dont know how i pulled this off

[dont know how i pulled this off]

man i have dyslexia so the fact that i managed to write it at all is an acheivement to me so quite frankly i dont give a damn :D

lols

[alt f4 question]

Alt+F4 because you're afraid of losing gear in a game where the first code of it's conduct is 'Do not get attached to your gear'.

Man up boys, right now that little girl living down the street has bigger testicles than you.

-MONSTER

Oh SHIT! Beans for you, madam!

[Old DayZ]

Wow...wish I played back then :(

[Bandit Forum]

Any advice for a newbie bandit?? For some reason, I can't bring myself to shoot at another player...but I want to so bad!

[[Art Of War] Recruiting New Players (TS3/Game Servers/17+)]

Dang it...I find a good looking clan, and I have to be 17? I can understand why, a lot of kids my age are complete idiots.

[Looking For Someone :D!]

I'd like to join up! My steam is zork97

[A big thank you to those who make the game playable]

I just started a few days ago, and have never seen a player willing to tell me running through Elektro with no gun is a bad idea. (Who knew :huh: )

I take it back. I was running in circles being chased by zombies, dieing, and had no clue what to do. Then, a man in a gille suit saved me. He escorted me through Elektro, letting me loot all of the guns. He saved me from a bandit, and countless zombies. Sadly, I didn't catch his name. Thank you, whoever you are!

[My First Day Playing DayZ]

Wow, very nice. All I've ever had was a M1911 and an Ak-74. As soon as I got them I get shot in the head. Still loving the mod though :D