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why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
They are the Barrack 'bin laden' Obama or Anders Breivik of our future. Let us try to make them neither. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You really aren't getting, are you? It isn't about petty or juvenile behaviour. Something that we are all guilty of. It is about exposing children to a game that encourages murder and displays it in bloody, gory detail. It is about the fact that an awful lot of the topics on these forums have adult themes and the use of explicit profanity is unmonitored(rightly so of course) Damn it, how did I end up back on this high horse this morning? ;) -
You know you've played too much dayz when...
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Hello moto's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
When you drive toward the intersection, look up the hill and spot a really good sniper postition. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The question has to be asked again, and again and again. Why aren't the mods banning these children? Where are the mods right now? We know they are aware of this topic and the several other topics asking for players aged 11-14. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No - this is nothing t do with the language of youth today. I have no real issues with words, as long as they are used in context and not offense. This is about exposing 11-14 year old CHILDREN to the violence and content of this Mod and these forums. the mods should now be aware of who some of the 'children' are - good grief there are several topics asking for 11-14 year clan members with dozens of responders - and I would really like to think that they are taking the appropriate action to remove those users. I know they can re-register but when the moral high ground is being taken by a couple of them already, then surely they should NOT be ignoring the fact that children are using these explicit forums. Now - where is my step ladder - I really need to get off of this high horse. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Spart248. I cut the paragraph and the rest of your laborious argument from my quote because I felt that it did not add any substance to your point. And even though you do put it quite eloquently in your redress, I still stand by that NO 11-14 should be exposed to the themes in this game or on this forum. -
Tips to Survival? [Advanced]
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to DatToast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dems is cursed I tells ya. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'll be looking at some R18 web pages later. Would you want your child exposed to those? I can post the links if you feel comfortable with exposing the children to New experiences. (i won't be linking any web pages) -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Piez. Nobody, to this point in this topic had actually mentioned any of your reasons for complaint. We were discussing the appropriateness of children playing a game that is rated 'M 17+' Thank you for tour input though. I am sure it will certainly add some spice to the debate. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It would appear that I am. :) -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Zombies - horror - given. Shooting mate in the head, point blank. Being depicted in near photographic, blood spurting, bone crunching detail. Maybe isn't appropriate for an 11 year old. But I am not the parent and there fore unable to comment or judge on specifics. I just know that my 11 wouldn't be playing this, or any other like game. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm 44 and have been playing since my Texas ti99-4a in 1981. I think that you'll find the average age for gamers is creeping up into the mid 30s. My missus calls me her loch ness geek. -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Rofl on this. Have some beans. :D -
why are so many children playing this game?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to slartibartfast (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
But not that difficult when they actually post 'fed up with 16/18+ age limits in clans'. The very reason I asked this question is because there are several on the forum today actively looking for 11-14 year old players. -
Character killed when joining server randomly then lose all gear and spawn in debug wilderness
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to datordavid's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I believe this happens as you are killed whilst spawning. Could better spawning in a different server, moving away from the spawn area and the camping griefers then log out and back into your favoured server. It would appear you could be the unluckiest spawner (not)alive if you are spawning into several servers and getting this. Maybe I'm wrong for you. I have seen video of this occurrence though. YouTube hunter streamers you'll see it for yourself. -
To the two guys on DK10 in Cherno...
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to hoggy2121's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hmm, short life expectancy could be something to do with him being in town whilst you hide in the woods reaping the benefits. ;) -
Tired of 16/18+ age restrictions? Then this squad is for you!
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Rustywolf (DayZ)'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Isn't this game rated m 17+ Just wondering what type of parent would allow a child to play a video game that depicts war, murder, theft and horror. I wonder where the self righteous mods are now?(pointing no elbows here at all Max).Allowing children to openly post on a forum where language and themes are very often extreme and adult. -
Very high ping on Dayz servers (Can staff please answer this or other forum posters)
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Dragonslayer2 (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I had this issue. Rather than turning your firewall completely off, which is an extraordinary bad idea. Configure it so that arma2 oa and commander have 'Full' access to the interweb thing. This dropped my ping to servers by 50% and more on some. You don't tell us if you are trying local servers either, you should maybe stay close, geographically, to your home for server log ins. -
Medic Squad, Heroes only. xXMSHXx
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to kingjod's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You obviously have no concept of the term medic or hero. Maybe you should change your description to vigilante medics required. -
How to find stuff and suck less?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Leezeebub's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Pine trees with branches all the way to the ground will break LoS with a chasing horde. Just run in and stop. Do not panic they will not see you even if your are stood right next to them. Check out this map http://dayzdb.com/map#3.062.064 when you log in check out the bottom right hand corner of the screen - this will tell you where you are closest to on the map - hopefully a town name. You can sprint into town(be careful if there is a high population) and use broken walls and buildings to break LoS. Buildings that are circles on the map tend to have more than one door - excellent for escaping zeds as they will walk inside the building. Giving you a few seconds to loot anything that is in there. Rinse, die, repeat. -
we only need 2 things in the next update/patch
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Zach_Novak's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Just leave your partial mags in the backpack til you relog. ;) It is an annoying lack of a game mechanic that doesn't allow mag combining. I would imagine it will be sorted and some suitably long uninterruptible animation added. -
we only need 2 things in the next update/patch
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Zach_Novak's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Squirrel. You are correct about firing standard rounds in the 's' weapons but this would then render the silencer useless and make the weapon a normalised version until you could replace the silencer. After all, they should not have a finite life. Anyway my two things would be beans and guns. What else do you need in a zed led world? (ok, maybe bikini clad, chainsaw wielding heroines) :P -
choking mechanic in the game
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Holeman's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I would also like an option to play a little golf in game and maybe have a kick around with a footie using the zeds as 'holes'/goals. -
I only play at night, without nvg as they are like hen's teeth to none dupers. Playing in the dark just makes the game more spooky. Because of this I do tend to server hop. Never to reloot though. I would be happy for servers to be counted as instances and each character effectively tied to a server - IF they were controlled by the software company and more likely to be alive for the entire life of the mod and eventually the game.
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LF Low/Medium Pop Server that saves tents alright.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Tents do save. But pretty much only what you put in them the first save. So choose wisely. I did hear that if you empty a tent completely then put something else in it and save then this resets the tent. Which is handy if you think you have discovered a dupers tent.