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Everything posted by slartibartfast (DayZ)
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This game blows
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to AlcoholicJoker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Haters. You gotta love them. Then scoop out their heart with a spoon. -
Isn't this game lovely :)
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to mik344's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It is a fact of life.just about everybody you meet in this game that isn't on teamspeak, Skype or vent will shoot you. It seems that survival equals 'kill everyone'. Rather than form alliances with strangers. In your case this voob(i like that one) obviously needs the murder and negative humanity points. There are people out there that do not actively look for a fire fight. Jasz is one of them. Remember one thing. Around 12% of players are bandits. The other 88% are just sniper fodder. Welcome to the social experiment that we call dayZ. -
why are there tents of rare shit in....
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to t3hnoob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Because right now when you raid a tent everything is returned after a reset. To prevent this, and get one over on dupers, just add something yourself and then save the tent. When the reset happens the only thing in the tent will be your empty can of beans. Bah! Hah hah. -
Battleye: Script Restriction #98
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Krobulus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
So was it the specific act of punching a baby that cleared the issue? If so, can it be any type of baby? Cos I have a whole box of kittens here that are gonna get some if it debugs dayZ. :D -
I just leave mine between the tents at stary us 1584. Nobody has removed anything yet. Even though it isn't a trap.
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How often do items respawn in dayz
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Brutal-Hunter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Chipdemon is correct. Empty your selected spawn site of EVERYTHING. Go away, at least 120m, for ten to twenty minutes and you will have shiny new spawns. Or, if you log on inside a normally active building spawn site that now appears empty. Just go for a quick perimeter run and by the time you return there will be spawns. -
Hackerfree Server (Privat Hive)
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to LoG Steppenwolf's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Could you tell me the max allowed ping please? -
US 373 pussies
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Ecstasy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Seriously dud(sic). Your telling me that I can spawn on the beach, immediately run north, get geared up and over to stary in the same time it took ecstasy? which we now know was about 30 minutes. Damn. I AM playing this game wrong. -
TROLOLOLOLOLOL fuck you and your camp bitch.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to HamTheBacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Good man HamTheBacon. I hate dupers, I can feel a mass delete coming on. -
TROLOLOLOLOLOL fuck you and your camp bitch.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to HamTheBacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Unfortunately on the very next server reset ALL of their tents and gear would have been restored. Look at your 'recent' tab in commander and tell us the derver. Also, for future reference. You can delete everything in the tent by putting something back in and saving it. Next reset the only thing left is your empty can. Apparently..... -
Home server closed, trading for tent.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dude there is one in the middle of stary military area o n us 1584. Feel free to help yourself. I have filled it with many useful items. Or...... Log into a low population night time server. Find a sup ermarket and empty everything out of it. Every empty c an, makarov round, can of beans etc etc. Run at least 120m away and let it cook slowly for ten t o twenty minutes. When you open the doors there should be a whole load of new spawns. I bet you get a tent and a load more other useful stuff. Of course this may be against the spirit of the game. If your conscience is clear though, then who really cares ? -
Dude there is one in the middle of stary military area on us 1584. Feel free to help yourself. I have filled it with many useful items. Or...... Log into a low population night time server. Find a supermarket and empty everything out of it. Every empty can, makarov round, can of beans etc etc. Run at least 120m away and let it cook slowly for ten to twenty minutes. When you open the doors there should be a whole load of new spawns. I bet you get a tent and a load more other useful stuff. Of course this may be against the spirit of the game. If your conscience is clear though, then who really cares?
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US 373 pussies
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Ecstasy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well done to the players ecstasy has named. You seen off a group that is definitely using nefarious methods whilst playing the game. -
US 373 pussies
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Ecstasy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ha ha Ecstasy. Found out and whinging like a newborn cos you and your mates lost all your hacked gear. I need to ask. This fire fight took place in stary. So you boys were massacred. Respawned on the beach. Geared up for another fire fight and hoofed it back to stary. You are either the luckiest dudes on the servers when it comes to weapon spawns or Denmark definitely has a slight pong to its rotten corpse. You see, I do this exact thing every death and it can take three hours before I see stary and I'm lucky to have the Winchester and a 1911. I am gonna jump to a conclusion that there may have been some server hopping, ghosting and tent duping going on here. Is your conscience clear ecstasy? -
Combat Logging you fuckers.
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Fishmitts's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sniper is just annoyed that combat loggers are counter acting his ghosting. ;) -
US 352 ELEKTRO SHOOTER
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to irGoodman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
irGoodman. The votes have been counted. The results are in. It is official. You are an exploiter of the worst kind. A combat logger and what makes it bad is that you are in such denial. You and your group were pwnd by one man and his Enfield. The only way you could beat him wad to to cheat. Next time, die with dignity. -
Sound doesn't work at all...Why God, Why?
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Dustymc107's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Profaniti. Information like software versions of dayz and arma and commander or six launcher/play would be useful. ;) -
It astonishes me. This is an Alpha piece of software. ie in the very earliest part of development. Yet there are players out there that cannot get by without hacking, cheating, scripting, ghosting, duping, alt-f4ing. Seriously. Why?
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Seriously. It is a 7.62mm round. If you get hit centre mass then you would die. This is the reason the European military stopped using these rounds. The 5.56mm round creates casualties, screaming, crying, bleeding casualties that need medical treatment. The 7.62mm round creates deadness. Quiet, still bodies that will lose their morphine and 24 hour ration packs.
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The hacker on LU194
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Mirza (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We feel your pain and welcome the name drop. BUT Really, is there any need for such profanity? :o -
Coordinates... for various camps...
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Colten (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Cptobvious - I mean no disrespect by using letters. Mate, I was having a wee joke. I am a complete loner in game, I've taken too many 'negligent discharges' to the back of the head to trust anyone. Which is unfortunate really cos this game that is a 'human experiment' is just revealing the ugly side of humanity to me. ;) I do not have the resources to mount a raid. I still carry an akm, was very pleased to pick up a g17 recently and only have one tent on us 1584 right in the middle of stary sobor military area(for those interested) I carry around a crap load of m9sd mags in the vain hope that one might spawn(sigh). I do not agree with what colten has done. It seems he has thrown his toys out the pram for some reason and this will certainly make the next couple of days interesting for you guys. Good luck in the defence of your realm. I didn't know about the tent respawn issue, although that would explain why mine hasn't been emptied. I hope that gets sorted in the next update. -
To the group who ambushed the Huey @ Balota on US 100
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Audiobat7's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"" Either you saw us as a threat or you're a group of dicks who wanted to steal our Huey"" Isn't this how the game should be played? Why would someone be a dick for trying a little banditry? Sounds like a gloat and a whinge if you ask me. Which nobody did. ;) -
US 352 ELEKTRO SHOOTER
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to irGoodman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"We had no idea to your location, and you picked off ev ery one of us. I logged off knowing I would have the ti mer, as per my plan. I logged back in, waited it out, and got up with 3000 blood. You were looting, spun around and unloading my M4 CCO SD into you......" Combat logging coward. And you brag about it. Tsk! Shame on you. -
US 352 ELEKTRO SHOOTER
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to irGoodman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We are the knights who say Ni. Run away!!!! -
Coordinates... for various camps...
slartibartfast (DayZ) replied to Colten (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Stink. Looks like the server is currently off line. Oh well. That.sux. Was looking to forward to raiding some tents. (i will retract my 'spawn items' statement as it was a little cheeky)