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Everything posted by slartibartfast (DayZ)
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Always the pleasant child and such a witty comeback.
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Need Dayz admin reset my spawn
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to soundblaster's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Kinda that. Downgrade to 1.7.2.5 and log onto a 1.7.2.4 version server. When you get stuck at the loading screen then ctrl-alt-del to close the game. Then try to log into a 1.7.2.5 server and you should be on the beach. Once you have confirmed it has worked then quit and update to 1.7.2.6 and log into your server. It is a painful process but you have the skiddie to blame for the teleport and Bohemia to thank for the bug, err, I meant feature. ;) -
Bad serial number given in setup Help!
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Nexoit's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I found that after validating steam files or updating battleye through steam then you MUST run arma2 and operation arrowhead from steam at least one time. Like when you did the initial install. You didn't mention doing it this way. It could work for you before butchering your registry. -
Hero Skin - Question
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to icecaps97's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You can change without the bug affecting you. Just make sure you take your back pack off into a loot pile and then change. You will probably proc another empty pack, this will be deleted when you replace your old one. -
I killed a man today.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to killcamike's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
And you liked it. -
debug moniter not there
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to dakillerwaffl's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Go to the options menu. And switch on the debug in GUI. remember to turn it off occasionally to monitor, blood, thirst and hunger. -
Need a cab from Noby Sobor
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to BeastJesus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Do you have sweeties? Can I see your puppies? Do I really need to put the lotion on my skin? -
Have I muted direct chat?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to schrapple's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I think you need to be within 30m to see/hear direct chat. -
You constantly whinge about phishing web pages. If you are moronic enough to go onto one of these, give over your steam account details or download their wares then you deserve the ban coming your way. We laugh at dumb cants that cry about this.
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How many times are we gonna hear this sob story? The odds of having a random key generator 'duplicating' your cd key are astronomical. We are talking about numbers so huge that you would probably have more chance of winning lotto three weeks running and discovering the higgs boson in an experiment in your dingy bedroom. You got caught either using a bypass/script or you downloaded a 'free' bypass/script that stole your key. Man up and build a bridge.
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DE 2050 Tent City!
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Mr_Information's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thanks for the heads up. I'll be heading there later with my toolbox and entrenchment tool. Hopefully get my hands on some nvg. :D -
Suggesting a good private server for everybody
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to morgan32's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
It won't literally be a store. Think of it more like a trading post. -
DayZ Takistan! NEW MAP First Thoughts and Gameplay!
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to morganthemamba's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Had a wee play last night. The infected lose aggro very quickly. Just about every building has multiple entry/exit points and loot spawns. Oh, and my first confirmed Skiddie. With esp and vehicle spawns. It was funny when he rode up to me on his motorcycle, when I was on the down slope of a hill. He hut me three times as I stood doing nothing then dismounted, equipped his as50 and shot me. Oh well. I guess its back to the grind. Chalk up one more challenging, skillful, noob death to a script kid. I did think it was gdrs grimreaper(modern, quirky spelling with numbers instead of letters) as he was the only person logged on that wasn't dieing every few minutes, until he crashed his helicopter. But I could be wrong and if I am then I am. -
Need a cab from Noby Sobor
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to BeastJesus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In the 8 hours you waited, you could have snaked it. ;) -
Hero Skin - Question
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to icecaps97's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have heard that if you put on some camo or a ghillie suit then your humanity will be displayed in debug properly. I have also heard that ....... I have removed this because it IS a game breaker. -
Tent mechanics - please clarify
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to nudedude's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Now that information is worth some beans. -
To the -gay- team
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Angel Knight's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hmm, in my day, gay meant happy. Now it would appear it is a slur. How things change I suppose. Welcome to the World of tomorrow!!! Excellent story though. It is always refreshing to find out that some players are surviving by forming communities and being willing to help strangers in a spot. Rather than the skiddies sitting on a hill, or in the top of a hotel and sniping their way to boredom. Kudos and beans to you. -
Why do people put tents in tents ?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Venthos, you rock. Thanks for the advice mate. Have some beans. -
Why do people put tents in tents ?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The putting packs in tents thing. Can I put a full pack inside my tent? If so, does it count as one pack or does it count as one pack plus all the items inside? -
Hero skins have bullet proof vests?!
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to JimmyMeatsock's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This isn't punishing anybody. It is rewarding some. We are not talking about bullet proof or speedy Gonzalez here. It probably equates to an extra couple metres every 10 seconds, if it is even true. Anyway, why do Skiddie snipers need to run? They just spend all day sitting on their fat arses on sniper hill, shooting noobs and heroes. -
Taxi to NWAirfield requested
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Chimonanthus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It takes 15 minutes to tab to the nwaf. Get your running shoes on dude. You would have waited longer to set up a pickup. The yoof of today. Tsk! ;) -
So technically during the actual killing process you are creating the need. What a paradoxically amusing world you inhabit. ;)
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My tent is gone :(
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
One tent holds 53 items. Up to 10 weapons or tools and 5 back packs. Why would you need twenty of them? By my reckoning that is 1060 magazines up to 200 weapons or toolboxes and 100 backpacks. Just seems a little excessive. Still, I suppose if your thing is collecting virtual material items then you must be having a hoot of a time. -
Battle Eye Bans 2000Cheaters
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to WakeUpDeadMan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Seriously, what part of box, string, stick and carrot do you NOT get. In any circumstance, if you are too dumb to protect yourself from cd key thieves then you are gonna get what is coming. A bit like keeping the dew in your back pack. -
Battle Eye Bans 2000Cheaters
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to WakeUpDeadMan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes!