jmvars

I generally just avoid people. If I hear shots in a town, I seriously just skip the town and move on. Trust no one and you might survive.

Oh, thanks for that. Been waiting for a changelog.

And they don't do anything. All the zombies I've encountered either moonwalk in place when they spot you or never spot you at all.

They also don't seem to even see you, when they do they just moonwalk in place.

Yeah I suspected as much. I expect it will be better as time progresses.

For me it is unplayable at the moment. My fps seems to be lower than ever and on two occasions I have been trapped inside a building because the doors won't open anymore, and I can't pick up loot. I don't know if it is because of the patch or if the servers are just laggy.

No, it was one of those wells. I don't know what they are called.

I'm sitting in a small house next to a water source. I am already Energized, but I can't get Hydrated. I seem to be losing water extremely fast. There is no "Sick" status, but I keep getting a pop-up saying "I feel a rumble in my bowels" in red. Even when I did manage to get myself both Energized and Hydrated I didn't seem to be gaining blood at all. EDIT: I just passed out. I have no idea what happened or why I was losing water so fast. If I was sick I have no idea what might have caused it. EDIT 2: I just died, but please tell me what happened to me D:

Well, today is 27th. I hope you are right.

Except if you get hit enough times, you get spinal fracture and instantly die.

I tried to cook some deer meat with a portable gas stove but apparently you can't put at cooking pot on it. The frying pan worked, and I successfully fried the meat. The only problem is that I had to leave the frying pan behind because it was too hot to handle, even after I left it on the ground for 5 minutes.

I'd gladly farm. I've been trying to get a farm going for ages. Problem is that I spend so much time trying to stay alive, I have no time to find all the stuff required.

There is no food. Me and my friend ran through the forest and found random places we never knew existed. Sure, we found loot, but we still ended up dying within an hour. One time, by some freak luck, we managed to find two cans of food and a cereal box. We shared it evenly among us, but since we were already on the brink of starving to death, all it did was add another 15 - 20 minutes, we found no food and ended up starving to death.

Just some advice: Next time try using a better title, instead of just "I NEED HELP".

I didn't even know DayZ had bullet penetration, even through fences.