Stworca

Is it even possible to die in the first 3-5 minutes, without the involvement of : - suicide - spawn campers - hackers I don't think so. If you figure out that zombies have absolutely abysmal scripting - which can easily be observed by anything they do - you'll counter them by holding "W", and survive until you find the first player. 30+ minutes for a clueless, first time player is easily achievable.

Solve the issue, or not, the standalone will deny Rocket the "I don't want to modify the engine too much" excuse. As well as "I'm not getting paid for my work".

Not sure if extremely stupid, or just failed terribly at trolling.

No, feature. Bugs are things that get fixed, while this - among other things - is a recurring theme. An old friend. As common as a hacker, or a blink of an eye.

There are ways to block buildings with wire, in a way that makes removing the wire impossible without constant ghosting. When half of your server is blocked that way, and you get the regular "We don't allow server wipes" response, due to Team Rocket having hard ons for the delicious mountain of money called Standalone, you begin to wonder...

In order to play DayZ, you also need to have your F4 key surgically removed.

Very nice first post, welcome to DayZ forums, have my beans.

PDW hands down. 6 types of ammo, including 2 SD, and full auto wins. Flashlight? Right.. Why not hold a road flare to stay concealed?

I've had a Crowbar, a flashlight, and a czech vest pouch filled with empty tin cans.

100 days with no hackers? Get the fuck out.

I would've picked a range finder, and left everything else. On Lingor i hardly have any weapon preferences - with the abundance of buildings snipers don't have as big of an advantage - but them bloody RF's are just nowhere to be found.

Like the Lingor map or hate it, but you know what..? No bloody hacker infestation there! Servers i play on give away IP and Hardware ID bans for script kiddies. What does it mean? Many of them are just GONE. Lingor also has a rather large "hive" of servers connected to one another. Not to mention the insane amount of open buildings. I was completely indifferent towards Lingor for two months, and now i'm regretting it completely. Having a great time. You don't even need tents. At all. The single exception for a tent would be NVG's, i guess.

Maybe he means a GAZ driving uphill in deep forest, using Q?

Judging by your story, i assume you're firing AS50 inside the control tower on NWAF.

I've found weapons that shouldn't even exist. Entire tent cities of them. After playing on certain servers, Makarov is the rarest weapon to find.