lying in the grass with my ghilie suit, i take aim and fire two rounds penetrating his body he goes into shock and loses consciousness, getting near him i notice the hero skin feeling bad that the dead player might have been a friend of him and they thought i killed him i bandage him and give him a blood transfusion, running into the forest before he can get up still fearing for my life, reaching the edge of the forest i hear a single sentence in the distance "Thanks" feeling good that i saved him i log off. (mind that english is not my primary language and this may or may not contain many spelling errors)

Continuation And how it turned into the worst day: After logging back in met up with a Friend at Petrovka. looting the village i come across a can of MOUNTAIN DEW thinking to myself wow what great luck! soon afterwards we make our way towards the border of the map for some easy looting from other people's tents, along the way we find a blue Van (forgot it's name) with a full tank and a few Jerry Cans,feeling pretty good at how lucky i am today we drive around the Border eventually reaching Ostry where we suddenly got shot at from the surrounding woods by multiple bandits, we manage to take them out with a few alt+f4 along the way my friend dead and me down to 5000 blood when my friend jokingly remarked "The can of Mountain Dew is taking it's toll" after a good laugh i raid the now broken Van and go south to get back to my friend, little did i know that this was far from over.... As i reach Dubrovka i hole myself up in a house and take a break, while munching on my cooked meat i hear gunfire outside and i decide to take a look seeing a guy with a hero skin running around being chased by zombies. Since i've had good experience with people in a hero skin i started shooting the rest while he comes inside the house, After i've fend of the remaining i turn around and see him unconscious on the floor so i patch him up,give him food and drink and a few magazines for a m4 since i've got more than enough after thanking me for what felt like 5 minutes we parted ways him heading north me south, my friend than suddenly started talking about joining a different server since he got spawn killed like 7 times while i was heading there we decide to do so....... long story short We joined a different server, I spawned in or below some weird house i wasn't even near at. died and now im sitting hear writing..... i should probably do a Diary of some sort with all that weird shit happening to me.

"Alt+F4" Why can't they just accept it?! it's your own damn fault for running around this field without any type of cover!

Around Devil's Castle and would be avaible for Medical help and or Guarding services Edit:Day Z made problems, spawned near Three Valley will be making my way there now

I'm pretty close to you could be there in 2-3 minutes to patch you right up

You found the most cursed item in the entire game.....MOUNTAIN DEW This won't end well and you know it

So, for a while now i've been wondering if there is something like a clan or a group that acts like Bodyguards meaning they help people in exchange for i don't know supplies maybe even nothing. someone know anything about it?

Well i don't want to hire them but rather be one

So, I've read that i can offer myself as Bodyguard for Medics Is there anyone out there in need of one?

i think i just died while logging in damnit